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Politics / Re: 94% Of Nigerians Distrust Government- Poll by Phate07(m): 11:04am On Jan 19, 2012
I disagree. Not 94%, its 99%.
Nairaland / General / Re: Name Your Best Fight On This Platform by Phate07(m): 1:11pm On Jan 17, 2012
You missed some great fights in your list.
Politics / Unnecessary Appointments Made By President Goodluck Jonathan by Phate07(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2012
How President Goodluck Jonathan is wasting resources through unnecessary appointments.

Let's start by looking at the list and designations of aides in the Presidency and see if they are necessary at all. President Goodluck Jonathan in June 2011 sought and obtained the approval of Senate to appoint 20 advisers to assist him in running his government. However, the President has, in apparent breach of the number of aides approved for him, gone ahead to appoint at least 24 advisers as at the last count.

Mr. Oronto Douglas, Special Adviser to the President on Research and Strategy. Sentiments aside, what exactly is the role of this office and couldn’t it have been carried out by a permanent employee in the Presidency?

Prof. Abubakar Sambo, Special Adviser to the President on Energy. Really? What distinctive ‘special advice’ is the President expecting from the incumbent here that the ministers for petroleum, energy and power cannot give?

Mrs. Sarah Akuben Pane, Special Adviser to the President on Social Development. One is too stumped to even comment on this.

Mrs. Sarah Jibril, Special Adviser to the President on Ethics and Values. What a joke! Who even monitors what, if any, work some of these appointees have been carrying out?

Kingsley Kuku, Special Adviser to the President on Niger Delta Affairs. What would the minister and the minister of state for the Niger Delta ministry be doing and what about the head of the Niger Delta Development Commission?

Prof. Dan Adebiyi, Special Adviser to the President on Special Duties and Senator Isaiah Ballat, Special Adviser to the President on Special Duties (Office of the Vice-President). Could someone please unpack this designation for me? Same request suffices for Nze Sullivan Akachukwu Nwakpo, Special Adviser to the President on Technical Matters and for Mrs. Asma’u Abdulkadir, Special Adviser to the President on Gender Issues. What on earth amounts to ‘technical matters’?

And there are also Yakubu Abdullahi, Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters (Office of the Vice President);
Mr. Bashir Sufyan, Special Adviser to the President on Legal Matters (Office of the Vice-President).
Professor Nwanze Okidegbe, Economic Adviser to the President. What economic advice would this officer give the President that the National Economic Management Team members including the Minister of Finance and the Minister of National Planning cannot?

Senator Ben Obi, Special Adviser to the President on Inter-Party Affairs. There is absolutely no reason to appoint a special adviser for just this function, when there is Ahmed Gulak, Political Adviser to the President just as the designation of Dr Mariam Ali, Special Adviser to the President on Inter-governmental Affairs.

Perhaps the most curious is the Special Adviser (New Media), Reno Omokri. In clear terms, he is special adviser on Twitter and Facebook matters! This is aside the fact that there is a Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity. Strangely, the ‘Twitter and Facebook special adviser’ is not attached to the office of the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity but to the Special Adviser, Research and Strategy.

By the way, these special advisers would ordinarily have their own personal assistants and other aides.
Total waste of funds that could have been channeled into productive and progressive uses.
Politics / Where Is The Goodluck Jonathan That We Voted In? by Phate07(m): 11:33pm On Jan 12, 2012
Please where's the president i voted in? Where is the Goodluck Jonathan that we all knew and loved? Did he go to Mars? Cos that person sitting there at Aso Rock, munching N3m worth of food a day, ignoring our pains and cries and generally calling us fools, is definitely not him.

So i ask once again, WHERE IS GOODLUCK JONATHAN?
Politics / Re: Fresh Air! Rotfl! by Phate07(m): 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2012
And see where your 'president' has led you, olodo.
Forum Games / Re: What Pissed You Off Today? by Phate07(m): 9:26am On Jan 02, 2012
Jonathan just pissed me off.
Literature / New Word In The English Language by Phate07(m): 9:15am On Jan 02, 2012

New word in the English dictionary:

Jonathan: Any clueless, foolish and stupid puppet 'leader' whose strings are being controlled by another.

New phrase:
Badluck Anuohia Jonathan(BAJ): The capacity and williness to dash the hopes and aspirations of your people. Also synonymous with negative and non-affirmative decisions.
Politics / Re: Fresh Air! Rotfl! by Phate07(m): 9:08am On Jan 02, 2012
SMH at this fool called Jonathan.
Politics / Fresh Air! Rotfl! by Phate07(m): 9:03am On Jan 02, 2012

Fresh Air indeed!.
Politics / Re: *~GEJ inducted into Nairaland Politics Section Hall Of Shame - 2011*~ by Phate07(m): 8:57am On Jan 02, 2012

New word in the English dictionary:

Jonathan: Any clueless, foolish and stupid puppet 'leader' whose strings are being controlled by another.

New phrase:
Badluck Anuohia Jonathan(BAJ): The capacity and williness to dash the hopes and aspirations of your people. Also synonymous with negative and non-affirmative decisions.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ramblings by Phate07(m): 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2011

**Where's my gun!** angry
Webmasters / Re: Help Me Contact Omavo by Phate07(m): 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2011

This i_want_to guy looks very suspicious.
Webmasters / Re: My Alexa Ranking Is Now 182 Ng by Phate07(m): 7:12pm On Dec 18, 2011

Alexa is not a very reliable source of web traffic analysis.

Google Analytics data should be the basis for any good webmaster to verify and quantify his traffic sources.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wigan Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On Saturday December 17, 2011 by Phate07(m): 1:11pm On Dec 17, 2011

This game will be another three-goal haul for Chelsea.
Romance / Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Phate07(m): 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2011
xynerise:

Simple, I will let the baby bounce twice before I catch it.


I will make sure Skydeep sees this. undecided
Webmasters / Re: Remove The Spam Bot by Phate07(m): 10:26pm On Dec 15, 2011
*dhtml:

^^^Now you are talking of a good spam bot that follows orders, not an okrika one bought from paro or from alaba market.

Rotfl grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Romance Tid Bits by Phate07(m): 5:59pm On Dec 15, 2011
Goldieluks:

living apart ke!
i already have two kids for another man(my new hubby) and am expecting the third one.
file for divorce osisor!
tongue

Who da heck! Is he richer than me? Bigger than me? Better than me? angry

Hell no! I aint filing for no divorce!
Romance / Re: Romance Tid Bits by Phate07(m): 5:38pm On Dec 15, 2011
Goldieluks:

Preach on ma ex-loff. grin
Hold up! angry I have not yet served any divorce papers. We are just living apart. undecided
Romance / Re: Romance Tid Bits by Phate07(m): 5:29pm On Dec 15, 2011

Do you know that when people hurt they often irresponsibly project their pain onto you and others around them. That does not mean you should allow them to continue doing so by taking whatever abuse they dish out.

Do not allow yourself to be
abused by anyone for any reason. Anyone who does not treat you with respect and gentleness is not expressing love. Set boundaries out of love for you by refusing to allow yourself to be abused
Romance / Which One Will You Catch First? by Phate07(m): 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2011

Someone asked this question on a BBM chat group:

Imagine u are outside playing
with a baby with just a towel
covering ur body,then as you threw the baby up, your towel looses meanwhile there are so many people around.

Which one will you catch 1st, the BABY or your TOWEL?
Romance / When Is The Right Age To Get Married? by Phate07(m): 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2011
When is the right age to get married?
Webmasters / Re: Remove The Spam Bot by Phate07(m): 12:22pm On Dec 14, 2011

You are pouring water on a stone.

I advise you to use your precious time on something more productive. Cheers!
Webmasters / Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Phate07(m): 12:45pm On Dec 12, 2011

^^The false confidence of a man who thinks his position is unassailable and unattainable.

At this rate and with this attitude, Nairaland will probabely go the way of Nairalist.
Politics / Re: What Does This Photo Tell You About Nigerian Roads? by Phate07(m): 12:27pm On Dec 12, 2011

Is that car on auto-pilot?
Sports / Re: Yakubu Wins Eurosport Premier League Goal Of The Week by Phate07(m): 12:18pm On Dec 12, 2011

He should not come back to the national team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by Phate07(m): 11:49am On Dec 12, 2011

^^Thats the best news i have heard since toasted slice bread. Anelka is finally leaving. Great.
Webmasters / Re: Adsense Using Kompozer Web Editor by Phate07(m): 11:20am On Dec 12, 2011

^^Dude, you shouldn't display your adsense publisher Id any how. Could get you banned.
Webmasters / Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Phate07(m): 9:52am On Dec 12, 2011
*dhtml:

^^all dese are what I wil do in that 1month. Ymod, you are a guru also, the gurus for nairaland plenty small.

Seun is afraid of change, i dont he would entrust the management of nairaland to another.

logicodex:

I think making Nairaland a social network or a blogging platform will kill the forum more.
I think what Nairaland can do is extend the forum reach through providing pluggable widgets for other sites. You can have a nairaland widget that streams the hottest issues or discussions right now in Nigeria so that several other portals and blogs can add it on their sites.

NL is not really utilizing its users power to connect. Its social circle is very poor. If you look at its fan base on facebook and twitter, you will wonder why it is so small given the number of active users on NL. NL needs to keep a facebook and twitter connect area on the website. This will skyrockets its social circle within 30days.

Also NL can impliment an opinion polls or votes technology that can be featured on the home page. I mean not just a link but an image enabled polls or votes system.


More social features wont kill Nairaland. Do you know how powerful and authoritative a would be?
Webmasters / Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Phate07(m): 9:23am On Dec 12, 2011
Seun:

How do you know these brilliant ideas will work? What if they fail? What if they drive people away?

The new features can always be implemented as a closed beta release, and only made available to beta testers.

Even Facebook is always evolving and always finding ways to increase engagement among its users. Its newest feature, the Facebook Timeline, was first made available to Facebook Apps Developers before being introduced to the average facebook user.

Nairaland can also use that model. Employ some talented programmers if the work is too much for you.
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Phate07(m): 7:19pm On Dec 11, 2011

I hear you Badosky, nothing special. Jnr is back from the river.

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