Yesterday at about 5pm NDLEA officers unlawful arrest and arrest my mom who is a chemist and certified Senior Community Health Worker (CHEW) or popularly known as nurses, their excuse was that she augmentine and chloroquine were seen in her bedroom. It began when they came and search the chemist but found no contraband in there they proceeded to her bedroom without even search warrant after then she was in detention since yesterday until this evening around 5-30pm making a total 24hrs unjust and unlawful detention.

Does the NDLEA concerns itself with such drugs, isn't hard drugs there main focus? My family will not let this pass, we will write a petition till justice is done. I just wish for a wider audience to hear this.

I saw a post on nairaland comparing mandela and martin luther king to Nnamdi Kanu, its an insult to the legacy of those people he is not fit to be giving that honor. He is using violence and force to gain what he want, why call Nigeria zoo? Has mandela or martin luther king ever insulted the white man?. Think Before You Post.


I Know some biafrans will start pouring insults on me but all I have to say anyone who insults some bodies parent does not know the value of his parent.

Looking Good Mr President

Na vex I dey so oh, haba arsenal I gav dem straight win fah if too say dem win I 4 be #150000 rich naw!
Imagine west brom has 6.75 odd n arsenal 1.70 I pick arsenal n now see wat dey hv does.

#WhereIfitBorrowTimeMachine

Parents don't talk to guys abt keeping virginity or stay clear off girls, but reverse is d case for girls.
Why?

FP

STC

[i][/i]Its a sure win for madrid, score will be Real madrid 4-3 Barcelona.
#NoMercy

Real madrid 3-2 Barcelona

Gays get 14 yrs in jail.two gays are sent to a prison filled with other imprisoned gays..A beg,is that imprisonment or Honey moon?

A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said... GIRL: Hello ma MUM: The place is silent, whr r u? GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o GIRL: I was admitted MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing) GIRL: Mama na Malaria o MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz take it serious o GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur four years over there in Jesus name. Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!! Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.

u call DAT sexy? I prefer moderately endowed gals not D's pigs

choi D's guy ugly oh, hu is Davido abeg I don't him, na celeb?

G-A-Ybriel alert, I will be come a vigilante n start hunting down D's f*ggots animals, putting a bullet in 2 dai skull should send a msg

u r gay already why use d term temporarily fsggot ass nigga gerrout of here u damn soul, curseth thing

Sometimes wen I read d twits of our celebrity home and abroad it makes wonder do they jus type d first DAT comes to mind or is it DAT das d best dey can do? n some people will also be copying thinking its creativity. Cmon to update status na problem, speak during interview some naija music artist na problem for dem.
Looking at meek mill post got me thinking wtf is D's dude trying to say Yo! maybe someone can explain

the poster below me jus drank burantashi

the rate at which people r using d Bible verses, events and men of God in d bible to make jest of, is is alarming, is it DAT u ran out of jokes or wat, from my book of biuble stories a few month back to D's now, u will answer for it one day keep taking things like D's as jokes

ok

None, crime na crime

are we suppose to laugh or comment?

I have seen plenty abeg joor, becus say u no gt gal no mean say all of dem r d same my friend grow up ya all.......all d gals I dated r faithful till d end

u said 11 facts, r u high or something, maybe u forgot how to count mumu, ode, Nigerians n deir superstitious believe ember month indeed

hehe Friday n saturday

very funny.......d poster below is under d influence

I notice most guys posting in D's romance section have low self esteem or are desperate to have a gf in other words day r loners, y du u need some one to rate u before u feel god abt ya self, I guess you r d solution to ya problem, how u ask? let me put it D's way for you n u thank me later for solving ya problems.
First of all you are desperate which basically means you are trying to hard to get a gf n will do anything to have one, das bad becus, gals can see DAT in a man n trust dey hate DAT, for one reason is DAT dere will be no alpha male in d relationship which means she x in control n gals don't like men like dat.
Secondly guys like u r desperate for a gf so which means any gal u see u will try to ask her out n not want to make her friend or at least get her to know u better basically every gal u meet on social media after two days of chat u try to ask her out, wtf it doesn't work like DAT OK, mk d gal fall in love wit u before u ask her out nigga.
Thirdly I think u need to improve on your conversation skills bro.
Nigga I myt sound hash but Itss d fvcking truth, u r good looking but its not looks DAT get d gal but attitude n how manly u can be, wen next asking a gal out no more Mr nice guy say wats is on ya mind don't care if she gets offended don't say too much sorry. peace m out

your shape tho, no curves at all

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of time. He runs after it.
2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from
ChuckNorris
3. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed
because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4. If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick
Justin Bieber's ass.
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of
life.
6. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to
tell
him yet.
7. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear
of
Chuck Norris is called Logic
8. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had
to
start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
9. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
10. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
11. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that
truck is
now known as Optimus Prime.
12. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
13. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
ChuckNorris.
14. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
15. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
16. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
17. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
18. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known
today
as Giraffes.
19. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish
enough to attack him.
20. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
21. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain
and
agony ..................the rattle snake died
22. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows
to
live.
23. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the
Earth down.
24. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck
Norris.
25. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
26. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
27. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
28. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
29. Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
30. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris
pajamas.
31. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
32. Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second
place
looks like.
33. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It
wouldn't take poo from anybody.
34. Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.
35. Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
36. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
37. When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that
way.
38. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
39. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
40. Chuck Norris got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
41. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
42. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
43. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has
allowed to live.
44. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizesthe element of surprise.
45. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
46. Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
47.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
48. the dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once
49. Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what
will
happen to you if you take his spot.
50. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of time. He runs after it.

2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from ChuckNorris
3. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed
because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4. If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick
Justin Bieber's ass.
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
6. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell
him yet.
7. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of
Chuck Norris is called Logic
8. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to
start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
9. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
10. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
11. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is
now known as Optimus Prime.
12. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
13. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for ChuckNorris.
14. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
15. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
16. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
17. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
18. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today
as Giraffes.
19. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish
enough to attack him.
20. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
21. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and
agony ..................the rattle snake died
22. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to
live.
23. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the
Earth down.
24. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
25. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
26. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
27. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
28. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
29. Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
30. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
31. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
32. Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second place
looks like.
33. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It
wouldn't take shit from anybody.
34. Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.
35. Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
36. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
37. When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
38. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
39. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
40. Chuck Norris got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
41. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
42. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
43. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has
allowed to live.
44. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizesthe element of surprise.
45. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
46. Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
47.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
48. the dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once
49. Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will
happen to you if you take his spot.
50. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes