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Ryabcool: Jagbajantis? I still have Koleyewon on my laptop. Evergreen of life!

Yes my brother. I don't joke with songs from those times.

Wetn I wan use album do when I can have them all on my memory card? even motorists no de buy albums again; na mp3 players sure pass.

Answer to your question: bought an album last in my secondary school days when portable cd players was the order of the day (2006). an album by sound sultan....

DaVinChiSam: Chairman don't tell me you haven't heard of the new Terminator that Arnold Schumacher and Sylvester Shalom did with Mercy JohnSon? Guy you still on a Long thing

lol. true talk. directed by Tchidi Chikere

DaVinChiSam: Yes oh... That your number one point I no dey miss am...
FOOD

the good thing is white house is close to that Ozone in Sabo so I usually package Amala and Ewedu with gbegiri and Ogufe from White house and stroll into Ozone to watch terminator Part 6

Usually? Like you smuggle amala n ewedu everytime just to watch terminator 6.

YOU CAN LIE O

UNCOUNTABLE REASONS WHY JESUS IS THE GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED ON EARTH.

1. HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.

2. HE DIED AND ROSE AGAIN ON THE THIRD DAY.

3. HE BROUGHT SALVATION FREE OF CHARGE.

4. HE GIVES ETERNAL LIFE.(Hitler brought death).

5. AT THE MENTION OF HIS NAME; EVERY KNEE BOWS.

6. HE WAS AND STILL IS. EVEN BEFORE THE. FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH WAS LAID.

7. HE SEATS IN THE THRONE OF HEAVEN; VERY MUCH ALIVE AND AGILE.

8. IT HIS BY HIS GRACE WE AIN'T CONSUMED.

9. I CALL UPON HIM WITHOUT AIRTIME; HE ANSWERS.

10. SO MIGHTY IN POWER; HE TURNS THE WISDOM OF THE UNJUST TO FOOLISHNESS.

11. HE WALKED UPON THE SEA, RAISED THE DEAD, HEALED THE SICK AND MANY MORE MIRACLES.

12. IN HIS WRATH HE REMEMBERS MERCY.

13. HE IS THE MIGHTIER THAN ALL.

14. HE NEVER LOSES A BATTLE.

15. HE CREATED ALL EVEN hitler.

16. HIS WORDS NEVER RETURN TO HIM UNACCOMPLISHED.

17. HE SPEAKS AND THE EARTH TREMBLES.

18. HE SEATS IN THE HEAVENS AND MAKES THE EARTH HIS FOOTSTOOL.

19. HE IS GOD.

20. HE SPEAKS TO RAGING SEAS AND THEY OBEY.

21. THE MOUNTAINS TREMBLE AT HIS RAGE.

22. HE IS THE COMMANDER OF THE ARMY AND THE HOSTS OF HEAVEN.

23. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA.


WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS JESUS.

HITLER BUILT ONE OF THE GREATEST WARSHIPS (THE BISMARCK), WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY THE BRITISH DURING THE WAR. BUT THE BOAT IN WHICH CHRIST USED IN PREACHING TO THE MULTITUDE AT SEA STILL REMAINS INTACT TILL TOMORROW.


@ OP; EVEN IF YOU'RE DEVIL HIMSELF DON'T PROVOKE THIS GOD COS EVEN HITLER CAN'T STAND BEFORE HIM.

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Why you never hammer

Gods hands ain't short that it can't destroy...

If has been patiently watching.

God at work...

His hands are not short that it can't destroy.

you try abeg

That alarm on babys diapers is really making sense.

Ehya; chai.

what more can I say?

This stuff is just too irrelevant. Fvck!!!

Well... Imma handsome guy. when ladies woo me; I dance to their music n give them what they want.

Just mating though. any available around comes running.

No be my fault.

nwaobitex: sauce?

egg sauce

Do such acts still happen in Nigeria?

Some women no de fear God.

padeolu: I also believe its a spiritual attack. I guess I was saved, psalm 91 is the only chapter of the bible that I know...I wonder why God saved me.

Maybe you should consider mas.turbation sis, its sweet and free from preggy, stds, moreso, its not a sin. :/

Don't deceive others pls. MAS.TURBATION is a sin before God. You defile yourself with your hands n call it holy?

Now I see the reason why you were attacked.

They lie about everything. from houses to cars. clothes, jewelleries n more.

How much does music pay them?

Source before I get provoked.

Ok. Thanks for calculating his wealth.


Mine will be next for you to calculate.

Eat beans, eat beans again, continue eating beans, don't stop eating beans.

that's my advise

I lie to myself n still doubt if I just lied to myself

Ramon92: Ok. So Albert Einstein that claimed to use 10% of his brain is trying to say we are all dumbbasses?? Fucck that man!!


dunno why some people are then afraid of 'getting fat'..

why naw?? Some people's sleep would have been fun to watch

most probably due to spiritual attack..

raise your hands if snore. Anyone??

the brain ain't foolish afterall, people just choose to - deliberately

No be small thing oo..


pictures or... Na lie


Like me, most of them useless..

is that suppose to make retaards feel good?? I hope it does..

N you spent 25 minutes of your time quoting this thread; n after 7 hours you just have 1 like.

Guess your brain dint tell you this was coming.

MY HOSTEL MATES (EVEN THOSE WEY DE FORM BIG BOYS) JUST WOKE US UP SAYING WE SHOULD BATHE WITH SALT IN HOT WATER AND ALSO DRINK IT.

NIGERIANS CAN BE GOOD IN CARING FOR THEIRSELVES

POST UR COMMENT IF YOU EXPERIENCED SAME.

Them use 2 full grown people cook rice..

Meat go full that stew o.

Can you please define miracle I wanted to see dead bodies rise. blind see, the deaf hear and many more. You're telling me of mere everyday happenings.

Catholic nonsense.

Front page pls...

We live in turbulent times. There are fewer
guarantees and more uncertainties these days.
Thankfully this also means there are lots of
opportunities to be had. And if you and I are to
overcome the obstacles in our way and seize the
opportunities, we’re going to need strong minds.
Mental strength means you understand how to
manage your emotions, adjust your thinking, and
choose to take positive action, despite your
circumstances. It’s knowing deep down that every
little struggle is progress. And if you really want it,
you’ll do it, despite failure and rejection and the
odds. Every step forward will be tough, but will feel
better than anything else you can imagine. You will
ultimately come to realize that the struggle is not
found on the path, it is the path. And it’s worth your
while.

Being willing to walk this path of resistance is what
mental strength is all about.

Because 90% of our problems as rational human
beings are the byproduct of learned mental weakness.
In other words, over time we’ve heard a succession of
lies from other people about what we need and what
we don’t need – about what we can and can’t do –
about what is and isn’t possible for us – and we
subconsciously believed every word.
What’s worse? We now tell some of these lies to
ourselves and we live by them every day.
Which means it’s time for us to unlearn these lies for
the sake of our own mental strength:

1. It wasn’t supposed to be like this

We all have anidea in our heads about how things are supposed to be, and sadly this is what often messes us up the
most. Realize this. Expect less and learn more. Let
go and let life grow you – let it test you. You won’t
always understand it and that’s OK. Just when you
think it can’t get any worse, it does. And then just
when you think it can’t get any better, it does.
Mentally strong people are appreciative of the
obstacles in their path because they know the
obstacles are necessary stepping-stones. So keep
going, keep growing, and someday you will be able to
describe your entire life in just one sentence: “It
didn’t go as planned, and that’s OK.”

2. Disappointment and sadness are not necessary.

Having an excessive preoccupation with happiness
can actually lead to an unhealthy attitude towards
negative emotions and experiences. Mentally strong
people don’t try to avoid negative emotions – rather,
they accept both positive and negative emotions and
let these feelings coexist. This is a key component of
their resiliency. Trying to be happy 24/7 is futile; we
need to focus on being whole instead .
Disappointment, frustration, sadness and failure are
part of your wholeness – all of these things help make
you who we are. Happiness, victory and fulfillment
are nice things that also happen to you, but they don’t
teach you and help you grow nearly as much.

3. This situation is definitely bad.

There’s an adage in the ancient philosophy of Stoicism, “There is no good or bad, there is only perception,” which was later echoed in Shakespeare’s famous quote, “There is
nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”
Truth be told, the way we perceive a situation has
tremendous power to either help us or harm us. So
often, we react emotionally and project negative
judgments onto a situation, when the first key to
overcoming a challenge is to view things objectively.
In the long run, it usually isn’t what you have or
where you are or what you’ve been through that
makes or breaks you; it’s how you think about it all
and what you do next.

4. There’s no hope.

Mentally strong people know the opposite of defeat is not courage; the opposite of defeat is hope. And there’s always hope. When you lose something good, don’t think of it as a loss, but as an experience that gets you back on the path you
were meant to travel. Ultimately, the measure of who
you are is what you do with what you have at any
given point in time. It’s important to remember that
you have enough, and you are enough, always. Stay
strong. Think clearly. Even when it feels like things
are falling apart, they aren’t.

5. You don’t really have any other choice.

Have you ever met a happy, successful person who regularly
avoids responsibility, blames and points fingers and
makes excuses for their unsatisfying lives? Me
either. Because happy, success people are mentally
strong. They accept responsibility for how their lives
unfold. They believe their own happiness and success
is a byproduct of their own thinking, beliefs, attitudes,
character and behavior.

6. Successful people follow the rules.

Break the rules. Don’t break the law, but break the rules. You don’t need to measure up to other people’s benchmarks The psychological root of most unhappiness lies in
external validation, which happens when you try to
measure your self-worth based on the opinions of
others. But it’s not what others think… it’s what you
think about your life that counts. You, and only you,
get to decide what kind of life you want to live. Other
people’s goals and expectations don’t matter that
much in the long-run.

7. There is always an easier way.

The path of least resistance is often the path of least reward. You needto do hard things. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. As Einstein once said, “Genius is 1%
talent and 99% percent hard work.” You must run to
be a runner. You must write to be a writer. You must
actively work on a business venture to learn how to
run a successful business. There is no substitute for
doing the work. So meditate on this every day: “I will
do the work. It won’t be easy. It will be worth it!”

8. Now is not the right time.

The right thing at the wrong time is the wrong thing. And when it comes to your goals, later is always the wrong time to do the right thing. Why? Because time is passing. So stop
waiting for the right time; it will never come. Make a
decision and take a chance. You have to dare to do it,
because life is too short to wonder what could have
been.

9. You need more to be happy.

Mentally strong people know that gratitude is the best attitude adjustment. The more goodness you see, the more you create, and the more good things you have to smile about. Happiness doesn’t start when “this, that or the other
thing” is resolved. Happiness is what happens now
when you appreciate what you have.

10. You need to be perfect to be impressive.

If the face you always show the world is a mask, someday
there will be nothing beneath it. Because when you
spend too much time concentrating on everyone else’s
perception of you, or who everyone else wants you to
be, you eventually forget who you really are. So don’t
fear the judgments of others; you know in your heart
who you are and what’s true to you. You don’t have
to be perfect to impress people. Let them be
impressed by how you deal with your imperfections.

11. You have a great reason to hate them.

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and
you try to understand their situation instead of trying
to hurt them back. It’s about forgiveness. And it
doesn’t mean you’re erasing the past or forgetting
what happened. It just means you’re letting go of the
resentment and pain, and instead choosing to learn
from the incident and move on with your life.
Remember, the less time you spend hating the people
who hurt you, the more time you’ll have to love the
people who love you.

12. Loved ones should always agree with you.

Mentally strong people know that someone who loves you won’t always agree with you just to make you happy. If
anything, they will say what needs to be said,
sincerely, regardless of whether or not you want to
hear it. Why is this good news? Because close
relationships grow stronger only when two people are
able to share their innermost feelings and thoughts
about themselves and each other. To be fully seen by
someone in raw form, and be respected anyhow, is
what love is. It’s about acceptance and truth over
agreement and ruse. And, sometimes, it’s agreeing to
disagree and being OK with it.

WHAT THE F.UCK IS THIS STORY DOING AT THE FRONT PAGE


CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME PULIZZZZ..

GodMode: I can't cry "had I known".... Whatever will happen after I die will happen.

If u think there is heaven and hell u need to think again... Even if they are real u'll be deceiving yourself if u think heaven is peaceful cos even the bible writes that Lucifer started a war in heaven.




The same way there is no God.. There is also no satan... Just people with EVIL and WICKED minds.

Even the word devil means do-evil. Anyone that does evil is a devil.

Oga that's your problem. Seconds after you die you'll remember this.

GodMode: There is no God.. The sooner people realise there is no God the better it will be.

Look at the difference between religious countries and non-religious countries.

There is no God but there is a Creator.

The Creator does not see itself as a God.

People are still gonna give free money and parts of their income today in religious institutions today.

This is my opinion... you don't have to curse me.

You deserve to be cursed, flogged and corrected. Only a fool will say there is no God.

Was it America or England that formed the foundations of earth?

My friend think straight else you will cry had I known.

Another fresh punny for the ogas at the top