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I don't understand again.

Everything is difficult in this country this time around.

Even talking to my girlfriend. She will just be vexing anyhow

This is the kind of individual we need as a President.

Breaking her own positive records.

Not someone who travels up and down yet when returning he won't even buy bread.

I don't understand this people sef.

The good thing about APC is that they don't know what they want.

Take Yahaya Bello as a case study

This Prof sef, I don't understand you anymore.

I would have supported you but how can you want to knack her 5 times?

That's a market value of 250,000 Naira. According to island runs girls association exchange rates.

Mr Prof you are hereby stripped off all qualifications and demoted to reach at Utakara nursery school.

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I don't understand again

She should have given it to the prof.

S*x is healthy and a better way of reaching your goals faster.

I'm yet to see a lady who didn't pass her exams or get promoted at office after giving it out.

Exams are 2hrs, s*x with an old man is 30 and you'd pass.

Use your head.

My dear brother in the struggle; I don't understand anymore.

The whole nation has been abandoned.

Our Daddy travel yesterday and him no drop feeding money.

Him no tell us when him de return.

Na God hand we de.

I don't understand again sef

So even police now operate illegally.

Everything is illegal sef.

Even a Presido who declared his ambition and flew away illegally.

I don't understand again

Anything herdsmen scare me.

Good thing is that you can now use them in chasing away wicked neighbours, witches and wizards

That fan must be Katsina state.

That state has produced the highest level of mumus in recent years

I don't understand this guy sef

Boss13:
I hope you are joking because of your last sentence

I don't get. Which of the sentences?

I don't understand at all

Saudi Arabia against terrorism is like APC govt fighting against corruption.

We all know it's a lie

I don't understand this Lagos sef
How can you leave thrash for visionscope?
Abeg leave thrash for Lawma.
Lawma handles thrash lawfully including my ex girlfriends.

For me I'll go with tokunbo

Cause even Nigeria is not a brand new country

I don't understand again sef

You did well by returning the phone.

The last time someone forgot his phone in my car I decided not to return it to teach him a lesson never to be careless.

That night I couldn't sleep; I saw a thousand and one phones in my dream tormenting me to return their sister.

I decided to sow the phone as a seed in my Pastors life.

Meanwhile don't live a carefree life. Acquire a genuine piece of land and free yourself from landlord problems.

I don't understand this people anymore

2.5 billion for constitution and renovation of classrooms.

They should also extend the renovation to the lives of those girls standing tirelessly at night around New Haven.

The girls should be given a portion of land and their operations should be legalized.

They have really helped some distorted men in getting back to their right senses.

Meanwhile you can acquire a piece of land for yourself and become a landlord. Stop behaving like those girls jumping from one landlord's house to another. Call me and help yourself

I don't understand this Falz again

Today musician/lawyer
Tomorrow mc/comedian
Next tomorrow bouncer
Next week omo nile

You have to be decisive and choose a career path and stop confusing your father.

Meanwhile you can a genuine piece of land without hassles. Contact me for more info

But I don't understand again

Do we have a different prison at Ikoyi? Why is this man still having his clothes and glasses on?

Well since it's Ikoyi; it must be snowy over there.

Please acquire your own piece of land so that you wont murder your landlord over increased rent

LIES
Show us the tweet

I don't understand again o.

The only tanker and trailer park of international standard is Oshodi-Apapa expressway.

That axis up to Ijora is the most elaborate hub for tankers and trailers even the VP had to fly over the magnificent structure.

Wike please don't shatter our record here in Lagos. Meanwhile contact me to get an international standard piece of land

I don't understand again o

but Nigeria has a bright future after 2019 elections.

Meanwhile don't wait till 2019 to make your future bright.

Acquire a genuine piece of land and your generation will be proud you did

I don't understand again o

but it seems Kenya is the new fantastically corrupt nation.

Kudos Nigeria.

Meanwhile stop paying that your corrupt landlord rent every year. Acquire a genuine piece of land and become a landlord

I don't understand again o

So you both left your husbands and the wedding the write an exam?

For been brainy and beautiful I will dash two of you half plot of land to share among yourselves.

I don't understand again o

What kind of lion is this sef?

The Lion of Ubima looks more scarier than this

And the lion sef is a casket, abeg in not selling my land to this kind of people, they will transfer it to their village

I don't understand again o

The way that girl is dragging that guys shirt it's obvious she's dragging him to Nigeria.

Sister please settle your matter over there

But incase you kill him I have affordable lands where you can bury him

I don't understand again o

He used you for money and you're still alive.

You must be related to Abubakar Shekau


Please when you see that boyfriend of yours tell him I have cheap land for sale

The guys putting clothes on these ladies are doing what Christ commanded. Give clothes to the naked.

Get a land at an affordable price. You mustn't be a millionaire to be a landlord.

I don't understand this government anymore. They're just confusing the thunder that's about to strike them with their indecisiveness.

Their problem