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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways! by Phemour: 12:25pm On Jul 02, 2009
teissys:
Dis is one reason I batter men who like provoking me grin
seee her mouth. . .i no even lyk u sef

ugly gurl tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 12:08pm On Jul 02, 2009
teissys:
My head
Your head wetin? if you no hold ur lips now n i catch you, you go smell you nyash

tytylayor:
wey money now
Tytilayo cool cool

do you want your money in USD?, Pounds? or NN as in Naira

teissys:
Dear Sylve,
I revenge in kind, Madam Sylve. Make una come and free me from bondage abeg. Phemo has locked me up. D boy is wicked. Take me to someplace safe and away from him. He wan force me to loff him and I know e no dey work.
NB: Remember to buy me akara on ye way to d toilet at d backyard; I haven't eaten for three days

Lotsa loff from your big siz,
Teissys
sharap n eat malodour if you're famished

Remember, you can still be free if you write an apology letter

Stay cool in toilet tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Saw Michael Jackson In Heaven by Phemour: 11:50am On Jul 02, 2009
Lonade tnx for the recommendation grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 11:41am On Jul 02, 2009
tyty dont beg me to release Teissys oooo
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 11:38am On Jul 02, 2009
tyty ni mo fe grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 11:37am On Jul 02, 2009
romade o jare  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways! by Phemour: 11:13am On Jul 02, 2009
Silly Bride angry shiooooooo smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 10:58am On Jul 02, 2009








[center]Attention!!![/center]
Teissys has become naughty, she said I’ve done nothing, she said I’m nobody but a dead end.

She has forgotten the panty I brought for her; she easily forgot a dozen of Braz I brought for her, coz me, I hate dirty braz which she always put

Now I reacted,

The issue crops up in my mind early this morning, I had to sneak out the toilet and lock her up in the toilet when we were bathing together early this morning.

I connected her to internet, I restricted NL Food Section on her laptop so, no food for her and no one should sent her food via E-mail.

Tyty will take over her position until she sends an apology letter to me.

So the Brides are in this order

Lysaaa – Bride I

Tyty (Fresh love) Bride II

Teissys (silly Bride) Bride III

Do take note grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 10:18pm On Jul 01, 2009
dominique:
no nind him tongue
you this phemour sef no dey fear. . . by the time your wives descend on you, i wont help you beg o! cool tongue tongue
you dont know Phemour, Teissys is getting out of hand.

Watch out how am gonna deal with her tomorrow mornin
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 10:11pm On Jul 01, 2009
the gurl/guy like kiss lyk me
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2009
dominique, has anyone ever told you're beautiful? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by Phemour: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2009
tytylayor:
sharrrap, go sleep
wont this one beat me up in bed? sad
EducationExamination:: True Test Of Knowledge? by Phemour(op): 6:32pm On Jul 01, 2009
This crop up in my mind this afternoon when i saw a dyslexia with 270 in JAMB

Is Examination a True Text of Knowledge??

Comment!  smiley
Forum GamesRe: 1. . . . . .999,998 999,999 1,000,000. Who Will Write 1? by Phemour(op): 6:30pm On Jul 01, 2009
Dont try that plzzzz angry

999,039

999,038

999,037

999,036

999,035

999,034

999,033

999,032
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by Phemour: 6:16pm On Jul 01, 2009
na lie tongue
Jokes EtcRe: My Dirty Collection by Phemour: 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2009
tyty layo mi to mo ba ti wa pe lu tyty grin kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2009
teissys:
Na wah o. See am, ganging up against me
i will replace with two wyfs, wait n see angry
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 6:11pm On Jul 01, 2009
dominique:
@phemour
as the hubby, is it not your duty to provide for the wifey(ies)
yeah, i think wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Public Apology To Phemour by Phemour: 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2009
You're hot blooded

i need cool blooded wyfy lyk me  wink  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 6:09pm On Jul 01, 2009
romade:
is it working or not? cool
thanks broo wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 6:07pm On Jul 01, 2009
tytylayor:
just make sure say u collect all d money from teissys b4 comin o
i will do just that wink

wow!. . . .new wyfy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 4:05pm On Jul 01, 2009
romade:

femo apply to tyty again but make sure u wear ya purple tuxedo,
green tie, blue shirt & red shoe
usually u luk cute, eatable, charming & take away in such combination
hmmm

a recommendation. . . , . . would it work?
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 4:03pm On Jul 01, 2009
she took away my money, now she wan run cry
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 4:01pm On Jul 01, 2009
He wan marry all d babes on Nland den maybe e go beta
you'll return my money or you want war? angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Public Apology To Phemour by Phemour: 3:55pm On Jul 01, 2009
wo--------men  wink
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2009
cry  cry after everything i do for you  cry  cry


I love this NL *Cry Emotion* jor smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by Phemour: 3:31pm On Jul 01, 2009
so you're infected shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Hapi Bornday Tytylayor by Phemour: 3:31pm On Jul 01, 2009
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 3:28pm On Jul 01, 2009
after you don chop my money for makeup, abi? cry
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour(op): 3:01pm On Jul 01, 2009
parki uninveted olofofo gets ban. smiley

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