₦airaland Forum

benuejosh:
No where in Otukpo is Developed.NO Roads NO WATER! NO LIGHT! everywhere. Yet they've had the best of the best at the National level politically and otherwise..

Aren't you technically saying the state government forgot about that part of the state?

ekoson95:
You'll find out when you come.

can only get in through SSC now. Read conversion to regular now is very difficult.

EgunMogaji:
Seasons greetings to all my friends on Nairaland. Hope 2017 was rewarding for you all both in health and finances and I pray that 2018 ushers in new heights of success for you all. Thank you.

Happy Trails.

Baba, we have missed you.

ekoson95:
Who's telling you that August tsunami has anything to do with job? Don't assume with what you don't know.

Then what is it about?

NwaAmaikpe:


The hustle is real.
Imagine Ubi Franklin ass-licking someone young enough to be his lovechild.



Anyways,
I dedicate this post to my friend; a young man who has succeeded in failing in all his endeavors.

He failed the Air Force common entrance, went into music, failed in music, then went into asslicking.
He is an Akowonjo version of HushPuppi.

No matter how much I try to dislike him, I still commend him for being thoughtful enough to buy his parents a packet of condoms for Christmas.

Hahahaha ref pls stop thus fight. Such savagery!

Josfactz:
NAF Junior airmen / high school students

Do the young men get paid or absorbed into the air force? Are they accorded the same status as those from NMS zaria?

WTF is desmond elliot wearing on his feet?

NwaAmaikpe:



He won't say that if he sees the road that leads to KANU's dilapidated miserly bungalow at Amannagwu in Arochukwu.

KANU Nwankwor can only boast of a defunct Heart Foundation while his counterpart in Liberia will officially be the President of a country after December 26th.

KANU was a fortunate player whose greatness would have been forever unrivalled if only he died of that heart disease at the peak of his fame in 1996.

Hahahaha guy you're too funny

mrphysics:
Moderators please, don't unban NwaAmaikpe

What's with you and him?

Nutase:
Wow. Nigerians will soon eat away there wide life and be left with nothing. Shameeeeee

I'm not sure that's Nigerian army. Different camo scheme.

BafanaBafana:
Hehehe. Let me help you.
Cc buratai sadiq olanishakin buhari

Oga shift make people see road. Chad overrun Nigerian army in a week? Do you work hard to get silly?

BafanaBafana:
I know. That is not the problem. The problem is that Nigeria doesn't have a strong army. Any army that delights in flexing muscles on and oppressing defenseless civilians will find it almost impossible to face and conquer any armed group, Idi Amin and Saddam can testify to that. Also besides firing long range missiles, carrying out ariel bombardment and hiding behind big armoured vehicles, our army can't do shit! If the Chadian army decides, they can overrun Nigeria in less than a week.

Nonsense! Cc bidexiii tdayof odunayaw

hello guys, can anyone help me with info regarding cpes? The registration is proving almost imposssible to complete online. plus the portal has issues. Is there a helpline i can call? or do i go to school to reg manually?

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Trump is an entitled man who has never suffered in his life. Son of a millionaire who got a million dollar lloan from daddy to start business.

During his campaign, he made fake promises and contradicted himself daily. Eg Mexican wall, pp strong Hillary in jail etc.

He is a man who does not respect women. Grabs them by the pissy. He is a sexually promiscuous man.

He is a corrupt businessman who has now put his family members into position of power. Eg his inllaw.

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Oga so trump is promiscuous because women throw themselves at him? Don't women throw themselves at men with the same description as trump? I don't know if liberalism that comes with the atheism also kicks out the common rational sense. Liberal bandwagon guy.

tdayof:
The road expansion. The one along ologuneru?
Jakesporeshenko, maybe Bidexiii knows.

Who gave that civilian a gun and a helmet?

JackBizzle:
This is the height of stupidity.

Trump is a madman. You hate homosexuals so bad that you are willing to support a madman in power.

The same Trump that is ready to cause world war 3 with north Korea? The same Trump that hardly goes to church? The same Trump that will deport your black azz from his country?

Would you rather have crooked Hillary there?

macof:
No Yoruba people are descended from Egypt. If anything ancient Egyptians descended from us

Oga, how na??

tdayof:
Whoever brought up the idea of SARS putting on black T-shirt without an identity made a huge mistake.

Imagine an officer without an ID number. Had an encounter with the SARS guys last week along Ibadan /Ijebu ode road where you'll meet over 7 checkpoints.

After flagging the vehicle at our front, another officer passed us but the other police had to jump to the front hitting his gun on the vehicle requesting us to stop almost leading to an accident.


We got angry asked the driver a police officer to park and immediately we parked the guy didn't even notice the vehicle belongs to the NPF. Man couldn't read what is on the vehicle.

An officer who find it hard to read the word "Police blablaba" is an embarrassment to the Nigerian police force.

Others left him and had to start apologizing before we left. Imagine if it was an ordinary civilian because he already started with his rubbish words like na you put me for road, who you be etc.

NPF needs to put out monitoring teams out there. Each team should be led by reputable officers ranking from DSP and above.


Zonal AIG can also partake.

Guy I thought you were a civilian with Chinese education.

ehissi:
That was what kayharry did to me Oooooh! That I left mainland to travel to agbado jaiye after jankara market - the advert say na ikeja the car dey - to buy car.

At the end of the day, they told us - me and my mechanic - we need to do small work on the engine, everything else is working "pafertly" (contrary to what Kayharry told me), I said okay. The next thing, oya take account number and transfer the money abi you wan pay cash?

I shock!! Oga we no go inspect the car first abi kilode?

Oya lets inspect the car, make we see the car whey we see for picture, they first take us go another car, then them come take us to the car, just point say "see the car there".

Whey the key make we open engine start am, them come tell us say the key dey with the owner for Oshodi market, he is on his way.

2hrs later, the owner is on his way. Na so mechanic just advise me, make we run for our dear life make night no meet us for here, before them use us do pap for money rituals.

Everything Kayharry said from the price of the car, the location, the condition of the car, he even told us the owner was waiting for us.

I blow bike from Festac to Oshodi to hurry up to enter bus to catch owner only for me to dey here story upandan....

Wise move brother, God go give you your own......

who wan use soldier man do ritual?

bidexiii:
RANDOM PICS

AHQ guy... Looks real badass. Are the 2 other guys in the last pic Nigerians? They've got a different camo scheme.

bidexiii:
PHOTOS.....

First pic, why is that guy wearing an odd coloured shirt? Last pic, why is that guy wearing a fedora like hat? I thought that was for the army alone. Never seen an air man wear that.

AlfaSeltzer:
So I spent the night with my gf and we made sweet love. Then in the middle of the night I woke up and saw her sexy body by my side and the urge came and I penetrated her while she was still sleeping naked by my side. She woke up while I was inside her. Did I rape her?

Oga satanist, don't mind all these cry cry liberal men trying to please women by denying their masculinity. They think scoring own goals counts on the board for the golden boot or is it puuusy prize.

Sagamite:
I dare say with your level of intellect, it would do you a world of good to partner with a woman that would take your gender role.

We need sensible people to lead families, and that does not always have to be a man.

Advanced societies and institutions are based on giving people responsibilies based merit, not gender.

Ode oshi!

Ah, the crying liberal has arrived. Go tell your father to cower to your mum. I think the best part of you got ejected down your mum's thighs and ended up as the crusty brown stain on her sheets.

Kalapizim:
Its a nice idea but I think coast guard functions should be added into the Civil Defense mandate. It will be cheaper to train them and expand their mandate. There is also the advantage of knowing the local terrain since majority of of them are recruited from the locality.
They need to be occupied

I thought I was the only one who saw that most if these new agencies are currently redundant and a siphon on the FGs money.

Mynd44:
We are all for rasong better sons ma'am but how about the present generation of women who have to deal with this women? Isnt it good if these men can unlearn the things this patriarchal society has taught them and learn to be better husbands, partners, lovers, fathers, brothers, uncles and humans.

That's the point of this thread. How men can be better

Oga, the patriarchy has brought civilization thus far. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Show us matriarchal societies as advanced. I dare say any Society that swaps it's gender roles is doomed. God forbid a household where the her crows and the cock cowers.

Mynd44:
Everytime a man's masculinity ks called to question, he gets weird. Strange

Haha Oga mynd be there forming feminist. Don't forget that scoring for the other team can't win you the golden boot. Being a feminist don't get you no *****.

Fidha254:
Dejavu! Didn't I see this in a movie b4. 500k bank heist



Burglars accessed KCB Thika Branch on Sunday, November 19 and removed five containers of 50-real notes, with an estimated value of Sh50 million. They disabled the bank's internal alarms and sensors and the burglary remained undiscovered until Monday, November 20.
Three months before the incident, the criminals rented a commercial property in Thika town and dug 120 meters beneath blocks of houses to a position beneath the bank.
The gang had renovated the property and put up a sign indicating it was a landscaping company selling both natural and artificial grass as well as other plants. Neighbours described how they had seen van-loads of soil being removed daily, but understood this to be a normal activity of the business. The tunnel, being roughly 70 cm (2.3 ft) square and running 4 meters (13 ft) beneath the surface, was well-constructed. It was lined with wood and plastic and had its own lighting and air conditioning systems.
The gang broke through 1.1 meters (3.6 ft) of steel-reinforced concrete to enter the bank vault and completed their mission.
http://www.businessdailyafrica.com/news/Sh50-million-stolen-KCB-Thika-daring-heist/539546-4194798-io5v60z/index.html

Same thing as a 2005 bank robbery in fortaleza, Brazil. Landscaping company was grama synthetica while the perps included the 'german' and Paulo Sergio.

TheManOfTheYear:
That's Air force camouflage oga

Oga the brown camo is NAF? With a Cameroonian rifle?

Kendroid:
I would have believed u had it not been my lil bro on the pics, ah gaht no time for arguments...

U simply don't know and understand how the system works, so no point wasting my time with you..

Good day!!

Are you an officer? Do you think you're the only with a relative in the armed forces. Carry waka dey go abeg.

Kendroid:
C diswan o...wee u kip kwayet my fwend...

What do u know about Nigerian Military

Oga better start using your head and fast. How can a Nigerian soldier be carrying a rifle with the Cameroonian flag on it? Have you ever seen a Nigerian soldier in that brown camo?

ElsonMorali:
Saw this pic 2years ago and learnt that the guy was a cadet at the Nigerian Defence Academy, NDA and not yet a soldier.

What's with the recycling of the guy's pictures?

A cadet is already a soldier.

chally4real:
hahhaha..bloody civilians dont know the difference blw a soldier and an officer...hes just a soldier and not an officer...go to d north..u will see kids wearing d uniform..dis one here is bloody old...#sign and sealed#

A cadet is already a soldier.