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Emmykego: Great job, Godwin. This is certainly going to help aspiring UNIBEN students a lot. Jazinogold, I see you too and God bless you cos even when I'm in 300level now, I still remember your advise back then. For any aspiring mass communication, Fine Art/theatre arts aspirant, you can ask me questions. God bless UNIBEN, OUR NOBLE SCHOOL.

owk.....first of all, doz uniben accepts 2 sittings? Nd i also want 2 ask dis: m opting 4 mass comm, my subjcts combinations r Eng,Gov,Lit nd Crk...is dis owk?...cos i knw sumbody wu substitutd literature 4 economics, he z a final yr studnt nw...

GeneralShepherd: Notice the difference between 'spot' and 'sport'

Eg Suya spot, Range Rover Sport.

@Topic Ladies please learn to speak good English or stick to pidgin! Use your spell checker before you send me an SMS

wu wantd 2 send u an sms b4?....mtcheew

emilyone: @ poster

its a nice recipe. more like an appetizer children luv it though think its called masa

its kald *mosa* nt masa...or banana fritters

Xsenga: WHAT ARE U TRYING 2 DO?

c question'....M TRYING TO GIVE BIRTH

leavestory:

LEAVESTORY!!..Lolz..u r xo impossible

leavestory: yes dear,how things?

evwitn z kul nd ewvitin gud wil cum

leavestory: hehe so u too want to date me,haba how many girls I wan date at the same time,ok let me think about it

4 ur mynd....was jez joking o..

ITbomb: Which means there is some element of truth in his liez.
Hmm , lets see d chat first

there z not d tiniest bt of truth in hs liez ...

leavestory: ok have heard u,I will give you my answer tomorrow

ah! Leavestory...*sobbing* dnt tel me u wanna tink abt it o...havent i been fair 2 yhu?

Whats d link between virginity nd make-up? Mtcheeew. Abeg Op go nd luk 4 sumtin beta ehn?

leavestory: I never accept her proposal ooo,na by force to date her ni?

u had beta not o...xcept f u want 2 break mii heart..anyways bawo ni? Its bn lng o

leavestory: waka

waka z d act of leaving d stage

leavestory: all what the guy said,is it true?yes or no?

ah ahn! U shld knw beta nau....*Liez: dat z all he said...inshort d guy has bn stalking me since last yr

drnairalov: sigh queen!! u want me to leak d BBM messages u sent of u beggin nd flirtin seriously with me..DPMO ok or i wud *cheers

*shockd beyond words* i won't say anytin

A customiezd t.shirt/a pack of singlet nd a cologne...z dat nyc enuf?

drnairalov: Dwaaayne says hi! the fair one, do u want?? *happyface

make we hear word

zelexotunla: . Wetin be virus again o? Me too get antivirus na. How person want take know that, no be God dey safe everybody.

lolz...na u sabi

zelexotunla: . My dear it is already happening o,i just encountered one on monday. I was at busy junction waiting for a friend, in my wandering state this gurl came to me asked me to please follow her to cross the road and pretend to be her boyfriend in the area,because she didnt want some certain guys distop her. Na so we start dis love pretence and now to my advantage. I pray for more of this oh Lord. My festive period is going to be fun

u dey rejoice? #no offence buh u knw wether she carry virus?

@op...c quy,d trut z dat girls dnt date guys dat dey wuldnt benefit 4rm...those guys in dia twenties got a lot 2 offer dem mayb financialy or sexualy dats y d gurls stick wf em...bliv me wen i say no gurl wants 2 date an inexperienced pikin...buh f u gat dough sha, sum go stil luk ur syd...my advice 2 u tho z 2 go nd read ya buk, achieve sumtn b4 u start lukin 4 babe,"i sure say Leavestory go fynd wife 4 u"..#peace

kavey10: I think N6 has this crazy thing against 'petite' ladies. Joyce is an example. just checked your profile now, do you school in UNIBEN?

i stay in benin sumtyms, nd as per d question of skulin in uniben, m claiming dat o...f u knw wat i mean

leavestory: are u on whatsapp?pls pm me ur whatsapp number.

#shakara tinz...first of all...u hv 2 sing d old national anthem 4 me..D 1 by Lillian jean williams...nd i must hear it o...afta dat i tink i'l consider u..#smylin mischieviously

leavestory: u love n6?so u no love me?I go vex tear boxers oooo.

lolz...nobody said i can't luv more dan 1 person nah..#winks

kavey10: COOL F.M is the ish! I Can never miss N6 & Joyce's show. Monday to Thursday from 9p.m till I get exhausted(which is rare). Joyce is just TOO INTELLIGENT(my kinda woman). N6 and Joyce should just get married to each other jor, LOL!

They go on break TOO MUCH sha!

During the period of their excessive breaks, I switch to BEAT F.M to listen to my niqqah Douglas Jekan(girls can over trip for the guy ehn... #EmotionalGirls).

i hv dis huge crush on N6...i jez love d nyt cafe

My favourite station iz Cool fm...favourite program z Night Cafe with N6 nd Joyce frm 9pm-4am, mondays to thursdays...i xoxo luv N6

nakoks: ;DSee all these learners,una think say una sabi silly on top babe?my middle name na kingsilly.
Now where do I start from cos I have lost count.Is it from chasiing goat or entering a bus to a far destination just for a chance to get a girls name address cos no gsm those days.

I remember this light skinned babe that just moved into our hood back then.Damn was she stunning(her name was queen,show mwe an ugly babe bearing queen and I will show u a black pope).

I was about 19 and was struck by this damsels beauty.She used to come to the biz center I was working and one day I summoned courage to talk to her.she walked to a suya spot and was buying suya while I was scoping.she picke a piece of suya put it in her moutha nd after masticating it for two minutes stuck it out of her mouth and asked me to take it with my mouth at the junction in the full glare of the public.Without thinking na so I gum her mouth collect the suya chew.omo from dat day the babe took me serious and we became good friends tho I didn't get to eat the food.

ewwww

usmanspihn: Imagine me oh. Went to a swimming pool and saw a babe I liked. Instead of going to talk to her maybe coz of shyness sha, na so I do stunt enter 12ft deep side nd I so sabi swim wella dat time. Omo I drink water die. At the end of errything, ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇hε̲ no look my side. I wan die

smh...ah bros ur own don pas maximum o

espn: not anyi1 i can remember..except for nw dat am vn crush for d OP..nd am acyualy quoting and commenting so dat she would knw..OP kk reciprocate..

i c yhu

hizaya61: Bathing in the rain with pant and singlet

smh

nelajayi: oh oh,dt was really bad!bt u shldnt ve given up on him coz crushes r mostly mutual.he may jst be scared or unsure of what to do.

yh yh,afta 2 yrs he askd me out nd den nau d crush dun fade...i tld hm i had a bf(tho i didnt) jez xo he kud fil wat i felt...buh we r gud 4wends nw sha

Amefrica: There was this my elder sister's friend, she dey always come our house to meet my sister, we nor dey talk shaa, cuz I didn't know whether to call her by name or 'aunty' cuz me na big boy and 'aunty' dey always heavy for my mouth. I crushed on this lady so hard.

She came one day and she didn't meet my sis, I was d only one at home, she decided to wait, I was having the urge to talk but I didn't na so, she go check video discs, she comot one white disc and asked me to play it, I inserted it and it was a BLUE FILM. I wanted to remove it but she said I should leave it ...................

ur mb finish? Abi ur fone hang? Guy u beraa kum finish ds story o...

IAMBREEZY: hmmmm then i gave up on you cuz your shakara too much.

na lie jor,u tink i dnt notice d way ur eyes pop out weneva m passin by..

captainolayinka: Mine was at an Airpor when I was coming to Nigeria a few years ago. After checking in my bags, I proceeded to the boarding gate and behold I saw this beautiful petite girl sitting in front of me but there were lots of people sitting around us, so my heart was racing and I couldn't even look at her.. I tried to summon my courage to go and talk to her but lo and behold, a matured man came from nowhere to sit beside her and my jaw dropped because I believe the man was her father.

I kept on thinking of what to do until we were being called to board and that was when I finally found out that the man was just an Ordinary passenger and he his not even related to the girl.. " heart broken" . I was wishing and praying that this girl will be assigned a seat next to me or somewhere close but that never happened.

I used the lavatory uncountable times because I wanted to spot where this beautiful lady was siting but all to no avail. The dude sitting next to me asked if am not sick due to the fact that I used the lavatory nearly every 10 minutes.

We finally got to Murtala Airport and while we were proceeding to the immigration, I was walking slowly just to be on the qeue with the girl but unfortunately for me, she is a foreign passport holder and had to qeue where foreign passport holders stand.

I also planned to walk to her while waiting to get her bags but luckily for her and unlucky for me, she got her bags first while I got mine last, out of all the passengers in a Boeing 747 plane .

I thank God for me sha because the person that came to pick me from the airport told me about a cute young girl who 6 mopos came to pick. Maybe dem for flog me for Airport to say dem catch me with her.

lolz....u 4 dun dey wash plates 4 General house