₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,229 members, 8,429,930 topics. Date: Friday, 19 June 2026 at 04:06 PM

Toggle theme

Phayvoursky's Posts

Nairaland ForumPhayvoursky's ProfilePhayvoursky's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 56 pages)

FashionDoes This Mixture Lighten The Skin? by phayvoursky(op): 4:56am On Sep 12, 2015
I came across an old friend of mine recently and he was looking lightened up. He disclosed to me that he used Ori (shea butter) and funbact a to get that result.

I'd like to know more from people who have used or heard of it and also the implications.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Money Must Not Waste ,nigerians Are Creative by phayvoursky(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2015
I SMELL POVERTY HOVERING AROUND THERE
Nairaland GeneralRe: Can A 19 Year Hold HND Holder Start Looking For A Job? by phayvoursky(m): 10:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
CrazyMan:
Is it possible to acquire HND at the age of 19...I doubt that.

So you're telling us that you finished your secondary school at the age of 13, gained admission at the age of 14, finished your ND at 16, did your IT at 17, then acquired your HND certificate at 19...I find this story hard to believe biko.
IT'S POSSIBLE. WHEN I GOT ADMITTED TO THE UNIVERSITY; I MET A GIRL WHO WAS 20 AND SHE WAS IN THE GRADUATING SET.

IT WAS HARD TO BELIEVE SHE WAS ACTUALLY 20.

THE BROKE HER DOWN AND RE-MOLDED HER.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Nab Boko Haram’s Major Drugs, Logistics Suppliers — Army (Photos by phayvoursky(m): 10:05pm On Sep 08, 2015
I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THE MEN SHOWN IN THESE PICTURES WORK FOR BOKO HARAM.

CIGARETTES AND MOST OF THOSE DRUGS CAN BE GOTTEN EASILY IN MOST NIGERIAN PHARMACHES AND CHEMISTS.

WHAT TECHNIQUE WAS APPLIED TO VERIFY IF THESE MEN ARE BOKO HARAM COHORTS?

NIGERIAN ARMY AND 18TH CENTURY APPROACH IN COMBATING TERROR.
RomanceRe: 4 Signals A Friendship Has Gone Wrong (and What To Do Next) by phayvoursky(m): 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2015
NA WA O.

THIS RELATIONSHIP TALKS THESE DAYS DON TOO MUCH.

IF YOU GET GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND NA WAHALA. IF YOU NO GET; SOMEONE WILL PUT UP A POST SAYING IT'S CAUSE OF LOW SELF ESTEEM.

SOON CHARLES NNEJI WILL COME OUT WITH AN EPISTLE ON HOW TO APPROACH, ROMANCE, DUMP AND FORGET A LADY.

WHO RELATIONSHIP DON HELPhuh
RomanceRe: Pic: Who Comes First In A Man's Life? by phayvoursky(m): 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
MOM
WIFE/DAUGHTER
IS THERE ANY TYPE OF FEMALE CALLED BABY MAMA?
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: Villagers Play On Snooker Made From Clay Using Cucumber As Balls by phayvoursky(m): 9:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
FINE
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Train In Port-Harcourt Ahead Of Match Against Niger (Photos by phayvoursky(m): 10:24am On Sep 08, 2015
I CAN SEE CARL IKEME THERE.

HE IS THE ONLY REASON I'LL BE WATCHING THAT GAME.
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Oshiomhole Must Apologise To Nigerians, Say CSOs by phayvoursky(m): 8:51am On Sep 08, 2015
THESE ARE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT ARE ALLOWED TO SPEAK FREELY IN THIS GOVERNMENT.

A GOVERNMENT WHERE ILLITERATES WHO SPEAK WITHOUT SENSES OF REASONING ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM THE PREMISES OF GOVERNMENT HOUSES.

APC AND LIES = BREAD AND BUTTER
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I’ll Name My Ministers This Month by phayvoursky(m): 8:06am On Sep 08, 2015
IF HE KNEW THE ECONOMIC IMPORTANCE OF HAVING MINISTERS WORKING WITH HIM; HE'D HAVE DONE THE NEEDFUL.


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN AN UNEDUCATED IS AT THE HELM OF AFFAIRS.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Replies Critics: I Have Declared My Assets Four Times Since 1974 by phayvoursky(m): 7:42am On Sep 08, 2015
omowolewa:
PMB rely tried, it takes a highly displine leader in Nigeria to declare his asset. GEJ nearly did

To me, PMB's greatest asset is integrity.
MAKE I HEAR WORD.


DID YOU SEE ANY ASSET CALLED INTEGRITY IN HIS DECLARATION.

YOU HAVE REFUSED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Replies Critics: I Have Declared My Assets Four Times Since 1974 by phayvoursky(m):
WHO ARE THESE ONES CHANTING INTEGRITY HERE AND THERE.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GO LOOK NOT FOR JUST THE DICTIONARY MEANING BUT THE BIBLICAL OR QURANIC MEANING OF THAT WORD.

WHAT KEPT HIM BACK FROM DECLARING HIS ASSETS SINCE HE ASSUMED OFFICE THREE MONTHS AGO. THE NATION DEMANDED HIS ASSETS BE DECLARED IMMEDIATELY HE ASSUMES OFFICE WHICH IS THE NORM.

A PRESIDENT OF INTEGRITY WILL HARKEN TO THE VOICE HIS PEOPLE TO PROVE HE HAS THEM AT HEART.

A PRESIDENT OF INTEGRITY WON'T OPERATE A ONE MAN DICTATIVE GOVERNMENT NOR RULE WITH PROPAGANDA.

I ALSO READ LATELY OF HIS UNDISCLOSED SHARES IN PANALPINA WHICH WAS OUTRIGHTLY LEFT OUT IN HIS DECLARATION. WHICH PRESIDENT WITH INTEGRITY WILL DO THESE?

APC AND LIES ARE LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fatal Trailer Accident @ Tincan 1st Gate Apapa...photos(viewers Discretion) by phayvoursky(m): 12:27am On Sep 08, 2015
THE LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED IN ENFORCING MOST OF IT'S IMPLEMENTED TRAFFIC LAWS.

I RECALL THAT A LAW WAS IMPLEMENTED BARRING MOTORCYCLES FROM FEDERAL ROADS BUT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES WHOSE RESPONSIBILITIES ARE TO ENFORCE THESE LAWS ARE THE ONES ENCOURAGING THE CRIMES.

THIS ROUTE IS MOSTLY PLIED BY TRAILERS AND BIKE RIDERS, WHICH THE POLICE AND LASTMA OFFICIALS SHOULD TAKE SERIOUS; RATHER, THEY EXTORT MONEY FROM THESE MEN AND SET THEM ON THE COURSE TO THEIR UNTIMELY DEATH.

I THINK THE POLICE AND LASTMA OFFICERS SHOULD BE RE-ORIENTED AND QUALIFICATION TO BEEN AN OFFICER IN ANY OF THESE AGENCIES SHOULD BE A MINIMUM OF NCE.
PoliticsRe: Nairalander With Vice President Of Guyana by phayvoursky(m): 9:44pm On Sep 06, 2015
THIS KIND VICE-PRESIDENT WEY BE LIKE LOCAL GOVERNMENT CHAIRMAN.


RIDE ON NAIRALANDER
PoliticsRe: Lopsided Appointments: Northern Elders Release List Of Jonathan’s Appointees by phayvoursky(m): 11:07am On Sep 06, 2015
criminalmindz:
friends and colleagues from every part of the nation and some of my best friends are not even from my side of the country.

However, recent events are making me to have a deeper reflection and I wish we- Southerners in this instance- can have some kind of introspection. Out of 25 appointments made so far, 18 are from the North, 3 are from the South West, 4 are from the South South while the South East has ZERO appointments. A tweet which I saw today stated that “southerners are only competent when it’s time for elections but northerners are competent in terms of governance” and this made the following thoughts run through my mind:

1. Only Southerners have been accusing fellow Southerners of corruption. Oshiomole has been attacking Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as if Ngozi turned down his marriage proposal. The same Oshiomole tried to make nonsense of Akinwumi Adeshina’s successes in the agriculture sector. Ambode tried to pull Fashola down and successfully smeared him with stains. Maybe that’s why Fashola did not get the Chief of Staff role. I’m yet to see a Northerner accuse another Northerner of corruption, even when they belong to different parties. The closest a Northerner got was when the new Kano State Governor attacked Rabiu Kwankaso but he quickly sheathed his sword and even disowned previous reports of attacks. Why are we like this?

2. Are Southerners the only ones who are corrupt? Were there no northerner heading the ministries and parastatals? Did the outgone Comptroller-General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko not have an alleged case of certificate forgery but he still served out his tenure until he resigned voluntarily? I’m not in support of corruption under any guise but the fight against corruption must not be seen to be sectional.

3. How come it’s easier for the President to believe that Sanni Abacha was not corrupt in spite of recovered loot while it is so easy for him to believe Goodluck Jonathan is irredeemably corrupt?

4. I still remember that aside from God, Tinubu made Tambuwal what he is today. The same Tambuwal would later call Femi Gbajabiamila ‘incompetent’ and rated Dogara as more competent. The same Tambuwal was propped up by Tinubu, a Southerner against a fellow Southerner, Mulikat Akande. Obasanjo was very key to denying Goodluck Jonathan a second term. A good number can still recall how OBJ tore his PDP membership card in public glare. The Northerners find it easy to support themselves but we are always pulling ourselves down. Babangida Aliyu, Sule Lamido and all the other Northern Governors including the former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu often times refused to campaign for Goodluck Jonathan openly and many times even espoused the virtues of the opposing candidate on the rostrum!

5. Southern leaders and Presidents pull down Southern business men but prop up Northern ones. How many people still remember how Obasanjo ran Mike Adenuga out of town but both Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan made Aliko Dangote what he is today. No northern leader goes against their own. I dare to put it on record that President Buhari will never go against Aliko Dangote for any reason.

6. How come OBJ pardoned Salisu Buhari, the ex-Speaker who forged his credentials and he later was given an appointment as a Governing Council member of a University and heavens did not fall- but when Goodluck Jonathan pardoned Alamieyeseigha it became one of the major issues counted against him? Is there one rule for some and another rule for others?

7. We find it easy to raise our voices in support of the deportation of Buruji Kashamu but have no qualms with Atiku Abubakar strutting around the corridors of power.

8. Only Southerners find it so easy to abuse their elders when they voice opinions not in tandem with the popular opinion. We find it easy to diss Afenifere elders and call them ‘Afenifebi’ while hurling expletives and curses at them. We even abuse our kings and priests. Northerners will never abuse an Emir no matter how unpopular what he said is. Can you imagine any Northerner raising his voice against the Sultan? In spite of Tanko Yakassai, Balarabe Musa and Dangiwa Umar’s perceived support for Jonathan, northern youths did not abuse them. But our own youths run down our elders on social media while our educated elite also support the act.

These are some of the thoughts that have been running through my mind. I don’t pretend to have all the answers and I do this at the risk of being labelled an ethnic bigot. The point however is that Southerners have to get their acts right. We have to put our house in order. The bickering must stop. Let’s engage our emotional intelligence. Let’s not allow others to exploit our tendency to self-destruct.
ALL CORRECT SIR.

THIS HAMMER IS TOO BIG.
CelebritiesRe: Mrs Tonto Dikeh Churchill Regrets Not Learning How To Cook With Her Step Mum by phayvoursky(m): 5:51pm On Sep 05, 2015
WHAT WOULD I BE MARRYING A LADY THAT CAN'T COOK FOR?


ANY LADY THAT CAN'T COOK CAN'T DEFINITELY KEEP HER HOME.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo And His Beautiful Wife (photo) by phayvoursky(m): 5:44pm On Sep 05, 2015
SHEY YOU GO LOVE HER FOREVER LIKE YOU SAID IN YOUR SONG.


DON JAZZY IF YOU DON'T GET MARRIED BEFORE THE END OF THIS YEAR... MAKE I NO TALK FIRST.
CelebritiesRe: Enita Odugbemi: I Thank God For Giving Me Very Big Boobs (Photos) by phayvoursky(m): 5:33pm On Sep 05, 2015
LATELY THESE YORUBA ACTRESSES (ASHEWOS) HAVE BEEN IN THE NEWS FOR SEX RELATED MATTERS.

IT'S EITHER THEY ARE ADVERTISING THEIR PADDED UP LONDON BRIDGE HAS FALLEN BOOBS OR THEIR LOOSE CUNT.

WELL; WHAT ELSE CAN COME OUT OF THESE ACTRESSES WHEN THEY KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY AND SOME USELESS FILM MAKERS WHO CAN'T TRANSLATE YORUBA TO GOOD ENGLISH TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THESE ILLITERATE ACTRESSES.

CAN ANYTHING GOOD COME OF THESE GIRLS EXCEPT MY BOOBS ARE BIG AND I LOVE TO HAVE S.EX EVERY SECOND.
FoodRe: Question Of The Day: Is Sugarcane A Fruit Or Vegetable? by phayvoursky(m): 5:00pm On Sep 04, 2015
booked
PoliticsRe: Camel Leads Soldiers Out For Early Morning Exercise In Lagos. by phayvoursky(m): 10:48am On Sep 04, 2015
OK. SEEN IT. MILKISH WHITE IN COLOUR.
CrimeRe: Godwin Nwaofor Cheated Pensioners Out Of £5m Life Savings In London by phayvoursky(m): 7:06pm On Sep 03, 2015
mikketech:
and your saying means?
THAT STATEMENT ISN'T A PROVERB.
IT'S SELF EXPLAINED.
PoliticsRe: South Africa's Johannesburg Tops Africa Millionaires List by phayvoursky(m):
WHAT MEASURES WERE EMPLOYED IN COMING UP WITH THAT STATISTICS.


TO MY BEST OF KNOWLEDGE; A MILLIONAIRE IS SOMEONE WHOSE ASSETS AND LIABILITIES EXCEEDS OR EQUALS 1,000,000.

FIRSTLY; TAKING FROM THAT EXPLANATION. ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN NAIRA IS ROUGHLY TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILLION NAIRA (I STAND TO BE CORRECTED) WHICH MANY NIGERIANS LIVING IN AND OUT OF LOFTY PLACES POSSESS BOTH IN ASSETS AND LIABILITIES

SECONDLY; CONSIDERING THE LARGE POPULATION, LARGE MARKET, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND NOT FORGETTING THE HIGH LEVEL OF CORRUPTION; MAKING SUCH MONEY ISN'T A TASK FOR THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO CUT THESE CORNERS.

IN MY OPINION NIGERIA POSSESSES A HIGH LEVEL OF DOLLAR MILLIONAIRES THAN ANY OTHER AFRICAN NATION AND COME TO THINK OF IT; NIGERIA IS HOME TO THE WEALTHIEST AFRICAN AND MANY OTHER WEALTHY MEN. SO THE WEALTH PYRAMID IS EXPECTED TO FALL EVENLY TO THE LOW DOLLAR INCOME EARNERS,


MY ONE MILLION DOLLAR SENTIMENT.
CrimeRe: Godwin Nwaofor Cheated Pensioners Out Of £5m Life Savings In London by phayvoursky(m): 6:15pm On Sep 03, 2015
WHO SPENDS MORE THAN AN IBO MAN?
Nairaland GeneralRe: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by phayvoursky(m): 6:50am On Sep 02, 2015
xreal:
Hmmm!
My Benin people.
Oba atokpe ee, itse!
YOUR STUPIDITY COMES IN MANY COLOURS.

Nairaland GeneralRe: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by phayvoursky(m): 6:44am On Sep 02, 2015
WHAT AN AWKWARD BELIEF. LITTLE WONDER THE BENINOIS ARE SO BACKWARD IN AFRICA.
PoliticsRe: One Dies And Many Collapsed As Electricity Supply Was Interrupted In San Diego. by phayvoursky(m): 5:06am On Sep 01, 2015
With such a moniker, your story can't be true.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo ( The Killing Of I.p.o.b Biafra Members In Onitsha) by phayvoursky(m): 8:21am On Aug 31, 2015
THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN WILL SPRING FORTH IN IT'S DUE TIME.

MEANWHILE; HERE IS WHAT MAJOR GENERAL ROBERT ADEYINKA ADEBAYO; THE THEN MILITARY GOVERNOR OF THE DEFUNCT WESTERN REGION HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BIAFRA WAR.



"I need not tell you what horror, what devastation and what extreme human suffering will attend the use of force. When
it is all over and the smoke and dust have lifted, and the dead are buried, we shall find, as other people have found, that it has all been futile, entirely futile, in solving the problems we set out to solve."

GOD BLESS BIAFRA.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Charles Okeke, The Nigerian Man Who Survived For Two Years Without A Heart by phayvoursky(m): 4:12am On Aug 31, 2015
A GREAT TESTIMONY
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Words You Shoud Avoid To Sound Smarter by phayvoursky(m): 10:07pm On Aug 29, 2015
I HONESTLY THINK YOU AIN'T SMART OP.

NO SMARTASS COMES UP WITH THIS POO
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Nigeria Policewoman (photos) by phayvoursky(m): 1:39pm On Aug 29, 2015
I PITCHED MY TENT HERE IMMEDIATELY I SAW LALASTICLALA VIEWING THIS THREAD.


DOES LALASTICLALA EVER COMMENT ON A THREAD?



BACK TO THE TOPIC. IF PMB COULD APPOINT AN EX MILITARY OFFICER TO HEAD CUSTOMS THINKING CORRUPTION WOULD DROP.

I THINK HE SHOULD TOW THAT SAME LINE IN APPOINTING AN EX COMPTROLLER IN FIRE SERVICE TO HEAD THE POLICE.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Are Silly..read by phayvoursky(m): 11:45pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Wlc.

Goodnight.
[/size]
ONE BIG FAMILY

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 56 pages)