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Quiet and outspoken? On which planet?

How very romantic.

[quote author=190_@]yawns[/quote]Yes, thank you pinhead!

[quote author=~Killz~] [/quote]A brother is lost here. Can you point the way!

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Phate

Just tolerate the new NL for the time being. Seun escaped from Yaba Left.[/quote]I cant even locate the user manual. Seun must have hidden it under his bed.

Gaddemmit! Where is Seun! Anybody has his numbers!

Okay people, back to my question! Where the heck is Nairaland?

[size=22pt]And why is the whole site just intent on making me blind!!

Creep! [/size]

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Your son, Phateon. [/quote]Ahh, has he started walking?

Tell him papa will be there soon.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Hey suga.

Your son need his walkabout. [/quote]Hope you have not missed me too much.

Which of my sons?

Okay folks, I think am lost, inside A VERY BIG WILDERNESS without any sort of directions. Where can i find nairaland? This place bears the same name and all that but is not.

Or do i have to use 'open sesame'?

I wonder what some folks will do if Nairaland closes down for a mere 24hrs. Smh.

Duh! The one that you loved having in you so much.

What da Bleep is this?

Wait, lemme check. **opens diary**

Just the nanny? Damn! How could he have missed the others?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=799767.msg10112454#msg10112454 date=1328274807]He looks just like you. [/quote]He learnt those moves from watching us.

dabrake:
Schaum series PROGRAMMING WITH JAVA. That's what i will give her on the 14th.

Hmmm.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=799767.msg10112136#msg10112136 date=1328272130]Let think about the babies, PEOPLE!

Thank you in advance.[/quote]Yeah, lets think about our baby, the one you ran away with 4years ago.

Give her the best Bleep of her life. Simples!

You are officially dead. When's your burial? 14th right?

**goes to find my valentive protection suit.**

My baby boy will sue me to court if i post his pics here.

Ah, not again! Not another dumb valentine thread. Damn!

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Nonsense Thread!

Imaginative Capability = Zero! [/color]

Your intelligence is far below par. Who is talking about imagination here? Learn to assimilate information before making clueless and totally dumb assumptions.

This shit actually happened, a couple of weeks back. And no, it didn't happen to me.

hornipipe:
i think ur best option wl be to violation d guys too, or are u no longer a gay

claremont:
Call the police.

Call the police? That's if i would remember where the damned cellphone is.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=851669.msg10017709#msg10017709 date=1327177157]That's serious Phate.

I wonder what the men will say. [/quote]Yeah it is very serious. There some humans that are worse than animals.
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851669.msg10017939#msg10017939 date=1327179108]Lets just say I will be pleading temporery insanity in court[/quote]Most certainly. That scenario is enough to make anyone crazy.

Cuddlemii:
@op

I wld take it as ur username implies phate fate!

You are in effect saying you would do nothing? That you would allow such ignominy on your woman without any form of resistance?

What would you do?

If you came home one day to see your darling wife(who's 2 month pregnant) being ra.ped by 2 men?

Photoshopped! And poorly at that. #PhotoshopFail