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Are u sures he spoked to uuuuuusss?

Any force IQ-zating is creaminally offensing ooo.

The guy don kolo finish

It is never in my character to compete with any human for whatever reason or stuff.

I know say u one laugh and condemn my jokes but i am partially retired now.

You just dey make me to dey reminisce the good old days I dey feel nostalgic right now.

Them call this place amusement park so na wetin he mean for ya eyes lol?

No he is spokening to me

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6596403#msg6596403 date=1282163180]@Pharoh

Why you no grab the bull by the horns and use this joke take open up your own thread?

abi you dey fear critism(s)?? [/quote]Hehehehe na now i know say u be confirmed new bee wey just dey buzz up and down for hia lol.

Trust me, i have been there, i done shake this section and ideas still full my head just dey wait for the right time because i am tied up at the moment.

Shey you know say na me be the Resident Moderator? for hia No be to copy and paste jokes be the matter, na innovative mind we dey search for hia. Guess u never see my impact for forum games section?

Abeg visit that section and see how people dey develop forum game ideas from their head and comeback to compare with wetin una dey do for this section.

Na so so insult, lovey lovey and chatting una sabi shior, but you dey try sha on your own part.

Okay let the amusement begin . . . . i done open the floor now.


A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks[b] "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"[/b]

tanimz:
Abeg speak English jo.

Na wetin u speak for up there so? English abi pidgin

Idowuogbo:
blame tanism na she dey find love wey no dey
i no wetin dey shakazulu d pikin sef

It takes two to tango u know.
We go blamises both the shayzer and the shayzee.
We done know the shazee abi na shazet or shazette now ( Tanimz ) so na who be the shayzers.

tanimz:
Alata is what Ghanians call Nigerians. So you just thought of a random word? What a coincidence.

Well, we all know that I'm the smart one here.

Funny enough the word alata is also used in nigeria when they refer to girls that sell tomato and pepper walking about on their head. They are called omo alata and u don't argue with them because they are very rude and argue too much to sell their stuffs lol.

Guess i am the most intelligent then lol.

I wish someone else can educate some of us that this isn't the romance or meet-up thread.
The first seven to eight replies is what we do expect in here. . .it's not a clique thing. Make replies that anyone who comes in can reply to.

Na real wah, I'm missing my Pals on here. I'm no more feeling this place with these jokers wanna be.  
They think posting copied jokes alone make them worthy of being in this section.

Imagine, just this morning, four pages already, love talks.  

Five pages including this advice and una still no get the gist . . . Press Release coming up tonight.  

tanimz:
^^ Hehe, what do you think it is?

Lol still can't figure it out fully right now . . .the head does not correspond with the body lol. 

The title of the thread says amusement park but the content is filled with lovey lovey matter.   

Shey na amusement park i dey abi love park?

lol sup peeps?

Vic2k3:
@ido. girl we are still waiting 4 your long due joke. abi u dey giv am finish touches?

Na english abi latin u dey speak? Abeg no dizgwaze moi 4 public again i beg u.

Make u try just stick to pidgin abeg u hear. ( Finish abi na finishing touches ).

Idowuogbo:
am gud wiv cracking codes

U be math major abi security expart? Abi na which kind code u dey crack self?  

Oh okay i been forget self. . .  na love code u dey crack.  

Idowuogbo:
nautie boy ,
can u toast , y oda people property
if u nid me to teach u how 2 , jus confide in aunty ID
dont be shy

Nah just one teach that small boy some lessons  
We don't toast . . . . they toast peeps like us.  
Wetin u one teach me wey i never know before?  
Na inside my bedroom i dey now so why i go shy?  

Vic2k3:
I heard he is a toddler

U well so?      Toddler dey use computer to  surf nairaland for ya village?  

Idowuogbo:
so dey can run b4 d gbam happen its all of d above sir, u buy 1 u get d oda free okies  

Oya na who dey sell and na wetin dey for the offering table . . . we fit buy some people wifey too like Afay? [b][/b]

This kind begging get as he be ooo

Element G:
huh who are u refering to??

You dey mind am . . . efe done use virtual luv wash him head finish  

He no even know how to answer simple question again. . .  

@vick

Shey u need binocular googles abi na answer to my question be this your kool wey u dey spit so?  

Am i in the jokes or love section?  

v3:
Who's Pharos FC?

The team that will hand you your first defeat this season.

Wish you the best poster.

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=492003.msg6578780#msg6578780 date=1281907653]i cannot fit shoutin for u guyz [/quote]I can't fit saw ya voice

Lol . . . And if you put the two of them inside one room now . . . . them go dey form holi holi

^^

Wetin we go call this one now? kissing abuse abi abnormal excessive kissing.

Sup sweetie . . How u dey?`

Lol na waoh

blacksta:
well i dont how u blend am

Blend wetin . . . u no read news again   . . .Just last week a black couple gave birth to a white baby.

I tell ya strange things ar happening these days ooo.  

@Googles . . .

I like long, smooth and sexy legs so i won't mind if they are pulled more to be longer and ,  , .  

Before i answer that question . . . will your people accept my ogogoro drink with kola nuts first?