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Ow US; d people and government of Nigeria solicit with you and will help in bringing Ebola to a stop in your country.

The government of Nigeria will take steps to ensure that this outbreak does not spread out of the shores of America. This administration is capable and reliable and will deliver and stand on its grounds to combat Ebola.

We call on our friends and allies to support our fight in defeating Ebola. This government will stand by you through thick and thin.

We sincerely sympathize with you on this outbreak...

God bless Nigeria.

Wetn you de talk sef? Your post and pics makes no sense

T.A Orji of Abia State

So true. Girls are unbelievable

I rep EDO STATE. Esan to the core.

I sleep like a president. Agbada and shoes with a briefcase beside me

WHERE WILL I SPEND ETERNITY ??

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This thread won't change anything.

In an obviously ill thought out move to seem
relevant, the Nigerian broadcasting Commission
(NBC) has slammed a ban on Nigeria’s latest tune
export, ‘shoki’.

The media adviser of the NBC who spoke at a press
briefing told FNN correspondent that ” the song
‘Shoki’ which is a Yoruba slang for ‘quickie’ has
spread to other African countries and everybody is
singing what they don’t understand, even my two
year old daughter came to my room and just
started muttering ‘ahh shoki’, its a scary experience,
so we banned it”.

This directive has not gone down well with media
houses and the end consumers of the monster
banger as there was a protest in front of the NBC
office with the protester mounting massive sub-
woofer speakers and putting the deafening song on
repeat and shouting ‘Ahh Shoki’.

SOURCE

www.playnaija.com/2014/09/18/shoki-banned-nbc/#sthash.rYQ7EUHe.dpbs

Isn't that boko haram insignia on that APC? How the hell did those guys get such?

I praise the effort of the Nigerian Army. Match on gallantly and fear no evil.

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE.

Sorry; I saw your call but refused to pick....

THE PRESSURE OF BEING A BILLIONAIRE IN NIGERIA.

I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF.

MEETINGS HERE AND THERE WITH PRESIDENTS AND HEADS OF GOVERNMENT AGENCIES.

BREAKFAST IN LAGOS, LUNCH IN ACCRA, DINNER IN DUBAI.

I'M ALWAYS IN THE NEWS, PEOPLE CALLING ME NAMES AND TALKING ABOUT MY MONEY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IS IN MY ACCOUNTS. PEOPLE DISCUSS ABOUT MY PROPERTIES AND I BEGIN TO WONDER ( DO I OWN THAT TOO)

ON GROUND I MOVE IN A CONVOY. ON AIR I FLY IN AN ECHELON.

I GIVE TO THE POOR AND RICH.

I DON'T TALK IN NAIRA. DOLLARS AND POUNDS I KNOW.

PRESIDENTIAL ESCORTS FOR ME

I OWN COMPANIES IN SOUTH KOREA, CHINA, US, NIGERIA AND MANY MORE.

WELL I HARDLY KNOW WHAT I HAVE. ALL I KNOW IS MY MONEY SPREADS LIKE WILDFIRE.

IT'S A POSH LIFE; IM ADDICTED TO IT...

UniqueGem: Pls guys watz this Tramadol mainly used for? One of my guy is always taking it buh if i ask him what it does he never talks. I took it once and it made me so weak that i was on my bed a whole day and struggled to go for lecture the nex day. Pls somebody should enlighten me here. BTW; is it of diff types? Becos i can see Tramadol 400mg ,200mg here.

TMD is a narcotic like pain reliever. Works like taking opiom, rephnol and others. also its addictive. calms nerves and can also make you feel high.

kullozone: I took d whole satchet and fainted...found meself ina hospital.

Don't get addicted to it o. Took me a lot of effort before I stopped it...

Tramadol.200mg *5. dint sleep for 4 days.

babysmart: hmmmn so u dnt live in lag

I was born and brought up in Lag in the outskirts of Ajegunle. Later my family moved down to Badagry. Though I'm quoting you from school (FUT ,Owerri). Life in owerri is cool and easy. No troubles and noise like everyday lagos. Wish my family could relocate down here...

babysmart: hey y do u tink lag is f.uckd up?

hustle and bustle in lagos, jumping on and off bikes to get to destinations in time, waking up as early as 4 to beat traffic. i mean the life in lagos isn't worth it. though its a megacity but I can't live in lagos. its fkd up

FVCKED UP

Me n myself

GEJ till APC add parker to their logo...

My kid sis's first words were: Mommy, brother, up nepa and shut up....

Thanks for investigating on this. Please take your talent elsewhere...

Its a game; the smarter fellow takes it all...

LIES

Elypsis: This thread draws me bck reminiscing when I was a toddler.....my frnd and I,nuffn delights us more other than deflating my dad's car tires.....Meeeeehn the sound thrills us wella....I no wan remember the day dem catch us sha.....its was "world's beating day"naso I go call am

This one funny die. I don laugh tire...

Confusion break bone

aholiab: fasting and prayers as often as they came became a dread for us as kids. but in recent times my dad had observed that the duration for breaking fast became shorter. So one day, we were to break our fast after my younger brother had pointed to the clock (12noon) only for my dad to confirm from his wristwatch that it was just 10 o clock.

Implication! my brother had been manipulating the time whenever we were to fast.

consequence! we were made to fast till 3pm with many bad belle for the guy.

I do this one o.

I used to be scared of bathing cold water. Before bathing I'd spend more than 5 minutes rehearsing on how to pour the water on my body.

I hated bathing outside cause I felt Adaobi my neighbour would be looking at my unclothedness... so when bathing I hide my stuff.

experimentist: -Picking cigarette filters to learn how to smoke
-finishing mom's matchbox in learning how to smoke
-coming back home with a used cond0m all over my mouth blowing it up like a balloon (I received the beating of my life that day)

LOL. YOUR PROBLEM DON REACH TEN STOREYS

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

How bad. your younger bro they tidy your fk up...

Eddlad: Well here goes..

I used to take up flash light to the top of our house and throw it to the sky.......hoping to see what was behind all that darkness.

Oboy. your own don pass becareful