₦airaland Forum

FlirtyKaren:
This endowed lady was spotted in Lagos yesterday. See how all the men in sight gummed to her side like bees.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/woman-with-very-huge-boobs-causes.html

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thank you

culcid:
I believe any information that is on Nairaland has reached the whole Nigeria.
My Toyota corolla 2005 model was snatched at gun point on Monday night, 8:04 pm, 4/4/2016, along Omoku street, Dline Port Harcourt.
Four guys on mask, double crossed me with AK 47 an took the car away. I've used the car for only 8 days. No security , no tracker, still very neat.


The plate number is FST671EA

Chassis Number 2TIBR32E75C843506

Engine Number 80332981ZZ

Pls if you see any corolla in a suspicious transaction kindly call 08038143431 or 08132914733

I'm really heartbroken, any useful information will be appreciated.

I've attached the pictures before it was registered, also the rims have been covered.

makasimatics:
I am Chukwuma Edozie,from Ogbunike, In Oyi Local government Area,Anambra State.
since I was born, I have never experienced any positive behavior from my father.
He has proved to be a difficult person.
in fact! to the best of my knowledge, he is a very cuny,greedy,and selfish human being.

He would make money but would rather invest it on harlots instead of we the children who are interested in education. In fact, one of his stupid friend had advised him one certain time to not waste his money in the name of training us in the university. " secondary school level is enough for us ", the man said. I don't know if that was what contributed in making my father to neglect me when I was in the university reading mathematics.
Even,amid my days in the versity, I used to take some bags of rice and tin of life vegetable oil to our house without receiving any ' thanks ' from any body though, my mum would sometimes appreciate. I did all those because of the money I generated in my class as a course rep.

Now I have graduated and gone for service in peace after training my self in the university.

With these experiences, I want to know if somebody would blame me if I fail to appreciate him as my father in case I get a work in the future.
Now he tries to come close to me because, he believes that I have conquered

After abandoning me in the campus to die, he still wants to reap the benefits of what he never merited.

well, I think I know what is is my mind.

dearpreye:
This movie is one I'll never stop seeing. Ever since a colleague of mine introduced the movie to me sometime last year, I've watched over 20 times. And on each case, I've learned a new lesson.

The lessons from this inspirational and poignant movie are endless and tremendous that they can make an almost instant impact in our perception of life, academics and success.

I'll encourage those who haven't seen it to endeavour to see it. I'm sure you'll learn very vital lessons from this great movie.

The key actors are Rancho, Farhan, Raju, Pia, Chatur and Virus! It's a great movie.

I'll like to share some great lessons I learned from it.

Life isnt a race. Yes. Life isn't a race. We're not here to compete with anyone. We're here to do our thing our own way and fulfil our own purpose.

Even if you see life as a race, you're the only runner involved. You're your own competitor. Try to surpass your last year achievements.

Pursue Your Passion. Yes. This is another very vital lesson I learned from the movie. Most of us are pursuing the passions of others. We're only doing what others are doing. We study a course because others are doing or have done so. Our success in life is embedded in our passion. Let's seek out our passion and let it be our profession, and we're sure of success and happiness.


Education Is More Than Academics. Don't relegate education to academics only. Education is everything. Learning shouldn't be confined to the walls of the classroom. Learning is everywhere.

Ignore Others. Once you've identified your purpose and passion, please, ignore the naysayers, the jealous, and move on. Just ignore them. Ignore their mockery and put downs. Just do your own thing. At the end, they shall be amazed at your success.

Fear Limits Your Success. This is one of the greatest lessons I took from this awesome movie. You can't achieve anything meaningful in life if you're always fearful. Farhan had to overcome his fears to talk to his dad about his passion. Raju had to change his attitude before he could become successful. Fear is a killer. It's your biggest enemy.

All Is Well. Always believe the best will happen to you. Always believe all is well, no matter the challenges. Remember baby Champ kicked Rancho as soon as Raju chanted ALL IS WELL.

There are some other lessons.

For those who have seen this movie, what lessons did you take away from it? Please, let's read those vital lessons. Thanks!

kingdompropty:
On a good day we would have heard him speak at least some lies, but these days he is annoyingly quiet.

Can Ngenekwu tell us his excuse why APC members are in fuel stations nation wide.

reportnaijanews:
Original source: http://www.simonateba.com/2016/04/02/fajilade-nigerian-male-female-sexes-cries-help-wants-man/

Daslim180:
Which one are you?
Like your finger type

PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?

chimere66:
See wetin men dey cause.Mr Karo is causing serious between his current beef and ex-girlfriends
Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/nigerians-in-cyprusexudofabitterly.html

Ekakamba:
TVC I have been following your BED TIME TALK, please i need your readers to help me out?
I’m in deep shit over relationships. My name is Yemisi Babalogun I’m a 33 and met a very handsome man of 45 years old. We’ve been dating for five months now and still haven’t slept together.
My problem is that in the beginning of our relationship, he asked how many men I’ve slept with and worried about how he would react, I lied and told him I’d slept with seven men.
But after a few months, I could not live with the lie and finally decided to tell him the reason why I still haven’t slept with him yet.
I told him I didn’t want to make love because I was scared that he’d lose respect and eventually leave me like all the other men.
At this point he asked me again, just how many men were there, to which I replied forty-five.
His reply was, “Hmm, one for each of my birthday.” And from that day on, I never heard from him again. I don’t get it , why is it that when men sleep around, they’re studs , yet when women sleep around, they’re sluts ?
Why can’t women have their fun too? Should i keep lying to men, better still i don't mind being a single mother, since no man wants to marry me.



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kkkp:
wow great advice..tnx alot

bloodyBLOGGER:
check the picture below

kkkp:
man

kkkp:
I'm always jealous even though some irrelevant situations.. How do i stop it?

hioman:
Yesterday news started trending over the purported fight between the Governor of Kaduna State, Malam Nasir Ahmad Elrufai and his deputy Arc. Bala. Barnabas Bantex and how the Governor, Nasir Elrufai gave his deputy a dirty slap which did not go down well with him (Bala Bantex) who after the so called meeting replied the Governor with his slap plus a 'jara' slap that sent the Governor spirally downward. Well, the Kaduna State deputy Governor Arc. Bala. Barnabas Bantex, has come out to refute the allegations and denied there was any fight between him and his boss, Malam Nasir Ahmad Elrufai as currently being speculated.

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News
I did not fight with Elrufai, Kaduna Deputy Gov says
March 26, 2016 By Admin 943

By Israel Bulus in Kwoi

Kaduna State deputy Governor Arc. Bala. Barnabas Bantex, said he did not fight with his boss, Malam Nasir Ahmad Elrufai as currently being speculated.

Bantex who said his relationship with Elrufai is cordial, called on the people of Kaduna state to debunked rumours by some Journalists who he said wants to paint him black.

The deputy governor who spoke for the first time since the alleged fisticuff with the governor ensued, described the rumour as ridiculous.

Bantex stated this on Saturday 26 March, 2016 in an event to mark the yearly Ham Day in Jaba Local Government area of Kaduna State. The Deputy Governor said he was not unaware of the speculations that he fought with Elrufai adding that the event was an opportunity for him to dispel the rumour.

“I am aware of the spread ridiculous rumour seeking to paint me as the victim of a fictious fight. This sort of lies are being spread by certain Journalists of Southern Kaduna origin for what reason,”? It seems they cannot believe the strength and vitality of the relationship that Mallam Nasir El-rufai and I have built in the service of Kaduna State and together we shall deliver the promise restoration programme and our party’s manifesto for the benefit of all people,” Bantex said.

Speaking on the religious censorship bill before the Kaduna State House of Assembly, Bantex said: “We cannot ignore the fact that the threat of religious violence has not disappeared and we have a duty to confine such things to the past.”

“The bill does not in anyway prevent anybody from practicing their faith. It is firmly intended to disallow any attempt to use Religion to diminish, disturb or destroy others or threaten their lives,” Bantex said.


http://www.elanzanews.com/i-did-not-fight-with-elrufai-kaduna-deputy-gov-says/

FlirtyKaren:
The patriotic Nigerian football supporter had all eyes on her when she showed up in these green and white beads.
See more pictures after the cut.

Hot or not? lol

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/lady-causes-stir-after-arriving-kaduna.html

NigerianMusic:
This is actually amazing to see, knowing to the fact that we almost lost our favourite, Africa’s biggest music duo P-Square (Peter & PaulOkoye). The duo and their music band arrived Rotterdam in Amsterdam an hour ago. Also with them is Muno the newly signed artiste under Paul Okoye‘s Rudeboy Records.

>> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/03/25/first-photos-of-p-square-after-their-break-up-saga-as-they-arrives-amsterdam/

kingofchess:
and if I check ur certificate u get F9 for English Language..... Vicky na joke ooooh

dainformant:
Six Governors of the North West Zone have intervened in the crisis rocking the Kano All Progressives Congress (APC). After hours of deliberations the former Governor, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and Governor Abdullahi Umar Ganduje have agreed to work towards a final resolution of the crisis on Wednesday, March 23, 2016....

According to reports, the rift between the governor and senator started just five months after Kwankwaso handed over power to Ganduje, on account of disagreements over cabinet appointments. The Kwankwaso camp accused Ganduje of shutting out their men.

The last straw was after senator Kwankwaso paid a condolence visit to the governor over the death of his mother in Kano... According to reports, Kwankwaso allegedly mobilized political thugs who stormed Ganduje town, brandishing all sorts of dangerous weapons and chanting anti-Ganduje slogans, thereby politicizing the condolence.

This caused Kano State APC to release a statement saying, "President Muhammadu Buhari, and our leader in Kano is Governor Abdullahi Umar Ganduje. This is the stand of the APC in Kano.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/gov-ganduje-and-sen-kwankwaso-reconcile.html

Jozzy4:
I need an answer

I recently have a discussion with a man who claim to have bible knowledge but I discovered he can't think properly .

It happened that we discuss the subject of Resurrection in which I question the purpose of a ressurection if people go to heaven or hell when they die . but instead of answering my question , he called me an atheist .

The dead end came when he told me resurrection is the bringing back to live of the individuals dead human Flesh . not the person himself

Thus I questioned this :

- how could Samuel appear to Saul as an old man , from where did he get the flesh of an old man since the resurrection hasn't occur ? (He cited this for me earlier as a prove of afterlife ) but at that point he couldn't answer ... I Need an answer if u can help him


- from where did the rich man in Luke 16 get his Flesh since the Resurrection is yet to occur ? (He told me this is a true life story , thus i need an answer to this !!!! cos the man kept labelling me atheist rather than addressing my questions

Can u answer me ?

dre11:
Army officer, woman fight over right of way in Benin



http://tribuneonlineng.com/army-officer-woman-clash-at-bedc-headquarters

Pic: The Damaged car of Mrs Agboghide.

Sanchez01:
An old practice. Read it carefully. It was mandated because Levites needed to be fed and anyone who cut corners by failing to bring his tithe is a robber who had robbed God. Note, there was the mention of a storehouse. This is so because whatever was brought, mostly food back then, was stored in the storehouse so that Levites would not lack. Malachi 3:8 is the only book in the Old Testament that explicitly talked about bringing tithes and its effect. We don't bring food now, do we? Plus, there's no storehouse anymore. Christ even from the Royal tribe of Judah did not pay, neither did He preach about this. The twelve tribe had scattered in the New Testament because Christ was around. The priests and kings held the people together in the Old, they all disappeared in the New, along with this very practice.

Sanchez01:
No one said so. What Abraham paid wasn't tithe in the real sense of it. It was tribute to Melchizedek who was not only a priest but also a king. In the New Testament, tribute paying became tax, which Jesus similarly demonstrated. Abraham never negotiated with God concerning tithing and the Bible was clear on Abraham's because it says "and Abraham paid tithe to Melchizedek".

Sanchez01:
This piece may be hard for dogmatic Christians to digest, largely because they, as dogmatic as they are, have never been encouraged to think on their own and in turn, find out the truth concerning some of the practices I'm about to mention. Therefore, I apologize to anyone who feels slighted or angry at any/every part of my write up which I consider a "hardball". Please be open minded as you take your time to read through this piece.

1. Statues, Symbol of Christ/Mary in Churches is a sin: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55915000/jpg/_55915655_cristo_riotur2.jpg
God, through Exo 20:3-6 makes His intention known. If you attend a church where symbols, statues of Christ, Mary or Angels are mounted within its premises or you have one at home, then know you're on your own. Christ never commanded this and every action put up in the Old Testament concerning this was purely condemned. You have no business with that statue! (Also read: 1 John 5:21; 1 Cor 10:14). If you have a cross, statue, rosary or image depicting Christ in your home or church, then you are in the congregation of the dead.


2. The Worship of Mary: https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/Mary2.jpg
The worship or "honour" accorded to Mary by some within the Christian fold is nothing but a misleading. Mary WAS a fortunate vessel used by God to birth Christ. She was a virgin at the time, just like most ladies of then. God could have used anyone. In short, God used anyone and that person was Mary. The Worship of Mary or mentioning her during prayer is a sin. Why? Christ gave a template fro prayer through the Lord's prayer. Mary went on to birth several other children through sexual form with Joseph.
https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/catholic_idolaters.jpg
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Notice the Halo around Mary (especially her head). That is an idolatrous practice of Christians which symbolizes deity (that she is equal with God). The Babylonians practiced the same idolatrous worship to the Queen of Heaven. Mary is NOT deity, she was a normal every-day woman. God makes CLEAR in His Word that He will NOT share His glory with another (that includes Mary).
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/bowing_to_mary_is_a_sin.htm

3. Church Marriage: https://cache.elizabethannedesigns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Traditional-Chicago-Catholic-Church-Wedding-Ceremony-600x400.jpg
This is perhaps a practice Christ would never be happy with. Why? The church from the onset has no right joining a couple together. Never! [color=#990000] When a man and a woman agrees to marry, as far as they have sought both parents' consent, then they have God's favour and not the church's. Unfortunately, most churches prioritize this practice even more than the traditional wedding which started with Abraham's family in the Old Testament [/color]. Most ladies even live for the moment of church wedding without realizing the practice is wrong. Does it not baffle us as Christians that the wedding at Cana Christ attended was neither conducted in a temple or on a religious ground? Does it not speak volume, that despite being Christ, He did not lay any example as to how weddings should be conducted in the Scripture? Western wedding tradition has crept into the Nigerian church and our pastors are even outdoing those who started it. Amazing!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_wedding

4. Christmas: https://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/62/550x367x147462-004-5ED6E913.jpg.pagespeed.ic.7mxURrhh39.jpg
Ah... Everyone loves this season. Who doesn't? Everyone feels it and breathes it when it is near. Unfortunately, the origin of December 25 is idolatry. Christ was never born on the 25th of December. Christ said, [color=#990000]. Christmas is not a command of God—it is a tradition of men. Christ continued, . Every year, throughout the world, on December 25th, hundreds of millions do just that! Read more on the origin of Christmas here: http://www.hope-of-israel.org/cmas1.htm

5. Tithe: https://allchristiannews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tithing.jpg
At this point, I know many will come for me. Therefore, this may be longer to drive my point home. Tithing started with Jacob and not on God's instruction, contrary to the belief of many people. [/color]Voila! And it started. But what was the original tithing system before the popular Malachi 3:10 method.

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The passage above was the proper way of tithing; use your money to buy what your soul lust after and eat before God. Why pastors don't preach this, I don't know. Greed, perhaps. Christ while on earth in human form taught man all he needed to know about God's worship and living with fellow men. From prayer, to fasting, to offering, to giving, to sacrificing, etc. What did He say about tithing? Nothing! What did the Apostles teach about tithing? Nothing! As a matter of fact, Christ paid tax to an earthly government, prayed, fasted, gave, sacrificed and so on, but did He pay tithe at all? No! [color=#990000][/color]

I know many will claim "we operate both the Old and the New Testament". If this is true, how come we don't practice some of the commandments in in Leviticus 15

1. As the Old Testament practice, a woman with her monthly flow MUST not come near the Temple because she's unclean. Do churches examine this? NO! Save a few (white garments).
2. When a woman is caught in the act of adultery, the Old Testament practice was instant killing by stoning her to death. Does it happen in Christianity today? No! If we operate both Testaments, how come we cannot carry out this act? Simple! Because Christ demonstrated the perfect example - forgiveness. Under Christ, some Old practices were abolished, including tithing which is an Old Testament practice to the then Israel. It is hypocrisy to pick some parts of the Scripture that suits you and dump the rest.

There, you know which is which. Which should be abolished and which should be done away with. Happy Sunday

boman2014:
Does "Hell" really exist? Is there a "Hell" in the Bible? Hell no!
There is no "Hell" in the Bible!


What is "hell" like, really? Is it located here on earth, or in
some other dimension? Is it real, or a myth? Can the Bible lead
us to the truth?

Where is "hell" first mentioned in the Bible, and
why is it so hard to find in the more accurate modern
translations? Why was the punishment of "hell" never
mentioned to the original sinners―Adam, Eve and Cain―nor to
unbelievers like the Pharaoh who defied God repeatedly?

Are
there Bible verses that clearly describe "hell," explaining its
origins and purpose? Hell no! If you study "hell" in the Bible,
you're in for a long, fruitless search for facts, definitions and
explanations. Why? Because the Hebrew prophets never
mentioned a place where human beings writhe in eternal
torment, gnashing their teeth forever.

Nor did the prophets ever

mention even the possibility of suffering after death. Isn't that
extremely odd, if there really is a hell and God wanted us to
know how to avoid it? The Hebrew Bible (our Old Testament)
mentions a place called Sheol, but as I will demonstrate below
—quoting book, chapter and verse—the Hebrew word Sheol
clearly means "the grave" or "the abode of all the dead, good
and bad.


" The same is true in the New Testament, where the
Greek word Hades also clearly means "the grave" or "the
abode of all the dead." Nor does Gehenna mean "hell," as I
explain below. So "hell" is not a biblical teaching at all, but a
harrowing mistranslation used by charlatans to brainwash
believers into forking over their hard-earned money while
obeying commandments they never bothered to observe
themselves.

(It seems hell hath no fury like a hypocritical
moralist out to control other people's behavior.) Unfortunately,
the innocents who suffer most from this hellish dogma are
highly impressionable children who trust their parents, pastors,
youth directors and Sunday School teachers not to mislead
them ...

Nicur:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/03/12/economy-gone-out-of-buharis-control-says-lai-mohammed/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Mztarstrechy:
This is for those still waiting for government to give them a job. Asakpa Aghogho Susan is a graduate of Accountancy from the University of Nsukka. She went job hunting after graduation and after months of combing the streets with no job to show for it, she decided to be self-employed. Today she is a cab driver in Abuja. Her friend who shared the inspiring story on facebook wrote;


Susan is a cab driver in Abuja. Yes, you heard me. She's a woman cabbie who's breaking barriers and challenging stereotypes.

An accountant who refused to stay home after graduation, she went job hunting. When that didn't work, she created one for herself. She discussed her plans with her father and with his help, got her car and started business.
"At the end of the month, I make more than my colleagues in those accounting firms that pay peanuts."

There are times when people turn down her services because she's a woman. They believe a woman cabbie is a joke. Some believe she can't drive as well as a man.
Some men and women often tell Susan to go home or find a "ladylike" job like sewing clothes or selling jewelry.

But Susan doesn't let that faze her. Each day, she straps on her seatbelt, shifts the gear stick into drive and accelerates into life.

I'm celebrating Susan today.
Happy ‪#‎InternationalWomensDay Amazon.
Together, we ‪#‎PledgeForParity


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/meet-susan-asakpa-stunning-female.html

Kyliegame:
Can MTN just pay this fine and be done with it, Jacob Zuma will not help you guys.




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/mtns-reluctance-to-register-sim-cards-caused-10000-lives-buhari/

janzguy:
After a three-year battle with cancer of the anus‚ South African musician Koyo Bala died yesterday at about 9am at Groote Schuur Hospital in Cape Town, surrounded by his three sisters.

The 36-year-old singer was part of gay pop trio 3Sum, made up of Bala‚ Amstel Maboa and the late Jeff Moyo, who died in 2010‚ reportedly from HIV/Aids-related complications .

They were known in the entertainment industry as activists for gay rights.

In 2011‚ Bala disclosed publicly that he was HIV-positive, a decision he told the Sunday Times in 2014 had cost him work.

In 2014 he was diagnosed with anal cancer and last year he decided to move back home, where he started chemotherapy – a journey he widely shared with his social media followers in images‚ videos and messages.

His last tweet about his illness was on February and it reads:

"I pray 2 God everyday 2 help me pass this cancer #itshard #pains #wontgiveup #canwinthisbattle #cantsleepofpains".


RIP to him


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/03/hiv-positive-south-african-gay-singer.html?m=1