₦airaland Forum

virginprincess:
One of the reasons why i can never get married to a mummy's boy.

PureFace1:
This is the type of Military government Obediots are praying for because of their hatred for Tinubu. Their Hatred for Tinubu is making them wish for something that can destroy their lives.

If a Military government take over at least DSS release some propagandists they arrested for questioning, the Military will just send most of them to the gallow and the Twitter they love so much to perpetrate their terrorist activities can be banned forever at any time, it only need a single order from the person in charge.

Basic123:
Yorubas saw the light before the two.It was an extraordinary level of light and exposure for Awolowo to even think of secession clause and confenderacy at that time when Igbo opposed it during the early part of our nationhood.let me tell you the bitter truth IGBO only see light when they are not in control. During their dark days,zik was very influential and Igbo controls 70 percent of the ministries and parastatals.Another of their dark era was during GEJ regime when they control 80 percent of FG apparatus. Anyim pius Anyim(SGF),Deputy senate president (ekweremadu) deputy speaker(ihedioha),coordinating minister of the economy (okonjo iweala), CBN governor (emefiele),Stella oduah(Aviation),SEC(Aruma oteh) etc,GEJ even said Igbo was the bedrock of his government. When yoruba elders visited GEJ to complain about the lopsided appointment, read Igbo people response on nairaland on this thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/745731/yoruba-marginalization-elders-met-jonathan

Did you hear them shouting biafra then?,NO....Didn't they forget about biafra during Peter OBi movement to become president?
So don't ever say,yorubas have not seen light, we saw and its constant. Igbo light fluctuates with weather thy are dominating or not They are not different from the fulanis they accuse everyday.They actually wish they are the fulanis, honestly

Ebubu2:
every businessperson should have POS machine

i don’t even transact with you if you don’t have POS machine again.

Basic123:
We are not giving them exit card.The other time westerners represented by Awolowo wanted a secessionist clauses and a loose confederacy in the constitution, Azikwe resisted it because he believed Igbo is at disadvantage.when Isaac boro declared Niger delta Republic,Ojukwu fault him to remain in Eastern region.Igbo too are going no where, no fucking anywhere!

Zane2point4:
I no just like this man, even his face reeks of fraud!

Mufasa27:
I no dey put mouth for biafra people Matter 🤐

Dialpad:
Life, but who came up with that name ? Face me I face you.


This post is so hilarious

pol23:
In 2012 when I spilled in the university (extra year) nobody to pay my hostel fee, I had to go squat with my friend who live in town in a face me I face you house.. Things really happened.
many of the occupant are not student...
for me whey I spill and no dey go school everyday cos no transport money, I saw plenty things.
it's 1 bathroom and 1 toilet for everybody (very dirty) bachelor go dey give married woman something for bathroom....
Me too nearly choke something for our landlady's daugther, who's older with a kid.... She was never married
It was really a crazy experience ..... one bros whey dey ride Okada for that area will also bring home different women and fine girl at any given time of the day for quickie... At a point I start begging this bros for Babe.

Urheadmaster:
To cut the long story short, find her a boyfriend

inoki247:
Chibok

ravensckar:
Mr. OP, first of all, I sympathize with you on what you're going through in your marriage. May the Almighty God take absolute control.

Secondly, what you mentioned that your wife is doing to you is typical of most Nigerian women. Withholding sex, not cooking or showing you attention. It's their oldest control mechanism to keep their man in check. It's just that your wife took hers too far. Funny enough, there's not a single man in Nigeria whose wife didn't use these tactics on him, the smart ones always turn the tables and the weak ones always succumb. Kindly spend more time with your dad (if he's still around) or some of your guys who are married let them give you the OT.

My advice for you is simple; find your wife's thumbscrew and use it to counter attack (turn the table). I'll tell you a short story, hopefully, you can learn a thing or two from it. My wife for example, when she started her own 'kolomental' back then. She won't cook, she won't clean the house, she won't give her best during sex. It's always one complain or another. The most painful part of it was the food, every other thing I can bear. I sat her down and spoke to her, nothing changed. I sometimes don't eat at home just to express my displeasure. She didn't bulge, rather, she mocked me and told me that I'll die of hunger.
I reported to her parents, nothing changed.

Then, I spoke to my dad about it and he gave me the OT. I started chatting and receiving calls from one particular number. I began to spend quality time outside my house, she still didn't bulge. I took it to another level by subtly making her friends and family members become aware of my new lifestyle. Fear catch Hanty and she quickly surrendered. It was that moment I found her thumbscrew; my wife is very particular about other people's perception of her marriage. She hates to give others the impression that her marriage is going through something. She's that type of lady who doesn't want her friends, family or even the neighbours to ever think that her husband doesn't love her dearly. That was it, I found her thumbscrew and the dick measuring contest was won by me!

Since then, I now know what drives her, what motivates her and what unsettles her. For example, if I want her to knack very well. I'll stop over at her shop on my way back from work, buy her chop chop and we'll both be eating it outside. Gist with her outside, help her sell her stuff and be doing touch & do. You can be sure that night ehn, she will finish me on the bed. And in the same way, if she offends me and I want to treat her Bleep up, I'll just stop over at her shop with a frown on my face or attitude. Instantly, Hanty will start to dey beg.

In summary, every woman has a thumbscrew. Your job as a man is to figure out your wife's thumbscrew and use it to the fullest. If you do that, you'll change the dynamics. And in seduction, he who has the initiative has the power. You need to take that initiative!

PS- marriage, business, sports, & politics are ARTS. To succeed at it, one must learn the intricacies.

JAMO84:
Shehu Sani will never be voted in Kaduna again, you don't abuse someone with polygamy in the north, it's unislamic.

Freshtruth:
Zindane acted childishly wetin dey there? Just be like wey dem tell small pikin say I go like knack your mama the pikin go begging vex. Now tell a grown up man say I go like knack your mama he take am as normal gimmick talk because as an adult you should know is a football world cup final and zindane should had use is initiatives.
If I were France Football federation president I will never give zindane d french job cause he cost them a world cup trophy and brought shame to the Nation at large. .
Matarazzi pls try and find zindane sister or daughter number make sure u knack her wella do a veido and send to zindane

Antiochus:
Israel should not have raided Al-aqsa mosque this period.

accordadoga29:
The way baba go crush Datti go be like when caterpillar crush bicycle.

relaxandsmile:
'Wisdom is profitable'... Benue State is the food basket of the Nation. Kogi and Nassarawa are already producing fuel. Niger State can feed the entire country with their arable land, remember also they have Shiroro and Kainji Dam. Plateau State can serve as a tourist heaven.
The middle belt would have loved to remain in the North but do the core North see them as part of them? Ordinary Minister of the F. C. T they can not give it to one person from all the states that surround the F. C. T.
THE EXTREMIST IN THE NORTH ARE GRADUALLY PUSHING THE CHRISTIAN POPULATION AND THE MINORITY TRIBES AWAY FROM ONE NORTH!