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I remember back in the 90s when Catholic Church started the 'PRAY FOR NIGERIA IN DISTRESS' before the close of every Mass, 20 years down the line nothing has changed. Its best we put Nigeria up for sale on OLX

all i know is that it is made of dog penis

sorry to say but did u think bfr typin this trash? clearly u didnt, cos if u did u wouldnt disgrace ur entire generation both unborn with this thrash u typed for nairaland to see. its not a must t comment on every topic. only God determines wen a man dies but I pray He doesnt decide to end ur life bfr u see this to read. I blame your for father for not using a condom and ur mother for not aborting this disgrace u came out to be. pls die and let nigerians get enough air to breathe. u are a waste to this generation

SolutionMee:
There's nothing like legislatorial marginalization here. Of what use is your representation in national discuss when other states produced competent representatives while you ended up producing incompetent delegates whose greatest achievements is by reconciling such esteem positions with misadministration such as untimely death.

The position has been nulled in the national assembly and it's no longer vacant because we sane Nigerians are sick and tired of giving positions to weaklings whose best way of showing gratitude is by dying.

reacted to which post yesterday?

EzendiEgo1:
the way you react to yesterday post

even roads in the usa and europe are interlocked, so what exactly are u weaning about

EzendiEgo1:
stupidity


This is disgraceful to Lagos state

Lagos of all State can't build good quality road but they will be happy to embezzle Billions of naira annually in the name of building mega state or city.


The total 2018 Budgets pass by Abia,Imo,Anambra,Ebonyi Governments was #690Billion but for lagos was #1.046Tri 11.4% lower than Nigeria Budget.

But still no proper allocation for road construction in lagos.

I wonder how Lagos is indeed a mega city or trying to become a mega city.

interlocked road indeed

this is very shameful to lagos Government and it citizens

he is actually deltan, itsekiri/urhobo

Perfectdanny:
Lie lie o. its obvious he's from Edo. look him face and obaseki own na. dae look like siblings.

this op sef put Paris and Moscow as country, abeg tell us how to pronounce the country called abuja and lagos

ewo, see beijing haff become country

amzee:
8. Beijing
Don't say: Bay-jihng

Rather: Bey-Jihng

The name Beijing, which means "Northern Capital" (from the Chinese characters 北 for north and 京 for capital), was applied to the city in 1403 during the Ming dynasty to distinguish the city from Nanjing (the "Southern Capital".

even budapest too ur own geography is out of this world

amzee:
5. Budapest
Don’t say: boo-duh-pest

Say: boo-duh-PESHT

Budapest, formed in 1872 was the merger of two cities on opposite shores of the Danube, Buda (probably from a word originally meaning "water" + Pest, a Hungarian word meaning "furnace, oven, cove."

greenwinch na country too

amzee:
4. Greenwich, London
Don’t say: green-witch

Say: grEN-ITCH

Meaning "green harbour" or "green trading place." The word was derived from Old English Grēnawīċ, Grēnewīċ before adopting Greenwich. It was a Royal Observatory founded on June 22, 1675, by King Charles II.

is Dubai a country?

amzee:
To avoid any more travel blunders, here's a list of 10 countries you need to pronounce appropriately.
It’s easy for us to mispronounce some names of places in the world, especially when we don't even speak that language.
To avoid any more travel blunders, here's a list of 10 countries you need to pronounce appropriately.
1. Dubai
It is not Du-BYE. Rather say Du-BAY. Doo (Rhymes with new) Bay (Rhymes with day) Doo-bay.

Dubai is an Arabic word that means rich settlement, so many people pronounce it according to spelling, this is wrong in Arabic.

funny tin happened in shoprite warri 2 yrs back, a gal promised a guy she was taking him out then showed up wit a frnd, getting to d payment clerk she pointed to d guy to pay, sharp guy just separated what he picked for himself, paid and walked out on both gals

IamD18:
They are not just shameless,they are also broke and hungry looking for means to eat.



I think you are being nice to them.

Try these steps.

1.Have them seated.
2.Call the waiter/waitress.
3.Permit them to order whatever they want.
4.After they must have ordered fried rice, chicken, fish, nkwobi, sharwama, turkey and yogurt out of greediness and long throat.
5.Make them feel comfortable and make sure they'v started eating it.
6.Then fake a call, excuse yourself and kindly drive out from that place, so that they'll sort themselves out, including your girlfriend

lets analyse ur acronym of Buhari.
boko haram has been here since 2001
unemployment has been here even before you were born
herdsmen attacked my village in 2014, obviously Buhari wasnt in power then
armed robbery again was started before u were born
recession yes happened during his tenure but it isnt the first time its happening in Nigeria
insecurity like boko haram as always been in Nigeria.
Don't just carry ur thrash of a phone and type whatever filth comes into ur brain the size of newt

crazysaint:
The problem with Nigeria is as follows;

B------Boko-Haram
U------Unemployment
H------Herdsmen
A------Armed Robbery
R------Recession
I-------Insecurity

Get you PVC, this nonsense must stop in 2019.

clear road

NOC1:
Egede...

we have been posing like this before wakanda came

u bam

Hotzone:
From ekpe to counter ekpe
From mother t' to kk
In kirinji I perfect my circle
I smell NBM all over
NBM u sweet die!!!!
I love Africa
I love NBM!!!!

bam egede for u

Lakeside79:
To some of us that sign means something else

If you be injus man you for understand

Who no go no go know

Just saying no enter funta jalun dey do this wakanda sign o

You go answer question

the did u watch the video bfr syaing this? clearly u didnt because he walked up to that sit and sat like he was he d real boss and was also handed the briefs for the day

IsaAbubakar:
that was before he was suspended
try saraki at your own peril
trust me his case go worse pass jubril own

u have said it all

rusher14:
Some of us know you simply choose to be mischievious.

Did he say ALL youth of Nigeria are lazy?

Besides semantics, I put it to you, the Nigerian youth do not display enough creativity.

How much research, patents, world class artistic work would you find in our institutions?
Let me guess..that's government's fault.

Ok let's go to the number of our young people who have access to the internet. How many are involved in programming, animation, international research syndicates?

Let me guess...that's the government's fault.

Here on Nairaland, start a topic with a misleading headline and wait to find how many would spot the disconnect between the headline and the body of the message.

Let me guess... it's the government's fault.

The youth of Nigeria are lacking in creativity and please don't give me Nollywood and Afro music. It can take only a few entrants.

We need people who want to create and constantly think of solutions.

We need people who channel their energy positively and not in cult activities, Yahoo or drug use.

Talking about drugs, this poor nation is experiencing a new wave of drug abuse...tramadol, codeine, skunk etc.
That's what the nation is about.

Many Nigerians are of the misconception that the country is rich but the reality is that we aren't.

Yes we have the potential to be wealthy, but we are a poor nation in every way, shape or form.

It is your choice to accept the criticism.

You can go renegade and discount it.
It is your life, your future. Play it as you wish.

very correct, buhari and jonathan said same thing but from different angles

muykem:
Buhari is absolutely correct and sincere. We need to change our mentality and improve ourselves. You all know the truth, how many of you wrote WAEC, GCE, UME on your own?

omokri for goat

okolet:
Reno = short form for "Rhinoceros"

name for goat

nowpresence:
omokri happens to be an urhobo name. Where is this man from?

he represents delta central, warri is in delta south. before u link him with warri

pode:
Warri senator I hail you, Warri no they carry last, truly you proved it to the world

meanwhile some abandoned BMWs dey Coscharis Showroom for container bus stop, awoyaya, lekki-epe expressway.

most of u just read without comprehending and come here to spew thraw. where in the post did dey say lcc wants to start collecting toll on d lagos-ibadan expressway?? operational office na dem open to make it easy to purchase e-tags etc. read well bfr concluding.

since wen did auchi become a part of delta?

no mind d goat, i wonder how he got mb to type out trash[s][/s]

Helpfromabove1:
Please stop displaying the deep of your ....... ,

Is today your Easter day or you are trying to be holier than Jesus

Read Jesus response when he was questioned for working on Sabbath day

some of u think with ur anus, ur phone or whatever u use in browsing shud be collected from. u are a misfit in society, idiot, no be tomoro public holiday dey start

mekaboy:
A pastor flagging off project in Easter season? It's a pity.

Okowa shebi u dey see wetin ur fellow governor dey do, ur own na to organize party for return of jailed Ibori

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wonder where the life is heading, the dude was my classmate way back in secondary school. rip to both of them

for ur info u will be shocked at d fact that some of those ladies at d club are way cleaner than most of all the ladies u know

XhosaNostra:
Just curious, aren't you disgusted by the idea of sleeping next to a stranger's body on the bed?

Lol, I'd be thinking all sorts of things like pubic lice, rashes, hair grease, them drooling on my pillow etc
I also wouldn't sleep in a stranger's bed for the same reasons- germs & filth.