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08029003643 is d number 1000 is 4 d recharge card u are to send so me 2 go write for my story

believe me or not the police are now the biggest threat to civilians globally, is the same report nig,usa, uk, China,Russia ect

osamaBUSH:
I hope they have sufficient data cos marriage is a long thing. #Bless

are you mad? lol! goodmorning.

guy's is not time to start blaming yoruba or igbo, is still early to do that. lets wait 4 d conclusion of the matter, 4 me d guy will vindicated by the word of general alex bade & connection go conclude d rest.

2dillu2:
Friends of yesterday and enemies of today thats politics for you

& they will b friends 2morrow, that's politics 4 you(no permanent friend no permanent enemy but selfish interest)

2dillu2:
Friends of yesterday and enemies of today thats politics for you

& they will friends 2morrow, that's politics 4 you(no permanent friend no permanent enemy)

GurlFriend:
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Popular comedienne and OAP Helen Paul has taken to social media to set the records straight on her alleged frosty relationship with A-list comedian Ali Baba.

Recall that Ali Baba posted about 'backstabbers' on his Instagram handle, and since then speculation has been rife as to whom he was referring to in his post, with the many fingers pointing to Helen Paul.

She shared this on her Instagram page:

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credits: http://websta.me/p/1096337958818897472_1173297902

She wrote:

"I have watched with mixed feelings, ranging from bewilderment at first, to amazement, and now utter amusement, as some mischief makers have tried to create a non-existent frosty relationship between me and my father and mentor in the industry, Ali Baba. It all started with my jabs at a show - something we all as comedians throw at each other every now and then. All done for laughs - nothing personal. Ali Baba is someone I respect a lot and it will be foolhardy for anyone to think that I was 'insulting' him at that event. I am like a daughter to him and I am sure if he has any issues with me, he would, as an elder and a father, talk to me personally about it. The account and scenario described in his post allegedly referring to me did not even happen to or involve me. It amuses me how people easily read between imaginary lines so that they, like Don King, can promote battles, lol."



Nigerians una hear? Stop promoting fights like Don King. Lol


Source: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/helen-paul-clears-air-on-alleged-feud.html

she went toooo far to be joking, even to the extent of making morkry of goduns haba!haba!!

in hausa ( ta tono mach)

na lie noting but d fear of buhari, lol in chinco!

=Olayinka8793 post=38910334]Good day nairalanders, my nssue bothering me and wished to post it here openly in the hope that I will get useful advice/opinion.

This post may seem long and therefore turn off those who hate long epistles but pls endeavour to read it as your advice/opinion might be beneficial to me.

I have thought of creating an alternative moniker to post this or at least lied that the problem is been faced by one of my friend and so he needs your advice like some pretentious nairalanders do, but decided to be bold enough and be real since this is just an online forum.

Sorry for digressing, now to the koko of the matter,I am 22 years old, will be 23 next January, earning a decent salary working as a hair stylist in a large unisex saloon, I have hearing loss as in total deafness though I could speak fluently, was not born deaf but an accident caused it while I was in primary school, the story of how I became deaf is one for another day, but with sheer determination and faith and Gods Grace I managed to complete both primary and secondary schooling but gave up on going further as I have no believe I could survive higher school.

My deafness affected me in very many ways, physiologicaly and emotionally and almost daily, but I hardly allow myself brood over it for a long time, the worst I have done was to cry in secret on more than four occasion for having such a terrible disability.

Ok well, my deafness affected my relationship with the opposite sex so much such that I have never had a girl friend meaning am still a virgin, though I relieve myself of what nairalanders called Konji by doing controlled mas2bation when I feel like, I could have used Oloshos to relieve myself but I considered them as dirty people and can't imagine losing my virginity to a prostitute.

I have tried summoning confidence to toast gals but our conversation is usually very short and not impressive due to the fact I don't know how to prolong such conversations and most of the ideas I saw online hardly applied to such conversation involving a person like me wit hearing loss. I communicate like a normal person by lip reading(hope u know what that is), though not always an effective means of communication but I had no other choice as my parents and me hated the idea of me learning sign language and they vehemently resisted those who suggested it when the deafness problem started.The only problem I have with lip reading was that whenever I don't understand what the other person was saying, I would indicate and ask him to repeat but if it persist I ask him or her to write it with the finger and you will agree with me that such inconvenience might be a big turn of when trying to talk to a stranger like a beautiful gal I admired.

There is this girl I admired that works as a sales girl in my aunt's pharmacy shop, she frequently passed in front of our saloon and have started having feelings for her, fortunately she know I have hearing loss and also knew I am a nephew to her boss and sometimes greets me when passing by like "boda taye",lol and I had just waved and answer "bawo ni", ordinarily I should not have problem toasting her but the fear of my deafness disappointing me and the fact I don't know anything to say that could make the toasting successfull apart from, what is your name, I want to marry you, where do you live, can I have your number, can I take you out on a date next Sunday? Bla bla bla.lol

Also there is the problem I usually encounter with young gals, when I told them I want to marry you, they be like "omo kekere ni mi" meaning am a small girl and I be like how old are you, but can we just be

















4 me I tink d proble only exist in ur head. tink of dis! u are not a dumb person & u can read lips. boy! you never c deef & dumb toast a straight beb? if God wake u up 2morow dont c ur self or feel like somebody wit disability but c ur self as a special person & wen toasting dont rush ur words take it slowly, use body language with modern toasting method, don't ever feel downcast, dose days to toast a beb takes just 2 days but dis day's it taks like at list a week to a month pls suspend the issue of marage 4 now til like 2 yrs time & take this time to develop ur communications skills & God will help you.

dis 1 na goat head pepesoup na!

thats why sometimes I still think that there is something this people are not telling us or we are not asking the right question.

I love nairalanders, truly is d beat land 2 be.

pls oh! I want 2 ask, is she related to asari dokubo? just!

[quote author=GLeesMODEL post=38709642]So a source sent the photo of this controversial cake to blog that it was the birthday present a desperate side chic sent to her married lover. Her motive is to make sure the cake was delivered to the man's wife before he got back from work that day so that the wife will fight her husband.

But what is the desperate lady's main agenda? Details below:

Ouir source say the lady, who is one of the Lagos big girls looking for a ready-made-man to marry, want to move into the man's house at all cost and causing a fight between him and his wife, she thought, will eventually force the man to send his wife out of his house and make it very easy for her to move in with him in his home on the island.

Good thing is that the wife managed to ignore the lady's cake and went ahead to celebrate her husband's birthday in peace. #wisdom
http://www.alexreports.info/2015/10/evil-gift-check-out-cakjezebel

chai! pesin way rit dis get time oh!

she's 1dafull :oshe's 1dafull

4 me Is my tv, phone & meditation (the word of God & general life issues)

siraj1402:
I comment my reserve. Not time yet.for the one announced so far,I can sleep and close by eye.
Till tomorrow,
I'm reminding baba the following.

#babanowthatyouarethere do not make same mistake like GEJ.
#babanowthatyouarethere let the world know that stealing is corruption.
#babanowthatyouarethere be the one to know and not America.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not set up committee for every issue.
#babanowthatyouarethere save us from Nepa, Revive our educational sector.
#babanowthatyouarethere only thunder should strike and not ASUU.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not say we have a strong economy because of number of private JETs in the country.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not divide us across religious line.
#babanowthatyouarethere please be the president and not your wife.

hope say you grage with first class? We need this tallent for vila come may 29 "Amen"

Is he trying to say that namadi did not vote in kd, or na him ghost vote around 2pm?

AFRICANS WERE BUSY SERVING "AMADIOHA" & SOME WERE USED TO DEVELOP EUROPE & AMERICA.