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tanimz:
Why how near?

Na me suppose dey ask you where you hide yaself.

Na life matter carry me go jare . . . to be a man no easy ooo.  

I no dey even see u for that corner self. . . so how ya acada? hope na u dey on merit sha  

Mr Dani . . . she na popcorn business u dey do now?

How far na . . u remember us today? good to have u here ooo.

@idoooo

Lol wetin u find go that side? business or pleasure?  

Anyway how you dey? long time no see? hope u  good sha?  

Sista, na how near u 4 ask me.

Na where u hide ya self since?

Yes and wetin kum bee ya wahala?

Hope this get resolved soonest.

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What is ill advised about the system? is it not the same system that is practised in the developed world. Even united states uses a modified version of this system. By the way that system was first used in the western part of nigeria before it was introduced nationally, he did not solely developed that system but he was just one of the team memebers. He only introduced it when he became a minister so he is not solely responsible for that.

Have you researched about his experiment on the need of mother tongue in early child education? that experiments gave birth to most language books in nigeria at the primary school level like alawiye. He was the one who establised the faculty of education in UNN and OAU. The first nigerian professor in education. He was the one that established degree programs in in the field of education in nigerian higher institutions.

He was the one who established NECO, NABTEB and NCE, there is no other nigerian that contributed to our education development than this man. please if there is any state it here and lets analyze his/her achievement.

Oya gist me na oga luzi

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You must be one of the failed products of this eduction system we are discussing now. 

How can you be advertising your corruptible business in this same place where we are discussing about our falling education system.

Some peeps are just plain stupid for criticizing this man.

He is the best education minister Nigeria has ever produced.

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I am still waiting for the good luck haters to come and defend dokpesi on this issue.

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Don't mind those clowns who cannot interprete simple english.

olleh

Hapi boreday

Please with all due respect the above video is stage managed and has no connection to MEND in what ever form. I don't want to bother myself in explaining this bull shit,

This is a big stage managed scam

dani1luv:
Pharoh are you sure this jokes are from egypt

Nah i think i will change the title later to something more broad and add some other dimensions to it.

lol

So how many people will be moderating this section at the end of the day? too mods and two co-mods?

Well it is all good if that will sanitize this section for good and push it to its right position in this forum.

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
"Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"


Otu ru gbe ke oooooooooooo . . . .105 divided by 5 abi na .5 self lol?

pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a Indecency film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a Indecency theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

Lol na sychophants full this movie theatre ooo . . . . oga mobinga . . he be like say i see u there too so na wetin be ya excuse na?

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I" then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."[i][/i]


Sign language no easy oooooooooooooooo . . . .Oya clem take my she-goat go inside room and cu.m back here after two minutes.

Oga Mobinga and Daniluv . . . . i dey hail una for the kind support. . .


So make i carry go na.

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He be like say he done tey when pour sumtin comot from bodi.    

You no fit even speak correct english again self like below. . .    

clemcykul:
who pharoh dey talk to?

carry go bald head cmot for road

Which one go better for you? My she-goat or she-dog. . . i fit send dem to come spend 2 minutes 4 ya room. 

wendoworld:
this fpl peeps na thief oo dem just dey flash me cash for my account say my players prize don dey go up na so me too wan go use the added money by Drogba omo na film trick shaaa my money no even reach wetin i dey see

See this wendobramovich wey no know him level again. . make u pack well go one side jare . . .

Arab money is speaking now and u dey find money buy drogba . . no let me vex buy your club ooo?

Close ya rotten mouth jare.

U one give us disease? na me say make u no see hen climb?

Gentlemen of the press: The despicable act of terrorism which eventually took place on 1st Oct, 2010 was planned for Wednesday 29 September, 2010 but was foiled as soon as the information was received during the early hours of 28 Sept, 2010. The overriding objective of the group was to scare foreign visitors from attending the 50th Anniversary celebration on 1st October 2010.

Their Operational Plan

On Tuesday 28 September 2010 about 0130hrs, information was received that the three arms zone was to be bombed and 6 vehicles had already been prepared for the purpose. Consequently, the Service contacted the military, which provided three towing trucks, which were added to that of the Service and immediately joint operations commenced.

During the operations that lasted from 0215hrs to 0630hrs of the same date, a total of nine abandoned vehicles were towed away. Of these, 2 were near the SSS headquarters, 2 facing the Villa gate and the National Assembly, 2 close to the Police headquarters, one at the Eagle Square and 2 around Apo Legislative quarters - They were all towed away.

Subsequently, the FRSC and VIO were co-opted into the operations, to move around the FCT towing away abandoned vehicles. These efforts which lasted till the morning of 1st October, 2010 saw 65 abandoned vehicles removed. It is worthy of not that out of the 7 vehicles removed from the 3 arms zone, 4 are yet to be collected.

When the Plan A of the group was foiled, they resorted to the penetration of the Eagle Square in an attempt to plant explosive devices. However, the Service deployed hi-tech equipment in around the Eagle Square and jammed the detonation of any of such explosives.

On 1st Oct, 2010, the Eagle Square and its environs were effectively cordoned off and appropriate measures were put in place by the joint efforts of all security and law enforcement agencies to prevent any untoward incident. However, the rain showers of that morning provided the leeway for double-parking by motorists. In the process the perpetrators apparently gained access to park on the roadside as well.



http://saharareporters.com/news-page/abuja-bomb-blast-ibbs-campaign-director-raymond-dokpesi-arrested%E2%80%A6fg-threatened-nationalize

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I tire ooo my brother . . .so so hater's everywhere,recycle ko re-square ni.

If u no like the joke make u waka jare and by the way i say 40 years and above.

Where are the Madrid haters?

Who be kaiser FC? well no need na dead meet by next game week.

How market? some even said madrid strikers are poo and can't score more than one goal in a match.