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Its all about me, myself and i. ![]() |
Are you speaking in tongues? ![]() |
Ok, ma'am, keep playing hard to get. I'll still wait. ![]() |
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=540560.msg7041331#msg7041331 date=1288375436] lol sorry o. The boy engulfs everything. With the way he eats and the fact that he doesn't exercise you'd think he's be fat but instead he's leaned and toned.[/quote] He should exercise more, it is good for the body. As for me, i normally do atleast 20push-ups each morning and also bench weights when am near one. How's your friend keeping lean and fit if he does not exercise regularly? Maybe he's not eating foods rich in fat. Or maybe he just has a fast body metabolism that converts the food into energy without storing it as fat. |
Ok ma'am, enough about me. Will you marry me? I swear, i'll be loyal! ![]() |
No ma'am, dont compare me to no one. Am unique! I eat to live not live to eat. I love only good food, truss me. ![]() |
Specialist900: I officially started work at goggles ganja farm some couple of weeks back. ![]() |
Ma'am, you are a very difficult employee-to-be! Must i remind you that our institution\clinic has the highest rate of customer satisfaction. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy110.gif And we also have employee well-being and happiness at heart. Sec and Spec can attest to this! ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy014.gif |
Ok bro, you win! You have a thousand and one personalities. What's next? ![]() Btw, what do you know about Psychology? ![]() |
It is no biggie sis, it'll pass right over. Though i dont play with my stomach, i know when to call it quits. My future wifey must have a profound understanding of the culinary arts. ![]() |
We also have free transportation to/from work. ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport014.gif And all-round security for ya protection. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport011.gif |
We also have free transportation to/from work. ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport014.gif And all-round security for ya protection. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport011.gif |
Ok ma'am, how much do you want? Please, below 7 digits. ![]() We also have free pepsis. ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink014.gif Hope you dont smoke. Sowy ma'am, smoking is not allowed. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool10.gif |
Ehmm bro, am a lover not a fighter! I just love the soup. I swear! ![]() |
It does not mean. It depends on current locale. Where i am now, all those delicacies are not available. ![]() |
Omolola1: Ok Lola, is that swahili for 'i want to be marketing strategist'? Say it and it is all yours. And the pay is good ma'am, truss me. ![]() https://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12109/smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-028.gif |
Amina ma'am, am still available. I'll be loyal, i promise. ![]() |
Ma'am, you dont want love. Maybe this is what you want. ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink014.gif |
Ok Amina, i want to make it official. Will you marry me? ![]() https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-love019.gif |
Ma'am, dont you want love? I'll be loyal! |
Ma'am, 190 has a dozen wives and 111 children. I have only 2 and am loyal. Will you love me? ![]() |
Vanpersie, bro how do you manage to control all you different personas? ![]() Btw, did you notice that 3 of those names are online right now? Bro, next time you want to get high do pls find good coke. Or do contact me for some cool ganja. ![]() |
Ok ma'am, can i love you? I'll be loyal. |
Ok. Too many suitors. |
Sec and Spec, worry not about Lola, she'll come to terms. ![]() Our marketing outreach is moving along according to budget. No problems from that side. ![]() |
Ok ma'am, if you say so. But you might miss out, cos we are now going international. ![]() |
Ok. Am doubling the salary! ![]() Ehmm, Sec could you pls check if there's a place for our Lola in the office? ![]() As for 190, he'll be the security guard, since he loves strolling. ![]() |
Ma'am, all i can offer is love. But i can take you to Dubai. ![]() Ma'am will you love me? |
Ma'am, i'll be loyal. Will you love me? ![]() |
Okay ma'am, will you let me love you soup? ![]() |
Am a lover not a fighter ma'am. I love uha soup. I swear! ![]() |
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I swear, i'll be loyal! 