₦airaland Forum

OZAOEKPE:
Yoruba elders no get level at all.



Its only in yoruba land elders go to any party, whether invited or not. The other day, oba Rilwayne of lagos, went for commissioners swearing-in. Na bribe go kill that omo ale of a king

isorosi agbalagba.too bad

Na todqy

Na today

And then

Change na

y ix it dat immoral makes fp than moral

Where d money dey

enuff

Mesef wonder

Gbam

Oba

Kini eleyi so

And so

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ppp

Gjk

Abeg where is my nokia 3310 phone

Abayor7:
Stop Sebe
Ojo - Police
Irin Tutu - Gun
Olosho- Prostitute
Ilefo
Igara
Buate
Waso....abbreviation for Wazobia. That's the
street name for #50.
White..... #50
Shandy... #20
Faiba--#5
Shandy-#20
White-#50
Awo-#100
Oloye-#1000.

LASTMA.
I'm not going to tell you the meaning. Just
mess with any LASTMA official, then you'll
know the meaning. If you're a bus driver
(even in proxima potency), you should take
note of this; to avoid stories that touch the
pocket.


Aaaaaaah!!!
When you are in a heated arguement with
another Lagosian especially conductors or
those agberos and it looks very likely that
a physical fight is on the way, just shout
the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with
by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa
ku leni!'
Say this and you would immediately notice
a look of panic on the other guy's face.

laugh don tear my belle ooiiii

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]He wants to romance her? Very simple thing to do.

Whenever she comes to his house he should be with king James version of the Bible and then he should tell her that he had a vision from God,asking them to read the songs of solomon together and then practice whatever they read.

So when they see something like "your lips as smooth as the rose petals I will kiss it to the glory of God"...then your friend should make the move to kiss her.

When they see "your breasts so succulent and well aligned according to the proportions of your body and i'll love to touch it to give glory to God"...I'm sure your friend knows what to do.

Thank me later [/color]

u don spoil bajebaje

Brb

Iro nla

Bonapart:
My concern is, he's stil looking proud and pompous
Dud be like "no be only 5k? Carry me go station make una collect una 5k"

oga u funny ooo

Wailing wailer recieve ur deliverance in jesus name

denkyw:
that was how he castigated Gej and painted buhari a Messiah before us, today what is happening, more incessant boko haram attacks, bad luck every where in the nation, the economy self is nothing to write home about. but this man has chosen to remain mute, I know he is not blind to see, neither is he deaf to hear all the mayhem that has befallen this nation ever since buhari took over mandate. until this man wails about this present administration then I will take him serious. for now he should just stfu!!.

oga watch wat u re spitin out..

odinese:
Yay

Nigeria is gonna ute opuul ituol wehhg tlly. Lokev. They are boepg opoo were thoop cbhhop tatay yaya yay yay!!!!!..

kini eleyi so

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

eleyi gidi gan

Gbam

Iranu

Wrong move

Kiloso

I won laugh but laff no come

Kiloso