Settled now

Settled now

Settled now

Nice .ftc

Nice ..ftc

salami

Yoruba - Esubiyi
English - the devil conceived this one I.e gave birth to.

Smh

Cow

Run for your life.. Make punna no kill you

Hummn

Op.. are you gay?

Dumb post op..get a job

You didn't Bleep her as good as the last guy

Boxer007:



boo boo Girls are horrible creatures & i can help you. Boo Boo .can you kiss?

Wehdone sir..I think I'd pass on that ;i'm straight

I really appreciate the mature replies I got,I can't thank you enough.
For the record, The girl in question is a virgin, so if you having any funny ideas, kindly fix it.

Maybe I love the yansh tho...but I know i still love her.. Take a look at the pic.. can you put up with the one on the left.

To start with, I'd like to say I love my girlfriend a lot, she was my first love. We met during my first year in school, she is the sweetest person I've met, she has a wonderful personality and a beautiful plumpy body to match.. To cut long story short she was my dream girl.. everything was going on smoothly until she started losing weight .. We talked about it but all dl she told me was that she was trying to watch her weight..in my own opinion I felt that was totally uncalled for, she had a flat tummy, big bum and reasonably big boobs.. I tried to talk her out of it but she wouldn't listen, she even thinks I'm being selfish. Right now her beautiful bum is gone and she still trying to shed more weight.. I'm no longer sexually attracted to her but I still love her very much,I don't know how long I can keep up with this.. Please what can i do.

Kilo shele gangan.. Wondering if it's real tho.

Arrow points to spongebob

Life they say is full of disappointments. I would never love again, how do i deserve this treatment' ..Those were my words when Sola broke up with me, after we had dated for just three weeks, It all seemed like a dream. I flashback and remembered how we met. We met at the main auditorium during the registration exercise for freshers. She was with this innocent look when she walked up to me , and asked if i knew the direction to the student affairs building.



I wasn't in a good mood; I had just spoken with my mum. And the reply I got from her was rather dissapointing and heart-breaking.

'Tunde, there would be a slight delay in the payment of your monthly allowance this month as I need some money to pay up some debts.' Mum had said when I requested for my monthly allowance.

'But mummy I need this money urgently for some stuffs' I said raising my voice in protest. But it was all to no avail. I was so furious. The anger in my face was so obvious, Sola must have noticed it when she approached me.
Seeing those cute eyes melted all the anger i felt, i smiled mildly to her, trying to pull myself together.

Hello, I'm Tunde,' i said thrusting my hand forward in a business-like manner, she introduced herself as Sola, then I tried to describe where the office was to her, but she didn't understand any of my illustration, she didn't even know any of the landmarks I used to make the description easier., I wonder why she didn't know these places on campus, I couldn't blame her though, she was just a fresher, whereas I had already spent a year in the school as a pre-degree student. to cut long story short, i ended up escorting her. I was helpless on how to start a conversation with her . I had never been comfortable chatting with ladies; I went to a single-sex school,so I kept quiet through most of our walk until she asked where I was staying and i gave the direction to my hostel. Then we both kept quiet through the remaining part of our walk.
I didn't ask for her phone number that day, because i didnt want her to think I was way too forward, about two weeks after, we met at the school libary, she saw me first, and beckon at me to come and sit by her side , then we got talking,we gisted about lot of things, I then found out that we were both good readers - not limiting our knowlegde to what were heard in class alone, she knew almost everything,she even knew the first eleven players of my favourite club; arsenal. When the libary closed, we strolled together towards the residencial part of campus, we exchanged phone numbers as we parted ways at a cross junction. we kept meeting in the libary through out the following week.
At this point i had no friend in my department. On a wednesday, after chemistry pratical, while i was rushing to the libary to meet Sola, who i had promised to meet in the libary,
to discuss some issues, then i heard someone call my name, among the crowd trooping out of the laboratory, i saw it was one of my course mate, i didn't know her name, after exchanging greetings , I asked for her name, she said Dunsin, i guess she felt embarrassed; that she knew my name, and I didn't know hers, then she said the most amazing thing i had ever heard from a lady, she said "i would love to know you", i pretended as if it was something i heard everyday, she asked me some questions which I managed to give short answers to, i excused myself, and rushed off to the libary, on my way, I couldn't help but replay Dunsin's words in my head..to continue these story, kindly follow on timmyfash..com...trying to avoid plagiarism. .a click won't hurt.