₦airaland Forum

missmary:
[i] O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee

Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are:

1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o.

2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c

3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names.

4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" .

5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? Like seriously dude?



Feel free to add yours
Missmary

Hala Nairaland

Cc:lalasticlala, r231, Freiburger [i/]

6)the monitoring once

Chartey:
http://answersafrica.com/nigerian-tribes.html

imaging if the minority tribes unite against the so called majority tribes. Thats my dreams some day ir will come to pass, so that the so called majority will no longa make noise again

zone20:
President Buhari today hosts members of the national assembly a Dinner. At the dinner was the APC leaders. Tinubu,oyegun, Saraki, Atiku, Dogara and others. see photos from the event below

http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/05/pres-buhari-tinubu-saraki-atiku-dogara-presidential-dinner-nass/

cc, lalasticlala, ishilove

pls what are they celebrating? When a bag of rice was 11k now 18k,maze 4k now 12k,fuel 87 now145, from 7hrs light to 2hrs by 2am to 4am,4rm 169 to 345 pdls, when they dont even have a written focus on what they are going to do? Etc.i agree with donal trump that naija need colonisation 4 100yrs

Waiting 4 it, and hope this man is not related to lai Mohammad?

ganisucks:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204261-nigerian-government-announces-agreement-niger-delta-militants.html

the militant should go and see borno and tink Twi's b4 they make there land like that

makzeze:
Has the campaign began?

let him release the remaining chibuck girls b4 start campaigns

]i believe that you sow the charts,what was it all about.are they flowing on the same way or is he trying in any way to change the topic? If by the charts you sow, your husband is innocent,then know that there are many girls chasing your husband but you are the luky one he choose to be with.don't allow people to give you the wrong advice.lean from Victoria Beckham, she said that her husband is too handsome that women must Chase him. She didn't alow all the gossip to distroy her home. Your getting angry will push him to those women. Make your home, pls don't break it.

Jirate:
www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/we-spent-one-year-planning-lai-mohammed/148735.html

he is back again,ghen ghen.....

End time is Here!what do you expect 4rm people that are suppose to be working in banks & ect.... Are now in the church as pastors & deacon's

The people that suppose to check this thing physicaly are not checking it,but checking it in brown envelope waiting for the day it will crash & start running up and down blaming the air carrier for not meeting standard, Of which they are suppose to check. "Naija my belove country"

examhall3:
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how did this report came out? Pls nija army tell us the Truth about boko boy pls

Islie:
http://punchng.com/adultery-scandal-rocks-pastor-sunday-adelajas-church/

whether true or false, he is a "man",not God. You are not permitted to slander him or any man of God,muslim or Christian. Pray for them & stop spreading such kind of news about them

Foools that don't hv ball's to go straight to arrest somebody

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/05/buharis-statement-after-receiving-amina.html[/quote]mr president, that man standing beside you know about the girls and he is the one hiding them,arest him or!

wengerjay:
Hours after Amina Ali, one of the Chibok girls rescued on Wednesday from the insurgents, met with President Muhammadu Buhari, at the Presidential Villa in Abuja, the Nigerian Army has announced the rescue of another of the girls this evening.

Although details of the rescue are yet to be released, Army spokesperson, Usman Sani Kukasheka, a Colonel, who confirmed the rescue, promised to provide more details later

Mr. Usman later confirmed the news to PREMIUM TIMES late Thursday.
“Yes, we have rescued another one of the Chibok girls but I am working on the details to be released later,” Mr. Usman said. The girl’s identity is not immediately known.
Amina Nkeki was reportedly rescued Wednesday and was received by President Muhammadu Buhari in a State House ceremony Thursday afternoon, with a four-month-old child she had reportedly given birth to while in captivity.
Amina was rescued by the civilian JTF close to the notorious Sambisa forest, over two years after her abduction by militants.

More than 200 girls are still believed to be held by the insurgents.

More to come …

everybody wan see presido,na wao! Another one on d way jogging

mohince:
Such is life.... Who can translate this? Hes the one in the middle May God butter my bread!! i salute the gov. Of Borno

the owner of boko haram terrorist property

CollinsWeGlobe:
If the mountain will not come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain.

bankywellington : "People are seeing visions about me now ohhh "God" told her 3 times? At least He shld tell me once na ah ahhh #lol #smh"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFYsYcCD_cP/

he that find a wife.......,not she that find a husband

obiremy:
Charly Boy writes on his encounter with Jesus Christ in February 26 and how that encounter turned his life around. He said that since the encounter, he no longer take his afternoon naps in his casket and that he killed his pet python to set his spirit free. He added that the encounter has turned him to emergency marriage counselor and that he no longer confuse people with his sexuality. Read what he wrote below;


[b]Don't Mess With my Jesus! In February, 2016, one cool and unusual breezy night in the comfort of my room, I had a strange encounter of the freakiest kind with Jesus, which I shared with you all. In that encounter, our Lord left me with specific instructions. He had instructed me to tell you all, that Nigerians should STOP disturbing him by substituting prayers for hard work. Jesus was very very upset with Nigerian's kinda prayer requests and shopping list, always calling His Name for the most trivial matters, things that would come to them naturally without sweat were they not a lazy and an unthinking ignorant bunch. Since that special encounter with Jesus, a lot has changed about me. I hardly noticed it, till one of my paddy guys started pointing out a lot of things that I now do differently. Abi I don enter? Pastor Charles? Hmmmmm, ok. He pointed out amongst others things, so many things that I no longer do like taking my afternoon naps in my casket, how I killed my pet phyton on the 26th of February to set my spirit free. How it seems like I have stopped confusing people with my sexuality and how the things of Jesus was taking a hold of me. He observed that my long time advocacy of empowering the youths has taken a monumental dimension. How I have become an emergency marriage counsellor, thanks to Tiwa & Bliss. My calm and coolness suddenly made my paddy man more intrigued and curious "Charly, what's going on" he asked insinuating that my Jesus encounter had reconfigured me. I really do not feel any different from how I have always felt for the past 37yrs of being consumed by the Charlyboy persona. However I must confess that I have remained dazed by that freaky encounter. I remember Jesus giving me that strong hard look and ordering me to "Get to work" before I could ask, what work? the Lord disappeared as fast as he appeared. Back in the days I would have wondered what they put in my weed. Haba, but am not Pastor Adeboye, T.B Joshua, Pastor Kris Okotie, or any of those holier than thou people. See me see wahala oh. Anyway, from henceforth, let no oyizzyyj Wow that nice power most change hands in Jesus name amen[/b]


https://www.instagram.com/p/BFRNtzuMN1B/

nonsense 101 loading ......

willywasco:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=473905869466814&substory_index=0&id=448436902013711&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.473905869466814%3Atl_objid.473905869466814%3Athid.448436902013711%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1464764399%3A-4871739331966776313&__tn__=%2As

no comment on the nation oil refineries or even the duration of the price. Is he saying that the nation refineries wil be pack aside?

i said it! I told some of my friends that osama is not dead but just like what happened with Hitler, Hitler was paid by us business men to cause trouble so that there business will blow, the same way thay took Hitler's 2 Argentina,& that's how they do with Osama. Fear CIA

mukina2:
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SEKEM SEKEM




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make dem win lester city 4 arsenal dem no fit,arsenal come help dem stop mancity dem no fit win chai! It is very bad 4 man u oh!

tola9ja:
did i travel before abi

something like that

Sirnose:
Hello peeps!..good evening
There has been a nagging question i have asking,but have'nt gotten an answer.
The question is,if God only created Adam and Eve,and they in turn begat Caine and Abel,who begot every other person on earth as at then.we are told that after God cast Caine out of His presence,he became a wanderer and eventually got a wife and married her(Gen.5 vs 17).
Where did this wife of Caine come from?
Did God created other people after Adam and Eve?
Why was it not recorded in d Bible?
Is the compilation of the Bible even complete?

they are the first created, then later God created others.just as Christ is the first begotten of the father, so adam & ave are

tola9ja:
WHAT JESUS REALLY PRACTICE ONLY THE WISE WILL UNDERSTAND

you don come again, abi?

jamesandrew:
It is good that you quote verse 14 of 1 Thessalonians 4 (boldened) but why not move on to verse 15? I will quote it for you: "According to the Lord’s word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep" Do you notice the part in red? It addresses your point. By "those who have fallen asleep" Paul was simply referring to those that had already died in their time and not future generation, otherwise the entire passage makes no sense.

Have I heard that he has brought them back? Certainly not! And that's the point!! Billions of people have died since then and their bones turned to ashes (and even evaporated). I wonder where they will come from.

On needing Jesus before he "comes back soon", you will notice from the article above that the apostles had been expecting him too. Yes, they were expecting him "soon". Christians down the ages have always expected Jesus "soon". They have all been disappointed just as you will be my friend.

dont worry,lets leave it till that day.Christians are not suppose to debate the Bible but believe it. I will not be disappointed.

14 For we believe that Jesus died and rose again, and so we believe that God will bring with Jesus those who have fallen asleep in him. Hv you heard or read that he has brought them back? 4rm me 2 you,you need Jesus b4 he comes back very soon

Story 4 d god's. Boko boys kill your headsmen & you dint attack them,you went & attack innocent people in there sleep, now you hear that the government has given order to atack the killer headsmen,you are now asking 4 fairness. Wen your men are killing people,you dint condemned them,now you want fairness. Fairness is 4 you going back 2 were you come from,that's fairness for me.

Obasonjo is very wicked,4 taking his nis 2 d zoo

rozayx5:


Sahara reporters joins in mocking him

chinis promote china, us promote us ,goat promote goat, what do you expect? Masquerade will promote masquerade. Layi only promoting his kind with obj & others to promote themselves in the zoo..........lol

ayo2shine:
House pls which transmission oil is the best and most available for this Honda product and how often is the best to change the oil

pure heaven oil Lol...........
Mobil 1

wintersnow:
Recent report shows that men tend to get all emotional on their big day... Considering the fact that they are "MEN"! Its just weird...

it's because they lost there freedom from that day & started a new life of slavery

My brother, there's problem in every country in the world, what you need 2 do is to focus on your own wahala,even if you are a journalist write oder good stories that give people hope & jou apart from government issues.4 innamdi kanu,he started a good fight wrongly