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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583873.msg7510898#msg7510898 date=1294774846]Nevertheless, he is my husband still. Hater![/quote][color=#E42217]

**wonders how blind the husband is.**
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Mzdark, your sisters Eve and Mygoldie has gone for their witch conference. Go and join them jor.

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Them Witches casting spells.

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^^Hmmm
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Dumped for sneaking a look?
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Mygoldie, it it not your witching hour yet?
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Mygoldie, slap yourself.
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^^Oops.
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Yeah, trust is everything in a relationship.
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Mzdark and Mygoldie ===>>> Witches.
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Mygoldie
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MzDarkskin.
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Any solution? No! Just kill yourself.
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Cork, sharrap your mouth, you badonsticated cock.

@Mzdark, space for who? You?
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Defects? It depends.
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Hmmm, thread totally gone bonkers.
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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583804.msg7511208#msg7511208 date=1294777802]Yeah, you should be richer than a dead man. DUH. [/quote][color=#E42217]

Your husband is dead? What da heck?
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=583804.msg7511028#msg7511028 date=1294776102][color=#0055bb]^^      [/color][/quote][color=#E42217]

**Goes closer, but sees her hidden kitchen knife and runs away.**
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Emmm Mr Cork, can we use you for breakfast tomorrow?
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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583804.msg7510969#msg7510969 date=1294775574]Phate is buying purses?  I didn't expect that from cheapos.[/quote][color=#E42217]

Correction! Am not a cheap arse bassid! I own a Infinity Jeep and am richer than Adam.
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Mygoldie:

you mean the okrika bag i threw back at you?

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No, that was the one you wanted to buy before i took you to ParknShop. Thats where you got the flowered one.

Do you still have it?
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Spclst900:
Poster

Ride no jor.

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Thanks jare, no mind all these bad belle women.
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Mygoldie:
Phate Phate,are you saying this just to favour yourself?
good one tho.

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Thanks sweerry. But you are missing out on one, you are too open minded.
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=583853.msg7510881#msg7510881 date=1294774677][color=#0055bb]Phate unless you have all of the qualities you require yourself, SHATARAP![/color][/quote][color=#E42217]

MzDark, slap YOURSELF seven times!
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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583853.msg7510887#msg7510887 date=1294774752]Neither did you.[/quote][color=#E42217]

Duh! I have see more than my share of them.
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I hate golddiggers.
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^^Do you still have that one i got for you for last year's Val? That one with the flower pattern thats as big as. . .
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Dsense, are you a 'peter file'?
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^^
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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583873.msg7510843#msg7510843 date=1294774251]Thanks for the compliment.  My husband's opinion of me matters the most.   [/quote][color=#E42217]

The opinion of a blind husband? Hmmm. . .
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So who sheated today on their partner?
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Cant allow my girl to pay for the bill on a date. As a man, i should take care of such matters.
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**Damn! Another one is loose again.**
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Actually, Dsense was engaged to a 13yr old Arab girl.
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Adam? Your husband? He aint know shit about nyash.
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Eve aint gots no nyash.
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violent:
Nice one, thanks for sharing OP

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You are welcome.
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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=583853.msg7510553#msg7510553 date=1294771306]Don't you worry Phate.  I don't need to have these attributes with your bleeding arse![/quote][color=#E42217]

Don't worry Eve, I dont need your bleeding arse without these attributes.

So cheer up!
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Dsense open the window and fly away.

Eve, insunuating what exactly? What is wrong in wanting this kind of chic?


Ok, i get it, you aint got these attributes.
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I know most of you are thinking this is common sense really, but I just wanted to point out this simple thing and keep it succinct.

Relationships are supposed to make your life better, the icing on the cake so to speak. They aren ’t supposed to make your
life more stressful and drag you down.

Things to look for in a chick to separate from psychos:

*She respects herself.
*She takes care of herself.
*She has good relationships with other people.
*She has a positive outlook on life.
*She is open-minded.
*She is not too clingy or
emotional.
*She is able to communicate well.
*She does not nag.
*She is not too demanding.
*She does not flirt with other men.

Peace.
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