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And you will saw the wondering she will does toes the companies but always making sures she retiring there or what do you thoughts my pellow works?

^^

They are sent to your nairaland mailbox and you can copy it from there but i think they should post it now on the front page. I think eldee is not around for now.

googles:

Shebi na dat small fillage wey dey cross river before tilapia abi na tinanpa  

ah i dey go Dubai wella o dont try me  

Heheheh wetin u dey go buy for there wey u no go see for naija?

^^

Wetin u see . . abeg yarn me ooo

Moses for 21st century? . . . I laugh in Jewish tongue.

tanimz:
Na your e-mail address be that?

Ya one of my email addresses.

googles:
kai i been dey think say na bike we go fly go na

wetin be private jet   na suzuki or ginsheng me i know o  

At this point i dey very tempted to ask you weather you wetin be dubai?

Check am again

This kind thing fit happen for naija so?

tanimz:
Oya drop. 

Oya na him be this  . . . send am there make i add u. 

Abeg no quote me ooo 

googles:
Oya oya lets quickly take okada to Dubai before ben comes back

but i will prefer keke marwa

Nah i change my mind . . . I no dey roll 4 that level, i get reputation to protect.  

I think say u go ask for private Jet or even supersonic concord jet.    

tanimz:
Yahoo and skype. I no get time for the other ones.

Nice then . . . shey make i drop or you go lead the way?

Like googles has spake . . . You guyz better took him back because she dey bringing lots of experience to the in the company.

Like they saids . . . two heads are goodder than one.

tanimz:
I'm not on facebook.

Oya which one u dey then

Yahoo.Hotmail.Skype.Myspace.Speeddate.Badoo.Plentyoffish.Match.com.Friendfinder.Orkut.Friendster.Hi5.?

If not any of the above . . . tell me the place and i will join u right away.

googles:


Law of Pharoh

Actually it is a modified version of the law of moses with an african flavor.

So u are right lets call it the Law of Pharoh. . . Where is that ben self?

Come buy coke 4 ya tanimz . . . while i take my googles on a shopping spree to dubai.

But you fit pidgin simply speak am ooo.

Them tell you say i broke abi i dey share woman?   

Except if you gree apply the law of moses [/b]in this case. 
[b]
Tanimz 4 googles and googles 4 tanimz   

na waoh . . . make i try my luck self.

tanimz:
I'm a moral somebody, I don't cheat.

I like that . . lets meet on facebook like ben and googles.

Hehehehehe i done laughter die ooooooooooooooooooo

blacksta:
Pharoh - I am warning you

Wetin i do na? . . . No let me back away come visit you later tonigh 4 ya dream ooo.

tanimz:
What's with the sad face, e dey pain you say i get sense pass you? 

Nah he dey pain me say when we dey receive standard education u dey house dey[b] count coca cola bottle cover[/b] dey call am home schooling. 

You still fit enrol for adult education you know.   

tanimz:
Which one be Terminuz now? If I talk say you no get sense now, you go dey cry.

You know wetin dem dey call nick name?  . . oya figure that one about ya self lol. 

tanimz:
You dey crase! 

I'm a moral somebody, I don't cheat. 

How dare you abuse a professor? . . .   

Oya follow me to my office to resolve this matter any further.     

** Rubs hands together and gives her that smile on most randy lecturers face. **

tanimz:
Oya, for your long awaited answer :

1+1= 2
2=2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32

And so on and so on. . .

Young woman can you put on ya glasses? . . . that was not the question you were asked.

Seems u have been sleeping . . care for some coffee while i refresh your senses

Then answer the simple question an. . . abi you want make i give you expo again?

Sorry to burst your bubble . . . we maintain a very high standard here based strictly on merit and ethics.

tanimz:
No, I was home-schooled.

I no get partner in crime, I be holy person.

Home schooled? . . . Ha no wonder.

tanimz:
^^ You be fowl.

What part of Come gist me don't you understand?

Shuo na this type . . white-star one put for house? . . . .I wept in Terminuz.

Young abi na old woman . . make u answer my simple question na.

No dey use style beat around the bush . . just tell me if you no know the answer.

tanimz:
Come gist me!  

Who be the kids?  

I know say you be big time amebo  

First na why u one know these kids?  

tanimz:
Field experience of what? If I may ask.  

U go primary school so? . . . .okay ask ya partner in crime to explain na.  

tanimz:
Wetin do your mouth?  

Nothing do am na. . . just dey pass coded message to some kids wey i see for corner dey do lovee lovee.  

I just use style tell them say i see them and he be like say their papa and mama fit know about am.    

blacksta:
I know it is not easy - I go soon open school - where i go train una.

tanimz:
No need Love, Pharoh is untrainable.

Retired Guru in the house so i no need training after 90 years on the field experience.

^^ You know wetin be sense?

Back2sender lol . . U think say i go ask u wetin be sense small.

^^  No be book wey get face abi i no get am?  

Hmm . .