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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 5 by Phate07(m): 8:08am On Nov 07, 2013
ChriGo: ....Bro u wan use "not bonafide student do tooth pik" grin.....I'll advice you chase two admissions....one should relate to ur microbiology course and the other should be the computer related course....once u are able to secure both admission, u can use the microbiology admission to apply for ur visa....once u get to canada u can then use the comp related adms letter to switch....If u go use the comp related adms letter apply for visa na OYO u dey oo cuz the VO might wana see u as a despirate fellow trying to look for means to enter canada without intension to study.....

Most of the colleges are not offering PGDs in microbiology related fields. Should i use med lab science?
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 5 by Phate07(m): 7:41am On Nov 07, 2013
ChriGo: ....Sure you can do PGD but PGD in what?....

I want to apply for PGD in Computer Applications Development at Conestoga College. Do you know the school and how good is it? Any better recommendations?

Thank you.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 5 by Phate07(m): 5:32am On Nov 07, 2013
ChriGo: ....Your option is to go for a Postgraduate diploma...and then go for ur masters....You cant be admited directly into masters with a 3rd class...Postgrad diploma bridges you to masters if u got Low UG grades....For now college na ur best bet bro....Check dis link and scrutinize the colleges www.cic.gc.ca/english/study/institutions/participants.asp Look for PGD in ur propose course bro....Good luck....

Thank you sir.

I have another question. Can a graduate of microbiology do a pgd (and then subsequent masters) in computer science/ict? Cos that's really my passion. Which college would you advice for such?
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 5 by Phate07(m): 4:34am On Nov 06, 2013
Hello house. I want to do masters in Canada, but the problem is I came out with a third class. What are my options?
Romance / Re: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by Phate07(m): 9:37pm On Oct 26, 2013
How pretty is she?
Nairaland / General / Which One Of These Would You Manage To Live Without? by Phate07(m): 9:08pm On Oct 24, 2013
Which one of these would you manage to live without?

1. A month without alcohol.
2. A month without money.
3. A month without your phone.
4. A month without access to the internet.
5. A month without eating your favourite food.
6. A month without sex.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainees At Actionaid Nigeria - October 2013 by Phate07(m): 8:16am On Oct 15, 2013
Nice initiative.

Is it location specific?
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Phate07(m): 11:14am On Feb 23, 2013
I think its the ugly one's military friend.
Politics / Re: 20 Interesting Things About Alvan Ikoku by Phate07(m): 11:07am On Feb 23, 2013
A great man and educationist.
Sports / Re: Photos From Super Eagles Training Camp As They Prepare For Mali (AFCON 2013) by Phate07(m): 5:06pm On Feb 05, 2013
azeeza: @op are you sure these pischure are recent, abi musa don change im hair style....
Yes they are recent, courtesy of Guiness. You can check it through the source link.

Naija boys repping.
Sports / Re: Photos From Super Eagles Training Camp As They Prepare For Mali (AFCON 2013) by Phate07(m): 4:07pm On Feb 05, 2013
More photos

Sports / Photos From Super Eagles Training Camp As They Prepare For Mali (AFCON 2013) by Phate07(m): 4:06pm On Feb 05, 2013
The Super Eagles are currently training for their match against Mali tomorrow. The Super Eagles defeated Ivory Coast and booked a place in the Semi Final of the AFCON 2013.

Here are some photos from their training. Wishing the boys luck.

Source
http://ourdailygist.com/2013/02/pictures-from-super-eagles-training/
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.540943072593881.119274.162440683777457&type=1

Webmasters / Re: Varpal May Become Alternative To Facebook When Mark Starts Charging Users by Phate07(m): 12:13pm On Jul 05, 2012
Nice initiative.
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland June 2012 **semi-finals** Voting In Progress by Phate07(m): 11:41am On Jun 28, 2012
Vote Phate for President! angry
Romance / Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Phate07(m): 8:10am On Jun 25, 2012
Bunch of fools. Smh undecided
Romance / Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Phate07(m): 11:21pm On Jun 24, 2012
Mynd_44: ^^
So you quoted all that just to reply? This is silly

So? And Bleep yeah, am gonna quote him again.undecided

born2fuck: " ant wey no dey hear words go follow deady body enter grave"I hope say I no go regret my entire life for future becos person wey okada man hit, wey stand up by himself and laugh say nothing do am and he hold hand, make una no follow im laughter, na inside im body he know say imself get injury and pain, Na so my case bi.

I bi pikin wey sabbi book before ex-girlfriend palava enter im life,love wa tin tin nearly kill me remain small but Baba God no gree,I bi holy holy before! becos of this babe wickedness,I turn devil by force

I bi date the babe for 3 yrs, 2004-2007,na suffering and smiling bi di 3 yrs relationship. na so so money I dey dropped to her like person wey dey do contributors with alajo but no returns ,
if money no dey,na wahala day. Small broke come happened and money no gree come easily, the babe wey love me turn to my enemy. She say," she no wan si mi for her life again if I not fit take care of her, the result of my father christmas for 3 yrs land in vain, I land inside room over night begin cried quietly make mama no hear. Later I begin drink shayo with help of friends,where I graduate to iya alaje side begin take sepe join my beer and I bi dey take ciggar coole body join too and begins do ashewo tins,na there I sabbi 406,dragonaire,ipodo come graduate to page,pekers,sandra bars,jollyfriend make I no talk all names of them finish,all because I wan force myself forget dis babe patata patata, even a time, my brain go begin sing jingo funmi!jingo funmi!!her name nearly turn me to mad man,I go try wan call her beg but I stayed strong and take shayo killed thinking because I don beg many many times tire already. Everytin between me and dis babe finally end january 2007 which make me vexfully collect school form as new challenge

Extrance exam waka come and go,time waka join,I passed enter school by force becos of say I lose babe make me remember school again.
september 2007,I found new babe in school,God must be wonderful here becos I don think say I no fit see babe again for life when ex girlfriend dey wave me goodbye,a new babe come happen in just short term,small time go and come again, I begin bring the new girl for my area do yanga because she yellow like pawpaw! When news break inside my ex girlfriend ear say I don hammer new babe, na so she begin send text begs me!she flashed till she forced me break my sim card buy another one! She even come my house do begging!I no gree hear her anymore because her fry pan to fire don turn grass to grace for my life

As sadness go!happiness follow, dis new babe no dey ask money at all,instead make account full again , Na baba ijebu palava enter my life again O in 2010,cigar wey I dey smoke because of ex girlfriend stop,ashewo no gree stop but reduce badly while drink limit.

My new girlfriend bi dey warned me now make I no dey play lotto again as she caught me with lotto paper but ever since I don chop #24,000 with just #100, Na wire I dey wire #1000,#2000 on top daily or 2 to 3 weekly if broke small, I wire so tay run my bank account finish again the second time. I even joined site for facebook group"Baba Ijebu pay me my dough"maybe that group member go helep me collect lost money back, I played their number, I no gree chop, later ashewo reduce patapata for my life and no even fit drinks bear again like before but my mind no commot for lotto until I land inside hot water on saturday national,when I wan finalise lotto ,I lost #8000 to national with annoyance say I must chop all my money back by force,not even a single leg commot from all their bankers, result don land..Na total lost, my girlfriend bi dey warn me but I no dey gree hear words,I go hide paper her.I go use style play lotto and put paper for inner pocket,the amount wey I don lost entirely inside the lotto past #200,000 and I never chop reach #30,000. I should have stopped this tins but greedyness to double my 2400 times bi day kill me, because dem say if I stake 1000 # for 2 sure, na #240,000 bi dat, even me self don chop #24,000 with just #100 but na only once, one day I go chop na im I dey always think not knowing I am killing myself . why bad things full my blood.. Na me go bleeped ashewo, na me go drink , na only me don smoke for my family, Now Baba ijebu don kill me again after ex girlfriend palava but dis my new babe since 2007 still dey till I dey type..I hope say I no go lose the babe for my mess up,which kind life I dey self. Na im I dey think while writing dis to people, I bi don share my story many times but annoyance of yesterday lotto final make me type this to people, abi da devil dey push me self,I know no.even if I regret typing dis tommorow,- will never stop saying truth about me.believe me or not but pray for me on sunday for church tommorow and if you read this after church,pray for my life O

Dead yet? angry
Romance / Re: Relationship Status On Facebook by Phate07(m): 7:29am On Jun 24, 2012
**looks for Mark's number** angry
Romance / Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Phate07(m): 7:26am On Jun 24, 2012
born2fuck: " ant wey no dey hear words go follow deady body enter grave"I hope say I no go regret my entire life for future becos person wey okada man hit, wey stand up by himself and laugh say nothing do am and he hold hand, make una no follow im laughter, na inside im body he know say imself get injury and pain, Na so my case bi.

I bi pikin wey sabbi book before ex-girlfriend palava enter im life,love wa tin tin nearly kill me remain small but Baba God no gree,I bi holy holy before! becos of this babe wickedness,I turn devil by force

I bi date the babe for 3 yrs, 2004-2007,na suffering and smiling bi di 3 yrs relationship. na so so money I dey dropped to her like person wey dey do contributors with alajo but no returns ,
if money no dey,na wahala day. Small broke come happened and money no gree come easily, the babe wey love me turn to my enemy. She say," she no wan si mi for her life again if I not fit take care of her, the result of my father christmas for 3 yrs land in vain, I land inside room over night begin cried quietly make mama no hear. Later I begin drink shayo with help of friends,where I graduate to iya alaje side begin take sepe join my beer and I bi dey take ciggar coole body join too and begins do ashewo tins,na there I sabbi 406,dragonaire,ipodo come graduate to page,pekers,sandra bars,jollyfriend make I no talk all names of them finish,all because I wan force myself forget dis babe patata patata, even a time, my brain go begin sing jingo funmi!jingo funmi!!her name nearly turn me to mad man,I go try wan call her beg but I stayed strong and take shayo killed thinking because I don beg many many times tire already. Everytin between me and dis babe finally end january 2007 which make me vexfully collect school form as new challenge

Extrance exam waka come and go,time waka join,I passed enter school by force becos of say I lose babe make me remember school again.
september 2007,I found new babe in school,God must be wonderful here becos I don think say I no fit see babe again for life when ex girlfriend dey wave me goodbye,a new babe come happen in just short term,small time go and come again, I begin bring the new girl for my area do yanga because she yellow like pawpaw! When news break inside my ex girlfriend ear say I don hammer new babe, na so she begin send text begs me!she flashed till she forced me break my sim card buy another one! She even come my house do begging!I no gree hear her anymore because her fry pan to fire don turn grass to grace for my life

As sadness go!happiness follow, dis new babe no dey ask money at all,instead make account full again , Na baba ijebu palava enter my life again O in 2010,cigar wey I dey smoke because of ex girlfriend stop,ashewo no gree stop but reduce badly while drink limit.

My new girlfriend bi dey warned me now make I no dey play lotto again as she caught me with lotto paper but ever since I don chop #24,000 with just #100, Na wire I dey wire #1000,#2000 on top daily or 2 to 3 weekly if broke small, I wire so tay run my bank account finish again the second time. I even joined site for facebook group"Baba Ijebu pay me my dough"maybe that group member go helep me collect lost money back, I played their number, I no gree chop, later ashewo reduce patapata for my life and no even fit drinks bear again like before but my mind no commot for lotto until I land inside hot water on saturday national,when I wan finalise lotto ,I lost #8000 to national with annoyance say I must chop all my money back by force,not even a single leg commot from all their bankers, result don land..Na total lost, my girlfriend bi dey warn me but I no dey gree hear words,I go hide paper her.I go use style play lotto and put paper for inner pocket,the amount wey I don lost entirely inside the lotto past #200,000 and I never chop reach #30,000. I should have stopped this tins but greedyness to double my 2400 times bi day kill me, because dem say if I stake 1000 # for 2 sure, na #240,000 bi dat, even me self don chop #24,000 with just #100 but na only once, one day I go chop na im I dey always think not knowing I am killing myself . why bad things full my blood.. Na me go bleeped ashewo, na me go drink , na only me don smoke for my family, Now Baba ijebu don kill me again after ex girlfriend palava but dis my new babe since 2007 still dey till I dey type..I hope say I no go lose the babe for my mess up,which kind life I dey self. Na im I dey think while writing dis to people, I bi don share my story many times but annoyance of yesterday lotto final make me type this to people, abi da devil dey push me self,I know no.even if I regret typing dis tommorow,- will never stop saying truth about me.believe me or not but pray for me on sunday for church tommorow and if you read this after church,pray for my life O

See, just find a gun and put a bullet through your brain and end your misery. Very simple. And painless. angry
Romance / Re: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by Phate07(m): 7:11am On Jun 24, 2012
Reminds me of that week i so badly wanted to kill someone, anyone. angry
Romance / Re: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by Phate07(m): 7:08am On Jun 24, 2012
Is it so very important to get married?

What da fuk do you gain by getting married? undecided
Romance / Re: Why Marry? by Phate07(m): 7:05pm On Jun 23, 2012
Deeicash: Reading the various treads in this section, the subject of love, dating, relationship and marriage is highly debatable. Everybody's got an opinion!
My question is... Why Marry?
Why all the fuzz? Can i be happy single? Am i defective because i've never found love?
Help me out here guys, why do i have to be married?
Anyways, check this ad out, this is a book better than Steve harvey's Act like a Lady, think like a man.
My opinion about that book?? Its just s player giving advice to women who don't know any better and his idealogy is not absolute.
http://whymarry.info/Download_now.html

True story! angry
Romance / Re: Rate Your Relationships Here - No Lies by Phate07(m): 7:02pm On Jun 23, 2012
190_@:
For those of us in happy and satisfied relationships

Kindly share what makes you happy and satisfied in your current relationship!

I'll go first

First shes at 19/20 a graduate with a 2.1
Secondly shes not extravagant
Shes not a money freak - Always pissed each time i dont economize
Shes better than me in bed angry angry
Hell pweety to a fault
So far shes cooked once for me and it was aite not as good as mom's doe
She has her life well structed out

Thou she can be really sturborn and a lil more reserved as im more brute and straight forward!

So far ive got no single problems bout her - I'll rate her 8/10


My 2nd girlfriend

Although Just met her,
Shes 23 and expected to graduate later this year
No cooking yet, so far shes keeping the no sex ish standing, she receives calls randomly from dudes (who cares gat a wife @home baybe)
I rate her a 10/10 for beauty
Shes more feminine than the previous
Cant trust her doe - just wanna slice and clean mouth cheesy

I rate her a 4/10

My 3rd Girlfriend
Shes an active member of nairaland
Certainly not Nigerian
Shes everything to die for - very intelligent
i rate her 6/10

(No offence honey)



Is she that girl you saw in your dream? angry
Romance / Re: Does Love Take Nonsense? by Phate07(m): 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2012
stan4b: Does love take nonsense?
Yes. And it is bitter. True story! angry
Romance / Re: I Want To Stalk Her! - Please Advice. by Phate07(m): 6:59pm On Jun 23, 2012
Yes, stalk her. Like a boss. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Phate07(m): 6:57pm On Jun 23, 2012
undecided undecided
Education / Re: 47 First Class Graduates From Delta State Get N5 Million Each by Phate07(m): 9:07pm On Jun 02, 2012
miteolu: The beneficiaries were given N5 million each to engage in any study of their endeavours after being assured of automatic employment with the state government at the end of their studies.



The state governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan who released the fund to the state’s scholarship board for onward disbursement to the students promised to continue to fund scholarship scheme to encourage excellence in tertiary institutions in the state.

In his address, the state’s Commissioner for Higher Education, Professor Hope Eghagha said that the sum of over N296 million approved for the 2011 first class scholarship scheme was for five existing awardees and 47 new ones.

Prof Eghagha noted that the scholarship scheme was given out on merit just as he explained that nobody lobbied for it.

One of the beneficiaries, Mr. Michael Chijuka, who spoke on behalf of his colleagues thanked the state government for the kind gesture and promised that they would utilize the opportunity given them judiciously.

The governor also explained that the scholarship scheme was put in place to help build human capital and instil academic discipline in higher institutions.
source(http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/06/47-first-class-graduates-from-delta.html?

Is it just me or are they only females in this pic?
Romance / Re: Why Do People Actually Get Married? by Phate07(m): 9:05pm On Jun 02, 2012
dokunbam:
As ur parent
undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Nairaland Best Couple Of The Month (Picture) by Phate07(m): 9:04pm On Jun 02, 2012
Weird world.
Romance / Re: Why Do People Actually Get Married? by Phate07(m): 7:53pm On May 30, 2012
I get the gist now, apparently nobody knows the reason why. Hmm. undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do People Actually Get Married? by Phate07(m): 7:25pm On May 29, 2012
Okay people, i need answers. And fast! sad
Romance / Why Do People Actually Get Married? by Phate07(m): 1:42pm On May 29, 2012
Considering the large number of marriage problems encountered by married folks, many other single boys and girls are still willing to dive headlong into the murky waters of matrimony mostly without knowing what's at stake. [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXNEvybeJf3Ed7s-tpACX_f53YqisWxiqqK_yScEBFiLaPlDMl8YjkE7Q[/img]

According to the CDC, 50% of marriages do end in divorces.

Number of marriages: 2,077,000
Marriage rate: 6.8 per 1,000 total population
Divorce rate: 3.4 per 1,000 population (44 reporting States and D.C.)

So am trying to find out(purely for research purposes) why people do marry and willing to spend the rest of their miserable existence with one person. Why do people get married?

For love? (i dont even know what this means these days)

For money? (very possible)

For children? (how about adopting)

For sex? (crap, you can get this from any LovePeddler at the corner)

Mutual depency or some other bullshit

For the single ladies and gents, what are your thoughts(or lack of them) on this matter?

For the married folks here, dont feel slighted in any bit, but could you please provide us insights on why you got married in the first place and what possible benefits have you derived from or through your marriage. And also do share with us if you have ever felt the urge to stab your partner at night or do something horrible.


Pls note: This is not an attack on the marriage institution and should not be perceived as such.

Cheers! wink

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