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blacksta:Men i don tire self . . . make this thread full so we go get rest self. ![]() Idowuogbo:Kingdom no fine sista idowu. I never receive your homage for this month ooo. ![]() The items wey u suppose send to my house na . . ye rememba |
^^ Lol . . . good you like dem and cu.min 4rm my greatest critic. ![]() Well i will do my thing at my own pace sha . . just drop by every now and then. ![]() |
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance. The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy. The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, ''OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!'' |
Well this na thread wey i go dey put random jokes, pics, videos, riddles, puzzles and many other things from time to time. Others are free to contribute. . . well make i kick the ball from eygpt on to nairaland. Please off - topic chats are strictly forbidden so give comments only related to the thread direction please thanks. ![]() |
@lyssa Shey you dey see as dem turn this place to lovers zone so? ![]() |
lysaa:Sweet heart welcome jare . . it has nothing to do with me. ![]() Its peeps who turned here to lovers zone that are causing this katakata tonight. Anyway welcome back . . . how have you been doing? ya face scarce small. |
Some people need to get a life seriously. Ben should seriously ban dedicated offtopic thread for the mean time when this one reach 100 pages abeg . . this place is shit now. |
Vic2k3:Pick up wetin . . . i no get anything with her and she knows that trust me. The two of us have and will always be cool with each other. ![]() |
Vic2k3:Na who dey vex lol . . yim fight ko msn fight ni ![]() Simple joke about yim na him she turn to something else . . na real wa. ![]() Na how u take even cope with her all this while? man u try ooooo gosh ![]() |
Jesus Christ . . . . did u see the joke behind the yim part? When did i offer my yim to u wey u come dey reject am? Na who dey compete with you for jokes section abi na tatafo award? . Come seriously i need to ask u this question efe. . . how old are u really? You see me criticize your jokes for here? . . studio was right . . you guys are so immatured seriously. ![]() |
@Efe . . go get a life or just jump into the london canal okay. Make u piss off omoko. |
Vic2k3:Sharp as in waiting? abeg no make me laugh . . . i no dey for una lovers category. |
Abeg no mis-understand me ooooooo . . . i dey wait for part 2 no mean say. I one enter line . . . abeg forget that kind talk . . . i no get any such thing for mind. Can't you see the joke again . . i dey wait for part two mean say i dey wait to see when u go get another lover and the whole process go now start again. Abeg no intention of going to the kill now or any other time . . na wetin u dey think self. Na real wa for you . . . when i want your yim seriously i will ask for it ( Like say i no know your yim address before self ). make u enjoy your self . . . u just piss me off with this ya allegation . . go sort your relationship crisis. wetin consign agbero with overload. |
Studio CFR:Yeah true that but so many things already happend outside nairaland but we are seeing the whole result here. Vicks with all honesty make u follow as element advice . . say sorry and move on brother . . u no need all these teasing. |
Make una behave una self na . . . . . ![]() Studio CFR:Shebi na me and you dey warn dem but like they say . . . the stuborn fly go follow dead bodi enter grave na. ![]() |
Studio CFR:My guy shey you no notice the changes about this our one time so called promising tatafo wey fall by the way side. ![]() [quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg6741498#msg6741498 date=1284318418]^^Lol!! oh just shut up will ya? [/quote]You no like to hear truth bah . . anyway if you need full deliverance . . . meet me on yim. ![]() Hope you no go fall by the way side again sha . . . . . . i dey wait for part 2 ooooooooo ![]() |
He be like say them done screw the nut back wey loose for ya head before. ![]() Shey make i happi for you abi make i watch you small if you done fully well so. ![]() |
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jalether:So winning UCL and EPL now is the criteria used to judge who is a better player? ![]() Spain just won the world cup this year . . . so are you trying to say their players have not been good before? What about Holland that has never won the world cup . . . i am sure they have shit players. Even Greece that won the European cup had the best players right in that tournament using your criteria? ![]() Just one defeat na him dey pain una like this . . . i laugh in hercules. ![]() |
Wetin do Pharoh? . . . . Shey i get debt to pay back? ![]() My body dey inside your bedroom . . . . hope ur side dey bam sha? ![]() |
adagz 01:No mind her jare and thank God say no be only me see the hand writing on the wall sha. [quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512159.msg6739601#msg6739601 date=1284290669]hmmmm . . .na so now ![]() Lol! Pharoh - nothing to confess o! - my intentions are. . .true & honest ![]() You always dey suspicious - you think too much - not good for the brain cells [/quote]Lol no worry . . wetin pikin dey hide from papa shebi na papa go still settle am when fowl yansh open for public. ![]() Since you one start the part two of this journey so quick . . . make you manage this one well at least make he last small pass the part one. ![]() My efe trust me . . . i think with my brains more than what you see here . . . even if fly pass my front , . . . there should be a reason to that. ![]() |
Hapi birthday my right hand man. |
Hmm hope the poster go confess after the birthday party why the opening of this thread. . . i done always suspect sha say . . . ![]() Happy Bear Day Studio. |
Vic2k3:I just one read between the lines and not the whole message. Them say no knowledge is lost at least the message fit help direct my future steps na. ![]() |
When u roll wit moi . . . don't worry u will also do that. ![]() This kind of vacancy no need advertisement . . seeing is believing. ![]() Hmm good . . well i don't know much but like it alot . . . guess u like music alot. Lol dancing i just flow with the beats so not so good and as for listening . . . i am jack of all trade. Tell me is there a boss in your foundation or you are the boss ya self? ![]() This place na meet up zone abi? ![]() |
^^ send copy to me too na. ![]() |
Why i go ask you that kind question when i know say u still dey sleep for under bridge for lagos. |
Studio CFR:U done reach cuba before? |
^^ You dey mind them . . . xavi is no better than cesc, he is just more relax and matured but i still prefer cesc to him. Spain loosed to argentina and they say na because xavi no dey . . . barca loss to hercules now so make we hear from their mouth. This thread dry oooooooooooo |
Better love to dance but the application is more important. ![]() Lol maybe your generation ( facebook ) is not but we ( we that fought for nigeria's independence ) are excited. ![]() You need to re-examine your orientation towards studies and schooling if i may chip that in. ![]() Don't act like novice jare . . . . . . i am talking about your chi [b]Hear[/b]t foundation. ![]() Wetin you know about old school jams? me no good for music ooo but am ready to do that 4 . . . ![]() |
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man u try ooooo gosh 
