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Eat the dog

Zoharariel:
No, I'm not. Aside smoking my newfound Chesterfield Mint, trolling & kicking asses on Nairaland is my 2nd hobby.

that tin causes cancer you know right?

juman:
Those are their uniform.

hijab is thier uniform how?

I hear his wife is taking over

Are those nurses?

Without uniform


These mumu women should take those nonsense off and tie their heads if they have to. Long hijabs like this should be banned
Abi is is not the shape of thier milk jars I'm seeing in that pics? What else are the hiding?
Nonsense

BoboYekini:
That's a sloth. Oga you should be ashamed of yourself.
You better eat it. Abi you wan make e rotten waste again? Agbaya.

say what you know


It's not a sloth

Zoharariel:
No my friend. My religion is common sense and the irunmoles are my guardians.

Any other question?

re u on any social media would like to chat with you well

Zoharariel:
An objective unbiased look at the historical/archaeological facts shows that Genesis was composed by Moses around 1430 BCE during the exodus under the direction and dictation of Yahweh, and the Yahweh entity (i.e., “God”) is none other than the reptilian (lizard) race that seeks the total extinction of humanity.

You can read a lot of the facts in Zecharia Sitchin’s books. Unfortunately Sitchin himself is not exactly objective and unbiased here, as he is a Yahwist, but if you look past Sitchin’s sympathy to Yahweh and consider the raw facts he starts from, it all becomes clear.

Let us start with the nuclear holocaust of 2024 BCE. It is an undisputable historical fact. You don’t have to take my word: look at the satellite photographs of the huge black scar in the face of the Earth, go to the Sinai peninsula and look at the heat-blackened stones, go to the Dead Sea with a radiometer and take the radioactivity readings for yourself, read the ancient Sumerian lamentation texts describing death in the air from the radioactive cloud, or take a look at the completely independent weather study showing an abrupt climate change consistent with a nuclear fallout precisely in 2024 BCE.

What does this have to do with Yahweh? Well, a lot, because this whole affair is well-documented in Genesis and credited to him. It is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, the precursors to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The Sumerian texts leave no doubt that the ICBMs (intercontinental ballistic missiles) that dropped nuclear warheads on Sodom and Gomorrah were launched from Africa and belonged to the Anunnaki. But just because the missiles were made by the Anunnaki does not by itself mean anything, the question remains of who pushed the button.

The Bible says that it was Yahweh who destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, so if you are going to accept the Bible as literal truth you have to accept this bit too:

As it turns out, two factions of the Anunnaki were disputing the control of the spaceport, and allegedly one faction had to nuke it in order for it not to fall into the hands of the other. But what about the 5 cities, none of which were located in the spaceport restricted zone itself? The Sumerian sources indicate that the residents of the 5 destroyed cities, including Sodom and Gomorrah, were completely innocent and not guilty of any of the crimes the latter two are charged with in the Bible.
 
According to the Sumerian sources their only guilt was that they were harboring someone named Nabu, son of Anunnaki leader Marduk whom the other faction wanted to assassinate so badly that they didn’t care how many innocent civilians they would kill as “acceptable collateral damage”. And so all 5 cities were nuked.

zohariel re you a Christian?

jonaifame22:
Jus look for all this yoruba women who hawk herbal medicine and tell her to give you atosi #50 u'll get well, as for hiv forgerrit cos no weapon formed against u shall prosper

God bless you sis

Ok I have a close friend, he complained a week ago of pains when urinating and also of penile discharges (pus), these are classic signs of gonorrhoea. regardless I still encouraged him to run test.
the test confirmed it was gonorrhoea.
This guy told me he had slept with just one girl this year, his girlfriend.
Fast forward to last Sunday he confronted the girl. the girl didn't deny, she told him she treated herself last year because of the infection. but my guy is doesn't want to believe her considering the short time frame he noticed his problem after sleeping with her, just 4 days. he's thinking she sleeps around hence the infection.
and he also complained about how calm the girl was about the whole thing. he complaind the girl called the disease "infection" like it's minor (something everyone gets once in a while) but for him it's an issue. he's disappointed. because that's the first time he slept with her,and he contacted the infection, and he's even insecure about his hiv status, because people that can just contact gonorrhoea can contact hiv too.
The girl has been texting him, trying to call. he neither reply her text, pick her calls or call her. he feels disappointed and unsure of what to do

he asked me to advice him on what to do. but I just don't know
hope some us can help thanks
Mature response pls

sarrki:
Senior Advocate Of The Wailers
The thing pain am
E enter am

an idiots words mean nothing to me o
nairalands number 1 clown

sarrki:
The caption should be criminal visit criminal

criminal bmc employee shut up

We should stop giving contracts to racist Lebanese


The write up is quit insightful
Only the likes of sarrki will say otherwise
BMCs

omenkaLives:
Seems this has now become their favorite line of defense. One crook used it, the rest of the crooks hear about it and adopt same.

How pathetic.

buhari come to

omenka:
What a delusional man. No one owes you anything. The ol man would speak with whoever he wants to speak with and there's nothing you or any of your praise singers Can do about it.

you finally crawled outside

Paid praise singer

fiizznation:
Ok mr Farook, you are anti-buhari or whatever you think you are. We know that already. Stop being a complete troll/nuisance on facebook and attend to your students in the classroom. Stop trying so hard to be politically correct. Smh

clown

Not even a pastor here

A chied rabbi in far away Israel damn

If you know any movie he co starred you can still share tnx

NoLotty:
Yes l am doing good here, earning tax 2 of what they (army) paid me back then, l mean both salary and operation allowance.

then relaax before u put ur sef for trouble

NoLotty:
Left them on my bed in my tent/trench

bro don't go back. They prolly think ure dead now

Besides there are no records in this country
If you go back ure finished!!!

Look for something else todo

all becos of 2 short skanky bingoes
she comitted harakiri

wati dey worry her sef


all becos of nkita

edoboy33:
ipob poster ipob poster iPod election for iPod youths
am not impressed

sharap der your opinin doesn't count

edimat007:
Seriously am I ugly? You are D first to tell me DAT & I feel so gaga. but Ur age mata a lot to me cos I Neva see a baboon like u b4

idiot Bleep of

Your foolish father should have used a condom on the LovePeddler to spare the world your embarrassment. Quote on


I'm done with you
Lousy pig

edimat007:
Hw old are you?

just viwed ur profile you're ugly dude!!

About my age. Ask your ashewo mama

edimat007:
You see ya life, abusing persen papa, the last time i heard you were conceived in brothel & also gave birth to in brothel. So no wonder

ur mama na okpo your papa na fool

edimat007:
You be fool

ur papa na fool

edimat007:
You be fool

ur papa na fool

ngolokante:
Guy...one of the easiest ways to hide mind boggling sums of money in plain sight is to buy ostentatious items like jeweleries... a better critique would have been what if the jewelries in question were legit and not proceeds of crime but to just jump up and vilify EFCC as not been serious for raiding for bracelets and rings would be to lose comprehension of what is and what is not

so if I have jewelry now efcc should come and pick me up ryt?

Efcc went to Raid jewelry



So it's now a crime to own "jewelry"




Security agency in other countries raid for drug, weapons et al

But here we raid for bracelets and rings ?



Efcc pls stop fooling around and get busy

farouk0403:
A democratic country without a strong opposition is just like a country that is govern by a dictator.

true


Apc should push them out because when things get bad they will jump ship again

Fair weather politifcians