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AlaafinOfOyo:
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quote author=Holypenis post=115335704]selling your fb account might help you.

Drop me a mail if you got any for sale.[/quote]Its only Instagram I have sir?

You see this life at times I wonder why all this tensions and clamoring for wars?

Well,I don't blame them Sha Na who don chop belle full dey look for war.

Peace not war is all we want for planet earth

Please,I don't want to beat around the bush by typing much.

Please I'm pleading to any good Samaritan here what can I do for you that you can pay me 1k(I really need help) anything

nifemi25:
How i wish this law can also be applied here in Nigeria... imagine this white garment pastor standing in front of my house shouting as early as 5:30am till around 7am with his megaphone....

Buy catapult bro and do what need to be done, believe you me na japa things for the so called pastor

Just wondering whether Elon Musk at this very stage could do this when he was in school? If he could do it then i guess maybe it's not a bad idea entirely.

Tougher days lies ahead

Heaven help us with this inflation on every goods and services

BBBricks:
But I hear say na Israel dey produce Nokia

Don't know if na true Sha?

No bro it's Finland

That's the truth face it.

Hmm

It looks like the carbon copy of Nairaland @op

This is what I call prophet of doom

ANUS STRIKE TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY AFTER ASUU STRIKE.

The Association of Nigerian University Students (ANUS) strike will begin after ASUU strike, due to some reasons stated in the open letter.

Dear FG/ASUU,
It has been observed that ASUU is on the verge of ending it's five months old strike.
Consequently, The Association of Nigerian University Students (ANUS) will embark on its strike immediately after ASUU calls off.
Our strike will not be suspended until the following needs are met;

* HOSTEL FEE: Our expired hostel fees must be paid by either ASUU or FG.

* PREGNANCY: Most females students are about to put to birth, ASUU must vow to take responsibility of the unborn babies.

* ALLOWANCES: Students get allowance from their parents if they are in school, they have been denied this because of the strike. The five months allowances arrears must be paid.

* TRANSPORT FARE: Our fare from home to school must be paid.

* MEGABYTES: Most students have wasted their Meg going online for updates about the strike, the money for Meg must be paid.

* EXPIRED BEVERAGES: Our expired beverages like milk, Milo, spagh, etc must be replaced with new ones.
If our demands are not met, we will not resume...

Signed - ANUS president �️�️

FalseProphet1:
Poor child... God will comfort him.

It's now that am planing to japa to America that they suddenly became mad, what kind of problem is this?

We're trying to escape from Nigeria and psychos are over there killing without any provocation, please when will NASA finish their experiment on Mars, I want to buy visa and relocate there. Earth is finished.

This I have seen.

I'm with you on this truly

Seen

ASUU strike for sure.

Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co Debator
All protocols duly observed.

My name is my name, and I am here to propose the motion that states.

(‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’) with my following reasons.

1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die.

2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you

3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.

4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you dey go your house.

5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.

6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015

7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.

8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.

9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick.

10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.

11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.

12. When you see me na when i see you.

13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that (‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na just turn by turn!

Looks like we all are heading into a global economic crises as even in the mighty USA folks are complaining of the inflation talkless more of we here in Nigeria and our neighbour Ghana.