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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Pharoh: 5:57pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
And to think alex is sleeping . . i mean not sitting ooo . . . sleeping on my bench? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Pharoh: 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
wendoworld:No vex bros . . .na shame no let me dey run mouth for hia again like before.  Na so so stupid players especially the strikers full this premiership self' make van persie quick jare.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Blackpool [1 - 2] On Sunday 3rd October 2010 by Pharoh: 3:49pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Make dem stop to dey create thread for this kinda matches jare. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Pharoh: 3:32pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Bloody mancini u berra put alan johnson in your first 11 before i send MEND to come blow your stupid heads off.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
^^ lol yes oooo thanks ma broda |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
As Israel never went back to egypt i refuse to go backward in my life. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:24pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Blacksta walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it, " The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" Blacksta explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Blacksta smiles mischievously , taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast." Oga blacksta . . so na this kind lame game u dey play self lol. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:20pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Shey this place look like factory to your oga blacksta . . oya provide evidence of any copyright infringement. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:17pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Lol nutin much jare . . just dey enjoy my sunday 4 hia. Shey u no go church today? . . . abeg abi omo delta oooo. How your side na? . . . oga element neva wake up from erm yesterday's . . .   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:15pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house. Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything. Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has take her in front of everyone. Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word. After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks. A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the vaseline and gets up when the father screams ,"OH NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES" Chai the man no want serious pokking from behind sha lol. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:08pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young cock. As soon as he brings him home, the young cock rushes and Phocks all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young cock again Phocks all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the cock Phockin, g the hens but he is phocking the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the cock stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young cock limp body and says: "You deserved it, you[b] Hot b.astard![/b]" And the young cock opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhhehssssssssss!,they are about to land." This cock need serious deliverance ooo  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
4 wia . . make u take time oooo or else your belle go burst with more to come. |
| Jokes Etc › Dirty Jokes From Egypt by Pharoh(op): 1:00pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Make we relax small and cool the heat before the week gets started 2moro. P . S 40 years and above A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Men that man own done finish oooo |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:41pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
blacksta:U better keep quiet . . i hear say dem dey round up people like you ooo even those wey dey for south africa self. But if them put money 4 ya head . . i no mind turning you up ooooo. . . good luck no easy to come these days na. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Just Gisting by Pharoh: 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Studio CFR: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:32pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
I am cool oo n u? . . . Na where u hide since na? You no show 4 our independence celebration. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:23pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
I dey hail una oooo . . . hapi sunday abi una no go church today? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:31am On Oct 03, 2010 |
tanimz:Lol i saw omi alale so check that out and lets see if u will like it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Conversation With Mr. 419 by Pharoh: 1:27am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Nice joke . . i done laugh die ooo , |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Pharoh: 1:21am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bed Time Story by Pharoh: 1:19am On Oct 03, 2010 |
@op Yeah we don't really know the exact meaning of the etc but i know riddles and jokes are allowed here sha. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:15am On Oct 03, 2010 |
tanimz:I don't lie on sundays . . okay i dey here for u or u want make i search too?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:10am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Idowuogbo:P.S Please just let it go and don't get into any fight because of me . . i beg u as a friend. Who ever wants to abuse me should please just direct it to me and not my dear parents or family okay. please. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 1:02am On Oct 03, 2010 |
tanimz:It was a glorious moment oooo until you give me this ya six glorious moment to remember for the rest of . . . make u complete am.U dey for that side? make we yarn about ya yoruba movie . . . hope he go dey accessible to me sha. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:51am On Oct 03, 2010 |
tanimz:U and this your try small self . . . so six orgasmic rounds wey i go na him be try small sha. ( I dey joke ooo before u react like some peeps now ) Yeah i go watch but shey u know say we no dey for the same time zone sha? anyway make we hit the right spot together. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:48am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Vic2k3:Stop trying to pour fuel on a smoke that has no connection to the fire you are spitting there . . . be a man and shut your crap up jare. Na so the thing sweet you reach wey u no even come get your small sense again . . . cyber love for that matter. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:40am On Oct 03, 2010 |
tanimz:No ooo i dey try negotiate with u . . . u dey hit my weak spot so i just dey remind u of ya own too. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 12:35am On Oct 03, 2010 |
@ido Thanks for everything . . . i really appreciate it and that u understand me more . . . .everything was like a joke and meant no harm. @Vick My guy u better relax with all these ya commands . . . if i am serious . . i will say that and there is nothing there to it. so just take it as a joke because we are all families here and i know she is your . . . . @Taninmz Make u take time ooo or i go send your physics teacher to u next week. Please vicks and idowu . . make una tell her the meaning so she can face me. . . i know how to deal with her because i don't want to put a strain on u people's friendship. Please tell her the worst meaning and i stand by it. . . since that's what she is itching t hear. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 11:54pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
tanimz:Wetin |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 11:50pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512551.msg6864367#msg6864367 date=1286059715]^^Shut up!! be a man a interprete wetin u call me this night bloody arse hole!![/quote]Its high time i ignore you with your childish market woman behavior. You really need to grow up. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 11:49pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Idowuogbo:Thank u jare . . . you self know say we dey for jokes section na, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 11:46pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512551.msg6864336#msg6864336 date=1286059371]@Pharoh open dat your mouth talk I dey wait u [/quote]Go take shower and sleep . . . your body don hot too much. . . . peeps done tell u to forget the meaning of the word so let it be.Stop taking things personal okay and cut those abuses because we are in the jokes section. |
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