₦airaland Forum

What have they been able to keep in good shape?

Ordinary twitter they can't maintain.

My ex girl who had no sense then is managing 4 twitter accounts.

APC as an organization can't manage 1

Front page please

lol

50 naira is worth fighting for.

When I was dating Obiageli; I always had 50 naira on me cos that's the highest she would ask for.

Who knows maybe either the conductor or passenger is Oby's new catch.

lol

Nigerian politicians and the word "shocking".

They use that word anyone. Little wonder why our transformers don't shock cable thieves.

Their lives are a shock to them.

How many Nigerians can throw a stone at Buhari?

Old man like you will be telling cheap kindergarten lies

lol

I don't take whatsapp call serious.

Wanna prove to me I'm important? Spend some money not megabyte.

OP seems she gives you like no one does.

That hole can make a man shift gear from 1 to 5 without applying clutch. Its all miracle

I'm not my girlfriends boyfriend.
I'm her church member,
She thinks I'm a fool,
After every service I prove to her that I'm not a fool.

I prefer to be a lazy guy in a relationship than a thorn in my boyfriend's flesh.

The last girl I dated; Bukola omo alata (pepper seller).

(Bukky I no go ever forgive you)

That girl show me pepper

Sahara pepper. That one no de digest

Believe me; this show is just over hyped.

Lacks content just like the brain of a President

Abeg Rivers wahala is too much for Nigeria to bear

I'm giving them out to Cameroun.

Let them go and disturb Paul Biya.

Buhari blames everybody for his non performance.

Soon he'll blame Lord Lugard for coming down here.

FOLYKAZE:
You are intelligent but do not know what dry port is. You even think writing in caplock would make you sound reasonable, heck you failed. In another time when you are confused and lost like this, you should consult google and try to learn new thing instead of making fool of yourself on a public forum. Goodnight

Lol. You sound frustrated.

Go get some humour.

My neighbours wife is here with me.

We just passed through the valley we're heading to the land of greener pastures.

Its good to be an owl when you've got a dove by your side.

FOLYKAZE:
Ignorance has eaten up this one brain. Nothing left up there.

I'M MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOUR MINUTE BRAIN CAN EVER IMAGINE.

DON'T TAKE ANYTHING YOU SEE HERE TOO SERIOUS

He just shared you guys some money to go erect statues of your choices in your home town.

Dry port?
Ships now move on land.
I hope LASTMA checks if the captain put on their seat belts

See why I hate court marriages.

Marriage is an investment to the woman and a liability to the man.

That's why I love traditional marriages.

I divorce you. You return all my yam, palm wine, goats, hen and money.

I never loose as a man because I must have drilled your hole to accommodate 4 airbus A380

The youths should take over in all spheres of
leadership

Since the 74 year old wizard assumed the head of witchery in my village no witch has been able to fly at night.

I'm taking that man's position soon. Been long I went to europe at night

Last time I checked Jagaban was still the emperor.

That his cap is now a crown

My lodge mate died when I told him he was a stupid boy

These ones are street urchins.

The real ones are untouchable

Gays are the most courageous set of humans on earth

They experience heartbreaks and rejections daily but they are relentless in their quest.

I pray it remains so.

We can't have useless set of people achieving their dreams

I love transgender men.
They make me stronger.
Iron sharpeneth iron

I'm a Pastor.
I tell my members the truth.
Give to the Pastor and it shall be given unto you

My brother you're not stuck in between the hole of a needle; you're stuck in between the hole of alhaja's legs.

Believe me; Alhaja's are the best because they are always holy

Cling to her like she's oxygen and if you're wise enough like me, make her go gaga and believe me she'll take you to the holy land and you too will become holy.

I'm currently dating one now and she calls me Alhaji.

I'm a pilot and I'd fly whenever I deem fit.

I'm always up in the air, the weather knows me and moreover I'm from Edo state

OP, mother is trying to protect you from calling your wife aunty or madam in few years to come.

Your wife owns the house and probably gives money for upkeep like Okon the houseman.

Mr man go and look for a job or join gee boys. One must pay you.

You don't love that lady, you love her money and I'm reporting you to her.