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Kobojunkie:So you honestly think we have democracy in Nigeria? ![]() |
In places like nigeria i think they should be careful with thier pictures and names or maybe even use fake names. |
Interesting thread. |
scantee:I dey support una na. ![]() |
www.atdhe.net first half now and barca is leading 3-1 |
Lol i laugh in catalonia ![]() |
Visca la Panathinaikos ![]() |
^^ Application period is over . . so na where you dey do ya own signing in? ![]() |
I t6ry sha . . na so dem dey pay homage to a royal king like me? ![]() Shey your leg dey pain you lol? . . . abi na case of once beaten twice shy. ![]() |
Attention for waiting na . . check my jokes statistics ooo. ![]() You never hear of Resident Moderator before kwa? ![]() |
Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch. Money Talks! During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." Revelation 3:20 A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10. Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was unclothed." |
Studio CFR:Oya go pack well for corner because more dey come so. ![]() |
I am ready to be the stubborn fly wey follow dead bodi enter grave oo . It is Chi Heart Foundation or nothing . . i no fit settle for less na. ![]() Chi abeg come give me update to my application status jare. ![]() |
MrPrsdent:You are right because that starts on Thursday as well . . . well u can do it or anyone else.I am in for that as well. |
See enemies of progress oooo . . i don find paid job tire i no see. ![]() Common voluntary work wey i apply for charity organization come dey bring this kind victimization. ![]() The united nations must see this discrimination ooo . . abeg leave my application for chi to decide ooo. ![]() I cast and bound every spirit of dustbin . . infact i dey go see my mountain of fire pastor . . . it is my time to be employed. ![]() Sum bodi say amen for me and let the tatafo house shoout haleluyah. ![]() |
U dey mind the yeye spam bot ![]() |
Very very promising . . he deserves to be in the first team along with kaka, canales and di maria and that big fool ronaldo should always start from the bench. ![]() |
Thread Locked Reason - 100 Pages Resident Moderator |
Abeg when this page reach 100 make una no create new one. Ben please for the mean time put a ban on all off topic thread. ![]() Thread Locked Reason - 100 Pages Resident Moderator |
Swit Hat . . . i done go sleep abeg . . .we go yarn later. gud nite. ![]() You fit join me if you want that thing tonight sha . . i still get strength for that one. ![]() |
googles:Oya waka come for corner make we leave these people for here. ![]() abi you dey also just do it for outside . . as in anywhere the thing meet you? ![]() |
Vic2k3:No dey talk go that kind side with her . . . she no be that kind gal ooo. |
^^ Wetin you dey find for my bedroom. ![]() Na where u want make my bodi dey before? ![]() |
googles:Shuo abeg you neva hear of family planning before. ![]() |
Make i go relax for the night ![]() A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!'' |
One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them. The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse." |
Vic2k3:Help me find mirror na abi na how i go take see road watch my tongue. ![]() |
googles:Wetin happen na . . . . make we meet for our corner. ![]() |
lysaa:Thank God say i no be men . . after all man different from men abi. ![]() We are talking about lover/husband here and not erm men wey dey useful for the cold nights. ![]() Men like them v[b]eeks lemon plus[/b] . . . I no mention name oooo. ![]() |
You better open up the area ![]() I am talking to my sister/cousin u hear ![]() We no be ashewo like some peeps . . . We are for Christ and that says it all. ![]() |
lysaa:The cure for that pain na to go grab ya own o o o . . . ![]() I hear say huzzie scarce for amusement park ooo. ![]() |
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gud nite. 