₦airaland Forum

ElsonMorali:
We know you only drool on men that tie wrapper.

Haba? Kiloletoyen? You send am go house niyen mean?

SFSNIPER:
You post and you still be FTC. That masquerade looks like the Op.

Wetin you mean? The op Na fine woman o. Gbagbe

Are you sure you are a virgin or you revirgined? My #vaselinecrew where dou art?

Does it have a SIM slot or how did you manage to use the glory SIM after the unlocking?

Ooh... Leave am. Dem go help f**k am gbeyin ni. Oju e aja

Ooh... Leave am. Dem go help furck am gbeyin ni. Oju e aja

Freedom2016:
Yorubaa and traditional attire are like 5 and 6. They wear it even in government offices!

Yoruba people dey always represent their culture ni. You expect them to war suit and tie inside hot on Abi make Dem sell their culture like you probably sold your?

HungerBAD:
Why na?

why them go deprive us the WAKA PASS/MOGBO MOYA Crew from eating the wedding food?

Meanwhile these Private Security Guards, should know what a Knee Pad is for. It is used by the Military for operations, or at the shooting range to cushion the effect of pains, when they kneel down to fire their weapons.

It is totally out of place in a wedding, especially considering the fact that no weapon will be shot by them or even any of them carrying anything.

Maybe to make them look tough

Come fight for your fatherland na. Worse case scenario if you win, we go se we no know se you go win and you go go street of Lagos go protest

Double whatever he buys you to show his love. No more he buys you phone and you buy him singlets

There is time also.

I happened to go to a boarding school. The water reservoir was a it far from our hosteland there is always too much people on the question waiting to fetch. I decided to go fetch some water. As I carried my water gegely dey come, a senior student called me to pour my water in his bucket. I was so mad but I obliged. I went like twice more and same thing repeats itself. I knew there was no way I was gonna fetch water successfully that evening. So I decided to go again. On fetching the water I went to a corner and urinated enough in it. I carried the water with my shoulder high. As I get to the hostel, some senior students have sighted me bringing in water. So they brought theit big bowl of gaari milk and groundnuts dipped it into my bucket of water and use it to soak their Gaari. I was just smiling. They took like half of the water and another senior collected the rest to bath with. I carried my empty bucket to the hostel. I told some of my friends in which they tell some of theirs and the story goes on. They wanted to beat me when they knew but the story already got to the house master. Since then, they never bleeped with my water.

Hmm... Lets see

I am always a back bencher not because I'm not intelligent but because the back door is situated there so I am the key should incase I wanna escape serious beating or any student want to escape.

There was a time a teacher pointed at me and asked a question, so as she points at me each and everyone from the front were looking backward to see who she was pointing to. Because I know I don't know the question, I also looked back knowing fully well that I'm the last person at the back. The whole class busted into laughter. That day almost all the teachers in the school beat me.

Keneking:
Amazing Akande or whatever you call yourself, have you asked your god, why he put you in poverty?

Nonsense write-up

Hin God like am as he poor ni.. I wonder how God spoke to him? Maybe through hin Nokia touch light phone

So I went to shoprite on Friday. On getting there by 8 am, I saw the place already jam-packed due to there dubious black Friday. It was when i got there that I know the black Friday slashes is only for like 5 products. One vegetable oil, joy soap, Colgate toothpaste and some soda. It was so pathetic. I kindly moved out with the friend I went it and told her this is not black Friday but expensive Friday. Milk and other groceries that I used to buy at a price were like 20 percent higher than the original price. I regretted I went sef. I jejely go to the market I used to buy my products and it was even cheaper. Shop rite is really for the rich

Hin mates dey repair federal road dey collect money back, him dey there dey criticize. Yeye ffo man

Pidgin2:
Bloggers are real liars, thank goodness the truth has come out at last. Hope other criminals like him will learn from this

Don't mind those bloggers. .. They say anything be it truthful or not just to get stupid traffic for their blogs. And in this case, they succeeded in fooling the whole nations

This ffk mehn.. E be like se he get diarrhea of the mouth. As long as I am concerned, there is only one party in Nigeria. All of them are just defecting up and down joining the winning team. FFK is a lying son of a bitch looking for vulnerable people that will pity him. Well we are educated and we'll informed now. Take your lying ass somewhere else. Ffk and bullshits be like

hahn:
I will take a picture and post it on nairaland

The cc lalasticlala

Why not a selfie with it

ruggedised:
let the army maltreat them just like they did to ipob protesters


On the second pic is omenka wearing white and green while searching all over nairaland for ipob news with his techno phone

Yorubas no be violent people so no army fit attack us. Na una carry iPod for head like agege bread seller.

This is a really beautiful piece. It shows that contrary to what we know about women. The role of women is not just to stay in the kitchen and wash clothes.

Peter Osa:
Information reaching me from the EFCC this morning is that there is no circular to arrest anyone,
What The Hon. Speaker Dogara Said is that activities if MMM be investigated, and 4 weeks is given to the committee of ethics and finance to report back to the House on the activities of MMM in Nigeria. Investigating MMM is a welcome development as this will further show to the world that we are not scanners as they have painted us. So there is no need for panic.
The media being who they are, have blown this out of proportion so as to create fear within the community. If we allow for panic, the Establishment have won and that is not what we want.
During my conversation with Guider Yinka this morning I was reassured that we at the top are speaking one voice, we are not taking this media chants lightly, we are already doing all that is within the law to protect our members and ensure that no one falls for this panic move.

Let's go about with our normal activities with more vigilance and care,
*no one should use MMM in our Narration when we make payment,
* no need uploading fake pop to create pain for others

Let do what is right.
Mind you the federal Govt of Nigeria can not shut down MMM site, there are regulations to shutting down internet sites and as a member of Internet Engineering Task force (IETF) and Internet Society (ISOC) which provide internet standards, laws and ethics monitors the activities of internet sites, I can tell thT Operations of MMM site have not contravened the laws, neither have MMM gone below the ISOC standards and as such the FGN can not shut it down,

MMM does not preach hate neither is the site used for crimes and Hate related issues.

Be rest assured that all is well.
I wish we as participants know why the so called establishment (govt and financial, media bodies) fight us we will be more determined to continue our participation. They want to keep the masses poor and MMM have said that will not happen now they want to fight it.

Let's be united lets be one

MMM!!!! The Risk That Pays

erico2k2:
Thier website catigoricaly states that there is no profit or gains in physical cash . No gains . All monies gotten are help from U and me the %is a me sure of howmuch help one might ask for but not a growth of investment or Ritual on investment . There is no investment . When U pay it's directly to whom U are helping . So I think you explanation is a bit misleading don't you think so?

Please try to reread my explanation. I never mentioned cash, investment and definitely not roi. I simply explained it on how people here will understand it. If I start saying provide help, get help and our other term, they might no understand. But feel free to add more should incase you need to add. Thank you

justmenoni:
Nairaland and it's mods are really superb and I think the Federal government should also look into nairaland's activity in regards to the support MMM is getting from the operators and mods of NAIRALAND.

Someone was promoting the MMM scheme and I told him to stop bombarding every thread with the advertisement for such and voila he reported me to the mods and I was banned for weeks and I kept on seeing different posts and thread encouraging such scheme...

I know some large proportions of Nigerians are gullible but are they so gullible to forget Nospecto, Sefteg etc? where alot of investors didn't just loose their money but their lives.

to all of you shouting and screaming it's your money and the reps are bad, they don't want you to be wealthy like them bla bla bla... one thing I'm sure of is that majority of you are paid agents of MMM and just looking at attracting gullible Nigerians to invest more into such scheme.


Simple question: can anyone of you agents of MMM tell us which investment MMM does with the money, oh one of you even said it's like a social network where you help and get help, how does that sound sensible to you?

Mods, i beg if una like ban me ooo, but by God's grace, i will still be here looking out and laughing out loud when the irresistible crash of MMM happens and no one should blame Buhari or any other government official for failing to prevent it.

Bros, you no do well at all.

Over 90% of people involved in mmm are actually well educated people. So you mean to tell me that these people didn't do their home work well before jumping to mmm. If you ever think that, that means you are more stupid than I thought.

Tell people to enlighten you more about Mmm and stop writing this trash like you know anything about Mmm. If you need to be schooled on how mmm works, feel free to Holland and I will hook you up

JeffreyJamez:
No one has been able to give me a reasonable answer to that question apart from somebody will "help" you.

Look at it from this angle.

If 10 of you starts a contribution, and you start contributing 10,000 naira from your monthly salary. The first month, someone collect 100k, the second month, another collect 100k and it goes on and on... Where do they see the extra 90k?

What mmm does is just collect money from a person that doesn't need it yet [spare money] and give to another person. So by the time he ought to get his money back, another person that wish to give his money out will pay him, and they just only add a stipend of 30% which is collected from another member as a kind of good gesture and it goes on an on. Mmm is just there as the intermediary to regulate everything so as to not feel cheated.

Now imagine over 2 million Nigerians involved. Money will just be exchanging hands and circulating around it's members.

It's similar to what the banks do. They collect money from their customers but instead of loaning it to the people that actually need it, they loan it back to people that would rather pay high interest on it. Leaving the poor poor and the rich richer. Please try to find out more on the ideology of mmm. I can only imagine how many people would have committed suicide or one bad thing if not for the advent of mmm.

justflow1:
Probability that hill Clinton will emerge winner in the presidential election is next to nil, because Donald Trump is after the interest of the natives, whole and behold the natives would do justice to that and reject cynicism, hill Clinton is undiplomatic she is just too loose, well, time will tell come Nov 8

What do you mean Trump is after the interest of the natives. In case you don't know, the only native Americans are the red Indians. Every other race be it Hispanic, predominantly Caucasians, blacks, jeez and what have you are all migrants. And yet you say trump is looking after the interest of the natives which by the way hates him. Trump is a ticking time bomb that is about to explode. I cant imagine what will happen should Trump emerge as the POTUS and he is given the nuclear codes. He might just be provoked by Russia, Iran, Israel, Iraq etc and decide to nuclearize those countries. Trump is an non reliable bigot, racist and a liar that is after his pocket. Don't be surprised if World War 3 begins if Trump becomes the president

I have this two questions.

Is she a he or a she?

If she is a he,

How is she a celebrity and people don't know her?

Now that fg said it has employed 200,000 people under the npower scheme, how many people on nairaland here was called for employment? Pls say something o before I think I'm having bad luck. Because I haven't seen any body being given employment from all the people I know o

michelz:
Is it not common sense that DSS should present their evidence against those Judges to the NJC before asking them to step aside? You can't accuse someone just like that without presenting evidence and expect the person to step down to be. Meanwhile,how about Amaechi and co? When are they going to step aside to be investigated?

There was a reason they are arrested in the first place so it is only proper for them to step down pending the time their trials will be over. Imagine this scenario whete by the case of one of the accused is given to another accused, what happens? Once you are beiing probed aline for corruption, then its only fair they step down. Besides, if they hand over evidence to the njc and it got licked and they keep covering their tracks then who will they convict?

olaolulazio:
waiting for fayose to admit he recieve some sum from Ｋoro

Ehn? What do you mean. Oga fayose is busy with stomach infrastructure. Where in nigeria have you see any corrupt person admitting to being corrupt.

TunezMediaBlog:
Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu kissed veteran movie star, Richard Mofe Damijo on the cheek, behind the scene during the shoot session for the cast of a stage play to support the fight against breast cancer.

The event which will be taking place at the National Universities Commission at Maitama, Abuja is organized by Dr Zainab Bagudu, the wife of Kebbi State Governor.

Toyin shared the photo on her social media page with the caption;
#WORLDBEST + DADDY
Meet us tomorrow at NUC, maitama
7pm


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/10/toyin-aimakhu-kiss-richard-mofe-damijo.html

Toyin aimaku be like: yee i finally kissed rmd. Ive joined the rank of women that got lucky to kiss him

Everybody is a thief. It is when you are caught that you are persecuted. I can bet my life on the fact that 80% if not all the people judging her here rushed to watch the video when you heard about it. That on its own is immoral yet you are persecuting her. #lesbianmojowatchingmofos

Im not saying what she did is right but every one of us is a sinner one way or the other so stop judging as if you are a saint or something. What she did is terrible but unna judgement too much chai.

If you guys were to be God, you guys will turn judgement day into politics and prosecute sinners base on how you like them. Im really thanking God yall are not God. Im sure the poor girl is regretting her actions now. Some people are even imploring her to commit suicide. Haba.

All your comments can lead this poor girl to depression and you all know what depression can lead to.
Judge not cos one day you shall be judge for your actions #leavethepoorgirlalone