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Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 10:14pm On Sep 12, 2010
blacksta:
abeg u people should move this love thing to the romance section


where is ben 10 ?
Men i don tire self . . . make this thread full so we go get rest self.   angry

Idowuogbo:
uncle faraoh
evening how kingdom
Kingdom no fine sista idowu.

I never receive your homage for this month ooo.  angry  grin

The items wey u suppose send to my house na . . ye rememba
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Kicks From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 10:06pm On Sep 12, 2010
^^

Lol . . . good you like dem and cu.min 4rm my greatest critic. grin

Well i will do my thing at my own pace sha . . just drop by every now and then. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Kicks From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 10:00pm On Sep 12, 2010
  A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.

The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.

The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, ''OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!''
Jokes Etc › Random Kicks From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 9:59pm On Sep 12, 2010
Well this na thread wey i go dey put random jokes, pics, videos, riddles, puzzles and many other things from time to time.

Others are free to contribute. . . well make i kick the ball from eygpt on to nairaland. grin

Please off - topic chats are strictly forbidden so give comments only related to the thread direction please thanks. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 9:56pm On Sep 12, 2010
@lyssa

Shey you dey see as dem turn this place to lovers zone so? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 9:50pm On Sep 12, 2010
lysaa:
hello dear. .who is offending and who is forgiving?

if i rem correctly, to offend is human n to forgive divine. .right?
Sweet heart welcome jare . . it has nothing to do with me. cool

Its peeps who turned here to lovers zone that are causing this katakata tonight.

Anyway welcome back . . . how have you been doing? ya face scarce small.
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 9:42pm On Sep 12, 2010
Some people need to get a life seriously.

Ben should seriously ban dedicated offtopic thread for the mean time

when this one reach 100 pages abeg . . this place is shit now.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:40pm On Sep 12, 2010
Vic2k3:
Pharoah is that your pick up line?
Pick up wetin . . . i no get anything with her and she knows that trust me.

The two of us have and will always be cool with each other. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2010
Vic2k3:
ROTFLMAO. Ill fated yim flight lol. See vexation
Na who dey vex lol . . grin yim fight ko msn fight ni cheesy

Simple joke about yim na him she turn to something else . . na real wa. huh

Na how u take even cope with her all this while? undecided man u try ooooo gosh tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:36pm On Sep 12, 2010
Jesus Christ . . . . did u see the joke behind the yim part?  shocked

When did i offer my yim to u wey u come dey reject am?  shocked

Na who dey compete with you for jokes section abi na tatafo award? .

Come seriously i need to ask u this question efe. . . how old are u really?  shocked

You see me criticize your jokes for here?  . . studio was right . . you guys are so immatured seriously.  undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2010
@Efe . . go get a life or just jump into the london canal okay.

Make u piss off omoko.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2010
Vic2k3:
Pharoah na 1 sharp dude o
Sharp as in waiting? abeg no make me laugh . . . i no dey for una lovers category.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:00pm On Sep 12, 2010
Abeg no mis-understand me ooooooo . . . i dey wait for part 2 no mean say.

I one enter line . . . abeg forget that kind talk . . . i no get any such thing for mind.

Can't you see the joke again . . i dey wait for part two mean say i dey wait to see

when u go get another lover and the whole process go now start again.

Abeg no intention of going to the kill now or any other time . . na wetin u dey think self.

Na real wa for you . . . when i want your yim seriously i will ask for it ( Like say i no know your yim address before self ).

make u enjoy your self . . . u just piss me off with this ya allegation . . go sort your relationship crisis.

wetin consign agbero with overload.
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 8:51pm On Sep 12, 2010
Studio CFR:
And efe no dey quick vex oh lol
Yeah true that but so many things already happend outside nairaland but we are seeing the whole result here.

Vicks with all honesty make u follow as element advice . . say sorry and move on brother . . u no need all these teasing.
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 8:49pm On Sep 12, 2010
Make una behave una self na . . . . .  undecided

Studio CFR:
U warned u guys when dis things start and now see as una dey fu*kup
Shebi na me and you dey warn dem but like they say . . . the stuborn fly go follow dead bodi enter grave na.  huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 8:43pm On Sep 12, 2010
Studio CFR:
Hahahaha pharoh sef
My guy shey you no notice the changes about this our one time so called promising tatafo wey fall by the way side. grin

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg6741498#msg6741498 date=1284318418]^^Lol!!

oh just shut up will ya? tongue tongue[/quote]You no like to hear truth bah . . anyway if you need full deliverance . . . meet me on yim. cool

Hope you no go fall by the way side again sha . . . . . . i dey wait for part 2 ooooooooo grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 8:03pm On Sep 12, 2010
He be like say them done screw the nut back wey loose for ya head before. grin

Shey make i happi for you abi make i watch you small if you done fully well so. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 7:46pm On Sep 12, 2010
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by Pharoh: 7:19pm On Sep 12, 2010
jalether:
How many UCL and EPL trophies has Fab 4 inspired his team to win? don't worry, I will wait
So winning UCL and EPL now is the criteria used to judge who is a better player? undecided

Spain just won the world cup this year . . . so are you trying to say their players have not been good before?

What about Holland that has never won the world cup . . . i am sure they have shit players.

Even Greece that won the European cup had the best players right in that tournament using your criteria? undecided

Just one defeat na him dey pain una like this . . . i laugh in hercules. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Pharoh: 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2010
Wetin do Pharoh? . . . . Shey i get debt to pay back? grin

My body dey inside your bedroom . . . . hope ur side dey bam sha? cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Studio! by Pharoh: 7:07pm On Sep 12, 2010
adagz 01:
No need to finish it cos you already know the ending
No mind her jare and thank God say no be only me see the hand writing on the wall sha.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512159.msg6739601#msg6739601 date=1284290669]hmmmm . . .na so now  grin grin

Lol!


Pharoh - nothing to confess o! - my intentions are. . .true & honest  tongue tongue

You always dey suspicious - you think too much - not good for the brain cells  cheesy cheesy[/quote]Lol no worry  . . wetin pikin dey hide from papa shebi na papa go still settle am when fowl yansh open for public. cheesy

Since you one start the part two of this journey so quick . . . make you manage this one well at least make he last small pass the part one.   grin

My efe trust me . . . i think with my brains more than what you see here . . . even if fly pass my front ,  . . . there should be a reason to that.  cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Dickele by Pharoh: 8:53am On Sep 12, 2010
Hapi birthday my right hand man.
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Studio! by Pharoh: 8:51am On Sep 12, 2010
Hmm hope the poster go confess after the birthday party why the opening of this thread. . . i done always suspect sha say . . . grin

Happy Bear Day Studio.
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 8:38pm On Sep 11, 2010
Vic2k3:
So Pharoah wetin u wan read?
I just one read between the lines and not the whole message.

Them say no knowledge is lost at least the message fit help direct my future steps na. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Pharoh: 8:36pm On Sep 11, 2010
When u roll wit moi . . . don't worry u will also do that. grin
This kind of vacancy no need advertisement . . seeing is believing. grin
Hmm good . . well i don't know much but like it alot . . . guess u like music alot.
Lol dancing i just flow with the beats so not so good and as for listening . . . i am jack of all trade.

Tell me is there a boss in your foundation or you are the boss ya self? tongue

This place na meet up zone abi? cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 8:29pm On Sep 11, 2010
^^ send copy to me too na. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 7:35pm On Sep 11, 2010
Why i go ask you that kind question when i know say u still dey sleep for under bridge for lagos.
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by Pharoh: 7:30pm On Sep 11, 2010
Studio CFR:
Chi u dey try threaten me? U suppose dey fear me.

*Puffs cuban ciggar* Chi, u go smoke?
U done reach cuba before?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by Pharoh: 7:26pm On Sep 11, 2010
^^  You dey mind them . . . xavi is no better than cesc, he is just more relax and matured but i still prefer cesc to him.

Spain loosed to argentina and they say na because xavi no dey . . . barca loss to hercules now so make we hear from their mouth.

This thread dry oooooooooooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Pharoh: 7:23pm On Sep 11, 2010
Better love to dance but the application is more important. grin

Lol maybe your generation ( facebook ) is not but we ( we that fought for nigeria's independence ) are excited. grin

You need to re-examine your orientation towards studies and schooling if i may chip that in. cool

Don't act like novice jare . . tongue tongue . . . . i am talking about your chi [b]Hear[/b]t foundation. cheesy

Wetin you know about old school jams? me no good for music ooo but am ready to do that 4 . . . wink

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