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robi55: So many too numerous to mentionis dat wat u only want 2 comment? *polishing my Ak47* guy u beraa talk abt 1 b4 blood go flow.. |
Sarah a: na your sister go enter menopause. This are one of the reason I dnt bring my personal issues to this site.lolz....u knw hw nairalanders can b nau,every wants 2 share hs/hr opinion nt minding hw it affects u....d kink z jez nt 2 take dm insults personal f u dnt want 2 have an hrt attack...#peace |
godson0032000:lolz....on d contrary, i was jez trying 2 hlp ni |
kceemart: Hahahahahahaa op u get bad mouth o.tnx 4 d compliment |
ugojamali: That's destruction not help! |
ugojamali: Ewwwwww! You're evil!i was jez trying 2 help nau |
Faith93: seriously..ow awful was my Englisheh ehn? U rily nid beating |
Nonybb: Wat about us. Wat do we virgins do to get a girlcut ur **** in2 four places, fry dm ,eat 1 part nd bury d remainin...u go c gurls ehn |
kundi90: 8 years, and you could not tell him? Can you still call that crush? Think it through.dat is wat i kal "crush of life" |
Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.my sister hw du u want 2 get attention wit al ds "gbagaunism" u r postn hia....*brings blackboard,chalk nd a cane*.."oya sit dwn dere nd repeat after me: A for Apple... |
IAMBREEZY: I had to stalk her every single minute ain't that strangeYeah i remember doz tyms wen u usd 2 4low me all around lyk a parasite...ewwww...it was wierd |
EmmanuelIbeh: I never had the chance to date her. she too like travelawww |
Lionbite: Getting a girl attention hasnt been a problem for me. Infact girls seek my attention not the other way roundhw doz dat concern us...mtcheeew... |
DonHummer: mine is commenting on this thread to get the OP's attention...lolz...u just did |
leavestory: well well the siliest thing have done to get a girl attraction happened five years ago,I went to NIIT to do a professional course on software developing(IT related programs)and there was this chick she was doing web designing and because I wanted to get close to her even before asking her out I now decided to apply for another program which was web design so that I can get to know her very well but where GOD come catch me be say after I don pay for the new program two weeks after I started the program I just hear say the girl no dey do the program again,say she don travel out,as in e be like say make I cry,I waste money do another program because of her,I even try to follow the school management talk say make dem refund part of the money wey I pay for the web design program but dem no gree ooo,but luckily and un-luckily for me this same chick added me on facebook last two years and I was shocked how she got to know my facebook name and I was more shocked when she told me on facebook that she was having crush on me during that time but she did not know what to do.awwww....*in Oprah Winfrey's voice", ain't dat a touchn story? |
leavestory: hmmm interesting,why should a lady hide her true feelings in the first place?pride nau....buh wait o, hp u aint goin wt ds theory? Dat d lady likes u |
Ohwhy: Me think she likes you...hahahahaha....@leavestory, u knw d way sum females do, they try 2 hide their feelings by being rude ...#smiling |
EmmanuelIbeh: Hahahahahahaahaha. I've done a lot to get a gal attention but I think the highest one is the day I met a gal in a car park. I've already boarded and I was in the bus when she came. She was very beautiful, so I had to get her attention at all cost. Then came the opportunity. She bought a pure water sachet and drank half of it. As soon as she was about to throw it away, I reached out to her and I told her to please give me the remaining water. I gave her an excuse that I had 1 thousand naira note so I couldn't buy pure water. She gave it to me and was expecting me to clean the mouth befre drinking but I drank it without thinking. That was how we started talking. Foolish right? U no holy passgeez! Abeg did u date d gurl aftawards? |
leavestory: Awww this is what I call super story that touches the heart u suppose don tell me before nah,but I no know say na because of me u come dey learn tailoring nahna bkus of u nau....*picks hm up nd flings hs naughty ass outta thread*....leavestory pls kum bk....you knw u havnt shared ur own o |
There was this time that i was so obsessed with this guy,he was d son of my mum's friend , tho we weren't friends o, buh i had this huge crush on him and the guy was boarding at corona high then.... i thought of possible means on how to be friends with him , that could lead to a relationship, so i decided to start learning tailoring in his mum's shop since it was at d front of their house,Just so i could see him during the holidays ....i did it for three terms thinking he could look my way . until one day, he came home with 1 "over-made up" gurl, introduced her to me as his girlfriend and introduced me to hr as his mum's "apprentice"...choi choi choi....i swear na dat dae i stop d work |
*Dat awkward moment wen they r passing d offering bag in church, nd unfortunately for u, u v got only 5 niara squeezd in your hand, nd mor un4tunate z d fact dat d offering bag has a very narrow opening, as u wer putting d #5 nau, d money kun mistakenly fal 4 ground...chai |
leavestory: I guess wide sex is the name of one ghanian movie like that,the cousin or the op is having negative effect of watching too much nollywood and ghollywood movie so that is why they have become the gullible type.abeg leavestory pls m eatin, dnt make me go "wide with laughter" pls..i dnt want my throat 2 b "pepperized"..abeg |
leavestory: why u dey smile mischieviously.c me c leavestory o!...z it a crime 2 smyl again? Doz 1 hv 2 write a statement bkus she smyld? Abeg o |
OP pls try beta nxt tym y'hear....buh wait o...whc 1 z "wide sex"? |
leavestory: ya wicked#smyling mischieviously...tnx 4 d complement dearie |
leavestory: awww that fruit juice will be very sweet oooo,I would not mind drinking the juicesmh...u kud get it in any cemetary supermarket near yhu...hp i hv bn of immense help? |
leavestory: aww what is cloud nine is it the name of a movie cinema?would ya tell me?nah, its d name of a fruit juice ![]() |
[color=#770077][/color]abeg guy update nau...*kneeling on d ground begging profusely* |

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OP pls try beta nxt tym y'hear....buh wait o...whc 1 z "wide sex"?
