₦airaland Forum

naijatruth2019:
Avoid negative energies....

APL is coming out soon...

APL is closer than you think....

Relax, it will be distributed, and all worries and waitings will be over soon.

APL will not exceed October 4, 2019.....I mean it could be out early enough even before October 4, 2019...

You will know that I am not lying...

Relax....

Just thank God for killing this long wait......

femokleen:
According to data collated so far after yesterday' payment, the following candidates have indicated awaiting TF (only dates and discipline):

2nd July GT Engineering
4th July GT Accounting
5th July GT Mathematics
5th July GT Engineering
5th July EH
8th July GT Industrial chemistry
8th July GT Engineering
8th July GT Engineering
11th July GT Economics

*None of the candidates above has indicated being paid today
*Everyone will be paid
*If no payment is done this week
*Payment will continue next week
*It means No APL this week
*Anticipate APL next week or 1st/2nd of October. (Personal thoughts tho)

PS: Read up the pages of thread to inform yourself about the monikers, if that interests you.
The logical information given above is to maintain the doctrine of having a timeline to look up to by local people.

Femokleen

Voice234:
Friday........... Our APL major and minor prophets, what does the oracle say about today??

CLOWNS

Ladyjane5657:
Hahahahahahaha first of all , i am going to tell u something about me..... I don't diss ( In case ur brain can't process this - I don't exchange words or insult people) ,watever Iam going to tell u right now is with all due respect and of course no offence meant
PS: its a long post.. Relax and enjoy
Another First of all , u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) for coming to a fora... I mean a public fora to use the word nuisance... What stops u from picking the leftover of ur glued life and walk away from this thread? No 1?

Which of the planets did u descend from to warrant u to speak to me talk more of ordering me on what to do or not? Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

I had believed with ur voluptuous grammar , u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

Hahaahhaa u talk about my jokes?? Hhahaaha oh! U even deduced it was a joke Hahaha wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

If u have made me a point of ur depression... Blv me bruv. .. U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
For bringing it to my notice that u are pained... Congratulations... U are about to choke from pains... And as long as this thread lives... I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable? U and those liking ya post ... If u are just realizing... Pls don't hesitate to use a therapist... And for the records.. I am one..

And if anyone feels happy and needs more of our friendly discussion... Feel free to insult quote.. I will never insult back.. I promise..

Ladyjane5657:
I Quoted my sauce correctly .. And am sure u are quoting urs as well...

Let's keep our fingers crossed

Ladyjane5657:
Its been officially comfirmed that we were 9000
that got interviewed and that *our cooperation* � is seeking to employ just 1000


Is this not some good news??

1000!

Celebsnews:
Just so you know, any information from a typical Hausa Man who is not even on nairaland, based in Kaduna, and was part of the recruitment team is GENUINE

My sauce is as spicy as ketchup!

I've never commented here before, but have been following this thread right from inception. So, when I finally do, don't take it lightly.

Remember, a toad does not walk in the day time for nothing.

GospelEAPiano:
Chai! But I believe I did, if there's a number I should be careless with, definitely not my account number.
Hmmm! 8th of July

eclint:
lai lai... The bus cant crash, the're those who can wheel the bus and i humbly take over sir.
GT
3rd 1.30pm
non alertee
WE KEEP STEERING

Beeam:
Abi wayray dey worry this one ni?

Shey na me no get IQ abi?

I wee soon start writing big English about McKinsey, Chevron amd Shell now....

uxomykaz:
I was interviewed on the 9th.
GT.
ICT
7.am

Yet to be paid

martinsfm:
Based on this Easymoney previous posts, he said during his interview one of the panel members was intrested in his previous project, my guess is they got talking and exchanged numbers, my second guess is the person was an HR. Thats why hes so confident. my theory tho.

ChasteGhuy:
Stop displaying your ignorance. Nigerians are not the only people on nairaland... We have foreign nationals on nairaland

Beeam:
I would have responded to everything you said except for the simple fact that you obviously don't take yourself seriously, so it's difficult for me to take you seriously.

Why you'd say?

If you want me to ignore him when I don't like the way he types, then pls ignore me if you don't like the way I type.

By the way, is there local social media?

Beeam:
I just wanted to determine the comparative difficulty in NNPC's recruitment process relative to other IOCs, as a way of determining the degree of correlation which will help me extrapolate the probability of considering a career in that industry, instead of just taking up an offer with Elon Musk to build a new planet beside Venus.

From my time at McKinsey, carrying out strategic studies for governments of similar 3rd world countries like Nigeria who are our clients, I have been able to draw a preliminary hypothesis that industries with a high correlation coefficient between the recruitment processes of their National flagship companies and other international competitors in the same industry often provide a rewarding enough career path.

Although, I might just end up just looking for seed capital and starting my own space research company by October if this recruitment is not concluded by then.

WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE