There is nothing wrong with it

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

eleyi gidi gan

Anything and I say anything is the bed room goes as long as you are married and in consensual .. and yes heaven still watches over us even in that seemly crazy act. You know why?, because that's exactly what God created those moments for.. its when its done outside marriage that heaven frowns at..

rita25:


do you mean even MouthAction?

Even Anus Action! Do It In The Kitchen, On The Couch And So On. Just Throw The Damn Caution Away.

This is epic!!
Harken ko...speedily nii!!

OP, thou shalt repent lest the anger of an insatiable christian woman befall ye!!
If na pastor talk that thing now...nobody for ask kweshun, but as na woman?

Even Delilah didn't use those word with Samson

kinibigdeal:
Even Delilah didn't use those word with Samson

and what happened to him?

was he captured or not?

utenwuson:
hehehhehehehehhehehehheheh! no, she should rather be saying " oh oh oh God forgive me" ah oh ha ha, God oooo,

u funny en.

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

u coined all dz things from ds ur small head.........God save our youth

donholy28:
no she should be saying..""!yes Jesus...hmmm oh lord yes! father strike it...yes lord strike it!!!

stop playing wt Jesus' name please

Idrismusty97:
As a matter of fact you should be speaking in tongue while having sex as good Christians.

walai, that one go sweet o.

M4gunners:
What is sex please?

Jamb Question

JN1:
Dumb thread, I am considering leaving this forum.
Rapidly becoming playing ground for teenagers.

u can go to politics section.

Nairaland is for all ages.

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm

Should i laugh?

tpiah11:


well, what it sounds like depends on what your brain processes it to be.

God cant bless you until you want the blessing. Right now, you dont.


To answer your question, let me repeat what I told you on your repeat thread:

A christian couple can say whatever they like during sex, if they like let them say give me that big prick right now now now, i want it deeper, harder, faster and more yummy, oh, i am c.umming baby, i am c.umming ah ah ah ah ah aaaaaaaaah, your pu.ssy is da bomb!


any more questions?


those of you who are too prissy and satanic for such devilish and unholy talk, should block your ears and eyes so you dont see nor hear no evil...

ah, who am I fooling? How else will you waank.

tpia no go kill person

Be nice sometimes, willya?

Dbestmax:


a Christian I meant to say..
Aldo av got Notin 2 say 2 u cos I can c u dnt knw ur bible buh just ask urself ds Y was Jesus Christ not conceived from d act..If u can answer dat den maybe we have a discussion...and POC everybody's choice of words varies just like dia faith aswell.so it's neva bad if a chritian says any of d above during sex.pens down..

the answer to that question u asked is so irrelevant to DX topic I swear...no offence

Orikinla:
Nothing wrong. She can also moan fork me deeper and deeper. .

Lol...u don't like deeper life

Christians do it quietly and when the brother cums .. it is lord forgive me!! and the sista goes mffffffffph

Just funnnnnny

Trash

When it comes to sex I think God gave us a blank cheque (know what I mean now?). Satisfaction can be gotten without opening your mouth and saying rubbish. But think of it carefully, when having sex and your wife says "pock me faster", is she wrong? She said what she wanted and I dont see any wrong in it. But we Africans like to drag God in everything and its not like we are doing everything he says, our hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens and we seem ok with it.

Nothing like Christian sex... is it everything once bring Christianity to... d bible says man satisfied ur wife meaning any style she wants give her to satisfy her.... very soon we will start hearing dat ppl r having Christian p*ssy asking us if it can receive pagan d*ck

Yeah it is right
It will make s*x sound more naughty nd enjoyable

macho44:
E be like say na Unrevised Standard Bible u dey read, How can a mortal man like u compare urself to Jesus Christ!, He was conceived by the HolySpirit. Get ur facts intact before stating ur claims.Pleaseeeee!

see ds one..wat do u know

macho44:
Ive gone thru ur comments over n over again, and they are so contradicting!, How were u conceived? Since u term "SEX" to be an unholy act within the Sanctity of Marital bliss, abeg explain?

maybe you should meet your pastor

atoleybaba:
the answer to that question u asked is so irrelevant to DX topic I swear...no offence

ah was making a point to dat low IQ guy..not just abt d topic

tpiah11:

was Jesus conceived from a sperm and an egg?
answer that so we can start this discussion.
your coloured font makes you look gay, so try to use the normal one.

guy u just hopeless...I hav no response to dat

harken unto my pleas of advanced excitement... hahaha, this na old testament bible version,

eddybillfm:
I know a xtian Sis. She would rather keep quiet instead.

whoever is digging her is nt touching d right key board n does nt know how 2 do it. If dis ur xtian sis meet some guys she ll speak french latin n portugues.

ISLAM FORBID SAYING ANY RUBISH WHILE MAKING LOVÊ TO UR WIFE FOR FÊAR OF HAVING USELLESS CHILD OR CHIRDREN RATHER U ARE ENCOURAGE TO BE PRAYING TO GOD

Dbestmax:
maybe you should meet your pastor

Ignoramus