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@heatfusion, that just goes to show how dumb women can be, the truth is if you throw a bomb in the midst of a man,woman and chicken, the man runs to the left, the woman and chicken run to the right,

chooooi!i believe, these babaes na wa for una o!!!, una mind dey back, no wonder the devil didnt have a hard time convincing eve,

guyz,if you find yourselves in this situation,what would you doWith these chicks anything is possible.For them 1+1=11,

love jazz, na wa for you o,

timmy's obsession with empress njamah is funny.imagine him dedicating a full song to her, empress of all people.ope say my man never chop kobnomee??which kin loving wey she dey give am wey dey turn im head like this, so tay im convince am to move come PH, ope she doesnt leave him broke,

guyz,thought this would make interesting reading.so i guess i have to bell the lion(hope i dont get eaten up in the process )In P-town,diobu district definitely takes the cake.if you are walking down a street there,you've got to have three eyes at the back of your head otherwise you might find the loaf of bread you just bought(with your last 100 bucks) missing.if you are very unlucky your wrist might go with it .no kidding.
of cours in old PH township we have 'colombia', where the cops dread going in, buts thats a story for another day .
over to you guyz,

Looks to me one of the most notorious junctions in the country is about to stop being a nightmare thanks to uncle julius and his boys.The interchange under construction there is something else.Dem never finish yet people dey loss for there.The good lord help us.

The truth is lagos is truly one of the worst cities in this world.Why are we so myopic in this country?Our country is still light years behind because we go ahead and decieve ourselves that all is well by not saying the truth.The only thing lagos has is history,population and yes,enough funsports,but life is not all fun.Everything else is zero.Even the so called opportunities are not there.Which is better? a place where a thousand people are competing for a hundred jobs than a million people going for tenthousand jobs.The latter is typically lagos.Thats why till tomorrow it remains a land of dreamers,dreamin of hittin it big while time rapidly goes by,of course worsened by the low cost of living so that a jobless youth wakes up in the morning and eats breakfast,lunch and dinner with just hundred naira.I know people who have gone to lagos in search of gold,ended up stayin for more than twenty years and came back with nothing.

Actually, i heard on love fm. that their relationship is a publicity stunt by their joint publicist who felt it might be good for publicity if they both started dating.But u sure say even this rihanna mending no be pub. stunt too?

I seriously hope our leaders know what they are doing?This whole megacity thingy cropping up here and there has really got me thinking.Seems to me our leaders prefer to do this whole development thing from the bottom to top.My man rotimi is voting fifty bill.A year to the new mega city.Granted,the money is a toy compared to the states 2009 budget(433bill),but i think you sink that money into a good water scheme and independent power project,something is sure to come out i.e if uncle rotimi maintains his zero tolerance for corruption.Our leaders prefer to uproot a tree by cutting its branches.We have not quite gotten things right yet!God help us.

My useless neighbours that channel bathroom and kitchen water through pipes to the main road.Really sucks!

FYI, No beef please

Before you cut my head off,this was a hot topic between my friends and i.No conclusion yet but i think you are still five times more likely to get harmed in LA than ph even with all its militancy.Nairalanders,what do you think?

1.Zimbabwe2.Sudan3.Nigeria 4.Ethiopia5.Libya, Oops!Did you say top 5?Sorry my bad!

cyber,pls tell me the secrets