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GEJ till Nnaemeka can pronounce "Parallelogram".

Your mate "WIZKID" though wiser than you is making good use of his life...

At your teen age na girl de hungry you... NONSENSE.

COME MAKE I TEACH YOU ALGEBRA. WAEC IS AROUND THE CORNER.

LET'S LEAVE THESE "I CAN'T DO THIS TALK AND THE LIKES".


THE GUY WAS "JILTED" CAN'T YOU READ.


SOME OF US HERE WOULD DO WORSE THAN HE DID.

WELL IT'S LIFE. IT WAS DESTINED TO HAPPEN.

TeskyMan:
Borrowed .........

THE MANY 'FAULTS' OF BUHARI

By Elvis Iyorngurum

Is it truly the fault of Buhari that so many things have gone wrong leaving Nigeria in a state of stinking mess? Let's do a count.

1. Buhari attempted to smuggle Umaru Dikko from the UK to Nigeria that is why our exchange rate has fallen to N213 to $1.

2. Buhari is old that is why GEJ's government stole $40Billion of our oil revenue and N1trillion through a petroleum subsidy scam, in just a year! We do not know how much they have stolen in total as of today. They also stole over N40Billion pensions fund, over N800Billion SURE-P funds...the list goes on and on. All because Buhari is old. If Buhari were young, America would know because it is their money.

3. Buhari does not have a school certificate that is why our otherwise brave soldiers are not armed but pushed to the war front to be killed and disgraced by Boko Haram and then mocked around the world by the NSA. He said our dear soldiers are cowards, they do not need sophisticated arms to fight Boko Haram.

4. Buhari was a dictator that is why GEJ's government murdered 17 graduates in a scam NIS recruitment ritual and no one has been held responsible for it.

5. Buhari does not smile that is why Boko Haram slaughtered 2000 people in Baga and our Emperor did not give a damn, they have annexed over 30,000 sq km of our territory, an area that is bigger than Denmark and our so-called C-in-C cannot dare to visit those places. They have slaughtered over 38,000 Nigerians and as of this morning, he is yet to give a damn.

6. Buhari is not women-friendly that is why GEJ's government spent over N4trillion on security, yet we are daily overrun by a ragtag terrorist group and our security apparatus is exclusively securing members of emperor GEJ's government and their friends, while the masses are left to their own fate.

7. Buhari cannot remember his phone number that is why our foreign reserve has been depleted from $66Billion to $35Billion under Emperor GEJ's rule from 2011 - date, our Sovereign Wealth Fund has vanished, our Excess Crude Account keeps depleting mysteriously and they can't account for what is happening to our resources.

8. Buhari's running mate is a Pastor with 5000 churches that is why Emperor Jonathan's government refused to rescue our 219 daughters that were abducted from Chibok by Boko Haram and incited the nation against them by lying that their abduction is a scam. Their families are still living in pain while you cannot imagine the horror the innocent girls are being subjected to everyday of their lives. How would you feel if your daughter or sister was among the girls?

9. Buhari is sick that is why Emperor Jonathan is arming a private army being built by ex-militants with N6Billion monthly under the cover of securing our oil installations, meanwhile the level of crude oil theft today is higher than ever before. They're stealing over 400,000 barrels of crude oil EVERYDAY! Note that Ghana as a nation exports only 200,000 barrels per day.

10. Buhari is not a Nigerian that is why Emperor Jona commissioned some archaic political trains in Makurdi and the next day they were all evacuated to another town for another commissioning. This shameless scamming spree of this government would not have been possible if Buhari were a Nigerian.

11. Buhari did not attend the interdenominational end of year thanksgiving service in Lagos with his wife that is why civil servants are being owed salaries, there is so much suffering, fear, poverty, insecurity and hopelessness all across our country today.

The list of Buhari's faults that have made Emperor Jona's government mindlessly corrupt, weak, ineffective and clueless is inexhaustive. Add the 'faults' you can remember to the list and share with your friends and family as we get set to crown the change that is already here on FeBUHARI 14, 2015. GOD BLESS YOU and GOD BLESS NIGERIA. ‪#‎FeBUHARI‬ ‪#‎GMB15‬
elvisnigeria@yahoo.co.uk; @ElvisIyorngurum.

I don't know if this is the right phrase to use in qualifying this nonsense you put down here...


IT LACKS SUBSTANCE AND SIMPLE REASONING

PROPAGANDA.




I REFUSE TO A BUY THIS.




GEJ ALL THE WAY

THANK GOD O. FEELING ALIVE...

WE'VE SEEN MUCH OF AIT, ELECTION AND PARTISAN THREADS.



LONG LIVE HELEN PAUL

Oklander:
Doesn't disprove anything… even Buhari looks younger than the guy.

GREAT SIGNS OF MYOPIA. CHECK YOURSELF

I would have commented but I said NO.


WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE

otokx:
The platform has been compromised.

No platform was compromised.

NEDG (THE NATIONAL ELECTION DEBATE GROUP) is an apolitical group made up of unbiased men and women of different walks of life with dignified characters.

APC is crying foul play where none was made. If a transparent group like the NEDG can be regarded as "COMPROMISED" (which it has never been); then it shows he BUHARI and his likes have no good intention towards this country.

I'm not asking too much from an "I DREAMT I WAS A PRESIDENT".

#buharimustdebate

Garrithe1st:
Seconded.

Nta and AIT have been running a smear campaign on Buhari for days now, and they expect him to attend their debate after giving expo to Jonadunce..

Nonsense and Ingredient.

APC GOONS.


Always quick and swift in throwing insults and abuses.

What I'm asking for is simple.

#buharimustdebate

tosag:
You must be suffering from chronic amnesia. 2011 elections, Jonathan boycottted the presidential debate. He didn't give any excuse or apology for his absence. Some days later, he hired D'banj to conduct a debate for himself only. Guy, just forget it. Buhari is not attending any trap debate to be hosted by AIT. If Buhari attends that debate, he will loose my vote.

My brother that's your own opinion. I don't need a President who boycotts important meetings and issues. This debate should be important to Buhari. What do you even mean by "trap debate"?. He simply lacks the gut and will power to answer questions thrown at him.

Due process should be followed. All I want is #buharimustdebate

Let's keep this going and see how far it goes...




#Buharimustdebate

Only you smoke weed, smoke skunk, smoke cigar, smoke shisha

AS GEJ DON WIN; NA GODWIN

That guy left no good before o...



Lest I forget; Pastor Mouka was in owerri recently. I see where the miracle came from

Nairaland should have grown past this stage of showing me pictures of "THIS AND THAT; GENEVIEVE AND OMOTOLA: WHO'S SEXIER"?

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Vote GEJ for PEACE OF MIND AND TRANQUILITY.

MANY concerned Nigerians who are expecting General
Buhari to live up to the much touted integrity
characterization promoted by his party, are flatly let down
by the current “goat ate my homework” explanation being
proffered for his inability to do a “show me” on the matter
of his personal particulars. It is simply what it looks like,
akin to a kid telling his teacher that a goat ate his
homework to cover for his inability to do his homework
and hence has nothing to submit.

It is a fact of Nigerian history that many northern kids
were encouraged to join the “Boy’s Company” the famous
name used for the Nigerian Military School by lowering the
academic bar of entry. There is no shame in producing
whatever he scored in WASC in 1961, as he claims, to enter
the institution. It is also true that the NDA only became a
degree awarding institution much later in its history, so
the bombast about mocking the army’s credentialing
process does not fly, after all we know of people like
Odumegwu Ojukwu and many others who joined the army
with Oxford degrees, so generalizing the qualifications of
the officers of the pre-1964 sets is simply poppycock.
A weekend newspaper recently regaled Nigerians with
another whitewash, a media stunt chronicling how Buhari
attended a secondary school and how he was a school
prefect cum class monitor; one would have thought that
the spring-cleaners who were trying to airbrush his
academic destitution, will put the matter to rest by
publishing a certificate or a transcript in lieu, but it was
another let down. We know many people who attended
secondary school, but because they did not have the
appropriate finishing documents, they will never join a
queue if the requirement for joining that queue is WAEC
School certificate. Matter-of-fact, as things now stand, if
two queues were formed, one to the right and one to the
left, in which those who do not have secondary school
certificate are to stand on the right, we expect to see
General Buhari in the left queue.
We have also heard many people saying, he has contested
three times, why is it an issue this year? It is an issue
quite simply because this year the law is explicit and
previously no one cared to check, including INEC whose
obligation it is to vet personal particulars. Unlike in
previous years, the INEC form CF001 2015 which he filled
at section C expressly requires all candidates to attach
their academic qualifications. If that is the requirement of
the law, why doesn’t he simply abide by it, why all the
“dogo turenchi”!

It is quite amusing and even astonishing to see the All
Progressive Congress (APC) spokespersons squirming in
obvious discomfort as they give Nigerians the “poker-face”,
trying to express incredulity that the academic credentials
of a retired General should be questioned. The greater
incredulity is on the side of the voting public, who are
simply awestruck that the APC and General Buhari find it
easier to show the certificate or other evidentiary proof,
than to bluster. Even more shocking is the fact that one
could not only rise to be a General in the army with such
an academic chasm, but will in fact be left with the
responsibility of superintending our petroleum industry,
Presidency and further return to contest democratic
presidency!

The moment the constitutional lawyer, Tunji Abayomi
introduced the circumlocution about a rapist and how to
classify school attended according to class performance
rather than school leaving examination, the rabbit came
out of the hat. Bill Gates is famously projected as the most
popular and most successful Harvard dropout, but no one
has ever called him a Harvard graduate. If the real
explanation is that Buhari entered the army via the “Boys
Company” by affirmative exemption, why not just say it,
and let it ride. The problem with the APC’s explanation is
that this matter of trying to circumvent the law has poured
a lot of dirt on their integrity pontifications, and integrity
is like a balloon one lying prick and it is gone. The current
“goat ate my homework” explanation by Buhari and the
APC, or the referral to Baga just doesn’t stick. Or is
Buhari’s certificate in Baga? When you lie about small
things, then the big things are certainly going to be a
problem, because now, we are more likely to believe that
the denial about acting as a tribal bigot on that visit to
Agodi to confront governor Lam Adesina is another denial;
that the denial of Sharia expansionism at that seminar in
Kaduna in 2001 is merely a denial of the reality; that that
denial of the tracking of the missing 2.8 billion dollars to
private accounts in the Midland Bank in the United
Kingdom was merely a denial of the fact; that the
outstanding denial of that missing 25 billion naira at the
PTF is merely a denial of the fact; and that with these
serial denials what the APC is actually offering Nigerians is
nothing but sheer fantasies and delusions. The APC and
Buhari must therefore come clean or go home!

ThisisBuhari:
Does Gowon has his WASC Certificate?

SEE YOUR GRAMMAR??


BACK TO YOUR QUESTION: EVEN IF GOWON DOESN'T HAVE HIS CERTIFICATE; AT LEAST HE KNOWS THE FULL MEANING OF INEC

SMALL PIKIN TALK


Talks like the WIZ's AND YUNG's

Vote for "CHANGE"


Vote in series of state burials...

failBUHARI

GEJ TILL THY KINGDOM COME

I THINK A THREAD SHOULD BE PUT UP ON "HOW TO KNOW YOUR LIFE PARTNER"....


Nice write up op

We shall soon see it.

Na here the thing go even flow well

hyfr:
Mathematicians, give us your answer on this. If Mr. Jimi Agbaje who is 57 years is too old to rule Lagos state, a single state out of 36 states, using the APCistorian formula of 57>73 (57 is greater than 73) what will be the likely fate of Pa Muhammudu Buhari who is 73 years old to rule a country of 36 states?

The probability of Pa Muhammadu Buhari ruling is 0 out of 10 trials.

Read BUHARI'S NEW BOOK.

HOW TO LOOSE AN ELECTION

iWitnessng:
how does that make you pity him? He is a seasoned professional before this and will continue to be. Visit www.iwitnessng.com

Iwitness ko

Jehova witness ni


GEJ till Buhari finds his certificate

Na this Osinbajo I de pity.

After the glitz and glamour, escorts and sss around you.

Come February 15th. They will all be withdrawn

Goodluck to you
Goodluck to me
Goodluck to Nigeria


GEJ til Buhari wins BALLON D'OR

No 1: Tolu high school.

Address: Tolu school complex, Ajegunle, Lagos.

Enrolment: 12,000

Where big minds are nurtured

I HATE HOT TEA.

EnlightenedSoul:
- Milk: I can't for the life of me down a glass of milk.
- Egg yolk: only whites.
- Sweet Potatoes.
- Mayonnaise.
- Anchovies *shivers*
- Mushrooms.
- 'Live' fruit in pastries/desserts.
- CocaCola/Pepsi: ...is what I imagine battery acid tastes like.
- Coffee: There's only one blend I may crave, and it's hard to come by. TEA all the way.

MY SISTER; NA ONLY WATER YOU DE DRINK

Okra and Ogbono soup. I hate the slimy nature.

Wonderful
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