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Politics / Re: Heavy Protest Rocks National Assembly Over Plot To Impeach Saraki (PHOTOS) by phenomem(m): 3:26pm On Aug 07, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
Obviously, you have different meaning of the word "Heavy" grin grin grin

PDP is just reducing opposition politics to kids playground...No wonder only one section of the country still support them.

Hmmm... Oro nla. Only one section
Romance / Re: 12 Ways To Make Up With Your Girlfriend And Show Her You Truly Care by phenomem(m): 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2018
dominique:
Hmmm
But if the girl is the one guilty, how should she make up with her man and show that she truly cares?

Dearie... There is no way the woman will be at fault. Like the writer said, douse the tension and settle things when things and a lot calmer later

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Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by phenomem(m): 11:50am On Jun 28, 2018
That lady on the other side be thinking; ase ibi bayii ni aye egbon mi baje si po embarassed
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by phenomem(m): 11:48am On Jun 28, 2018
pocohantas:
Next step is to milk mama of some dollars.
Then send some home to his brother to build a house.

After that, come back home one Xmas and block one small girl (preferably U-25) at his village square. Marry her. Come back regularly to give her belle. Send her money as at when due...

Life goes on wink


Hmmm...well planned plan
Romance / Re: I Dont Want To Hurt My Jobless Boyfriend again for My Bestie by phenomem(m): 10:18am On May 30, 2018
greatnaija01:
You really are a wonder

You are NOT a faithful Lady for relationship. You have lived in dishonesty and its all because of MONEY and Greed.

you are also materialistic (NO MATTER HOW YOU DENY IT, YOU ACTUALLY ARE.)

You have lied to your boyfriend and you feel you are better than him, so why are you still MANAGING him, he no longer appeals to you so leave him... you have HURT him beyond what he can imagine but because he does not know that is why he is still sucking up to u.

The new guy whom u called BESTIE may be the one you should marry (i.e If you wont CHEAT on him too with a new bestie when he gets boring).

You need to realize you will not be YOUNG FOREVER, and you may actually be lazy to WORK on your RELATIONSHIP. You are DOUBLE MINDED.

So pls make up your LIFE by making up your MIND to be FAITHFUL AND LOYAL.

Your bestie MUST always be your LOVER.... So stop deceiving yourself.

THIS IS A BITTER TRUTH, BUT SWALLOW IT AND IT WILL CURE YOU.


From experience leleyii o
Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup To Be Broadcast In Pidgin And Hausa by phenomem(m): 3:08pm On May 15, 2018
Happigirl12:
We have three major languages in Nigeria. If one is used I think the other two should be used too. They are also among the most spoken languages in Africa.

It is not about Nigeria alone. Hausa language is spoken in most northern side of west africa

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Agriculture / Re: Starting Up My Vegetable Farm Garden From Scratch (ugwu, Tomato, Green-leaf) by phenomem(m): 7:51am On May 03, 2018
jidestroud:
cont'd

I intend planting the fluted pumpkin harvested from the garden back.

Broke the pod apart and brought out the seeds.
From the look of things, the planting would be done ASAP because the seeds have started to break apart (sign of germination).

I will sundry for some hours and plant in the evening.

Also, prepared and planted some tomatoes / cabbage in the nursery.

I would be going to in the day to get some cucumber seeds and pepper.



Good morning... Nice work you've been doing.God will continue to empower you.

Is it really necessary to plant those pumpkin seeds inside those cups filled with compost soil first before transplanting it?
Events / Re: Igbo Man And Oyinbo Lady's Traditional Wedding Photos by phenomem(m): 7:54am On Feb 23, 2018
zoba88:
An Igbo man tied the knot traditionally with his Oyinbo wife.At the wedding held on 17th Feb,2018,the lady was pictured giving him drink as they observed Igbo traditional marriage ritesThey also danced joyously.

See photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/02/igbo-man-weds-his-oyinbo-wife.html?m=1

See this one... Oyinbo lady abi oyinbo grandma
Agriculture / Re: We Buy Cassava by phenomem(m): 11:34pm On Feb 19, 2018
Agemech:
Agemech Nig Ltd is a registered company license to undergo Agro and other businesses. Are u a cassava farmer or supplier who can supply any quantity? Then contact us @ Agemechinfo@gmail.com or call us @ 08088751262, 08069596928

How much do you buy per ton?
Agriculture / Re: We Buy Farm Products by phenomem(m): 11:32pm On Feb 19, 2018
What atr the price you are willing to pay per tonne for this produce and how soon should one contact you before the sale take place
Phones / Re: MTN Modifies 1.5GB Data Plan, Limits Bonus To Night Only (1am - 7am) by phenomem(m): 9:19am On Feb 16, 2018
nani667:


Noticed that on the 500 Naira night Plan... it Just stops browsing, but who get time to wait... whenever the rubbish stops I just switch off the data and switch it back on and browsing continues... stressful something...

plus the night plan stops browsing permanently by 3:30am ... scam people

Its really frustrating to on and off data every time. I wonder which network one can swtitch to as all others are shittier networks
Phones / Re: MTN Modifies 1.5GB Data Plan, Limits Bonus To Night Only (1am - 7am) by phenomem(m): 6:50pm On Feb 06, 2018
Does anybody noticed that mtn will browse for 1min and just stop browsing without putting the data off. If you wait for a while it will continue browsing and if you are not patient enough, you will have to off the data and on it back before it continues to browse. It has been happening to me since November ever since they had a network problem or some sort. Its really getting annoying. Does anyone have the same issue and have a solution for this?
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by phenomem(m): 8:22am On Sep 03, 2017
A very good friend I think was around my street in Lagos and it was late in the night. He called me up and asked if I could accommodate him till the next morning and I gladly said yes. The next morning came and we played and talked till the evening so he decided stay a night again. It was in the morning when he went to take his bath that I realized He had everything to use for a month In that bag. It was then I realized that this guy didn't come to stay the night so as an intelligent guy I chilled and watched how event will unfold.

After he finished taking his bath, he said he wanted to take me out so we went out drinking and we came back at night and he slept over again. It's 3 days now. Early in that morning I asked him if he was ready to leave because I will be going to work and to my surprise he said he thought he could stay over for a couple of days. Immediately, I replied him that my fiance is coming today and that he wouldn't expect me to share my apartment with him and my fiance. He even had the nerve to ask me how much time my fiance is going to stay. To cut the long story short, it was like I chased him out because of his cunning ways. Till this day we are not on good terms

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Celebrities / Re: “Bleep Biafra” - Gideon Okeke by phenomem(m): 7:39am On Sep 03, 2017
Tolexander:
See them!

They have started attacking the sources of the sperm cell and egg cell that produced the actor.

Leave them. Soon they will say nA akwa-ibom igbo. Igbos that haven't even reconciled with eachother but want to stay as a whole together.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Slays In New Instagram Photo by phenomem(m): 9:18pm On Aug 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Igbo got beautiful women , I swear down

We know na... But no their men no fine.
Food / Re: N50 Sachet Garri With Groundnut And Sugar Sold In Ogun State by phenomem(m): 8:48pm On Aug 08, 2017
alcmene:
That's the food Afonjas can afford for the meantime.

Passed through Ilaro, Ita-Ogbolu and other remote areas of Ondo state and had pity on those guys.


You do your fine bara reach those places too? Oya define Afonja

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi As A Secondary School Student In Jos (Throwback Picture) by phenomem(m): 10:42am On Aug 07, 2017
marshborn:
My senior In school back those days in township secondary sch,jos(john mikel obi and Iyke his close pal in school then) grin grin

Nobody wey no fit to make am.


How old you be make we use am know mikels real age biko
Romance / Re: "My Sex Doll Is So Much Better Than My Real Wife" - Japanese Man (Photos) by phenomem(m): 3:14pm On Jul 02, 2017
auntysimbiat:
WATCH HIM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg_KvbuspZY

You see competition you fear � Ehn?
Politics / Re: Okoi Obono-Obla: "Biafra Referendum Legally & Politically Impossible" by phenomem(m): 3:06pm On Jul 01, 2017
Smily202:
Chai Elderly man speaking like a stupid child because He's enjoying the statue qou... So u mean the coutitution cannot be ammeded again.? HES EVEN A LAWYER ... later they will say we should respect the elders.

Who is going to amend it? The nnamdi Kanu that wanna spill your blood for war while his children are in the UK all in the name of leaving Nigeria or the lawmakers that doesn't know weither to support biafra or continue making their money in the house of representatives? Go and get your facts right and read the constitution. If the referendum is going to take place, know that the constitution will only allow it if the whole nation participates. Now tell me who is going to lose?
Politics / Re: QUIT NOTICE: Igbo Community In Borno Held Peace Meeting With Borno People by phenomem(m): 9:51pm On Jun 25, 2017
omokoladele:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Igbos in Bornu?? Eleyi gidigan oooo

So who are the ones shouting Secession when the real igbos are busy enjoying Nigeria??

They are the lazy ibos my brother. Imagine going to Alaba international market and you tell all the ibos there to suddenly go home, what would they answer you with. Like someone said, there are ibos and there are ipods.

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: Wept, Saw Hopelessness When IPOB Members Were Waving Biafran Flags by phenomem(m): 9:41pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ziluxger:

Plz stop carrying another man's problem on your head if u feel it's not making you insecure. Ibos are easily manipulated Ibos are not easily manipulated, how does it concern you. Are u Ibo? No. So why are u having sleeplessness night and so concerned abt their easily manipulation nature as u describe it. The truth is that you and your co-travellers are afraid of Ibo agitation, Afraid of your future should Ibo go. But you forget that the fear of tomorrow is the biggest enemy of man. Instead of u and your fellow afonjas making bigotry, fear of tomorrow and pull him down syndrome your trademark, you and your people should gather courage, define your course and follow it vigorously. You maybe be surprise you and your tribe may come out best at the end of the day.

I think you are one of those people that don't have any landed property outside your state and one of dem lazy ipob member. I care less if you go or not, I just have to sympathize with the good ibos in the north and in the southwest because It is you the lazy ones that sits on your ass in your home and call for agitation.

Talking about concern like I give a rats as about you. The lazy ibos are even one of Nigeria s greatest problem. They go spoil the image of the country by committing ranges of crimes whereever they find themselves. Every where you go all you hear Ibo names associated with everything bad.

It saddens me to say this as I've got lots of great Ibo friends but I just have to say. Go find something to do Mr man
Celebrities / Re: If You Feel People I Hailed In My Songs Are Fraudsters, Report To EFCC -9ice by phenomem(m): 6:41pm On Jun 25, 2017
I don't know what the fuzz is all about. 9ce is an entertainer and he is got to entertain. We all knows that is how entertainers do their thing in as much as they are heard. Most other musicians that carry your future wife dancing naked for their song nko, you no go see anything talk about that. Bottom line is mind your business. People dey listen to his songs
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: Wept, Saw Hopelessness When IPOB Members Were Waving Biafran Flags by phenomem(m): 6:13pm On Jun 25, 2017
1Rebel:
For all those who are opposing the Biafran project, I have just one sentence for you:


Don't believe us, just watch
cool


My man quiet there. They've been watching you since 1962 and we've been watching you since 2015.your problem is you online Nigeria when it is sweet. when it goes south you won run. Hypocrites
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: Wept, Saw Hopelessness When IPOB Members Were Waving Biafran Flags by phenomem(m): 6:09pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ziluxger:

Stop showing your stupidity and low life online. Your type is why people abuse yorubas online and see them as cowards.

You need to say that to your ibo people to stop all this trash they do supporting anybody that manipulate their brain by thinking like they care while they don't. We must all accept it. Ibo are easy to manipulate and they sympathy too much
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Outfit To A Birthday Party Of A 13-Year-Old Girl by phenomem(m): 5:30pm On Jun 21, 2017
Haba.. .somebody got to act as the clown now

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Business / Re: Lagos State Government Starts Sale Of Lake Rice For Eid-el-fitr by phenomem(m): 7:41pm On Jun 18, 2017
Keneking:


Member, Ambode Media Centre...

Answer the questions...stop typing thrash

Going with the way you type, I believe you stay in Lagos. And for you to have lived in Lagos and not see that the guy is trying, my friend you are progress blind. Enemy of progress
Business / Re: Lagos State Government Starts Sale Of Lake Rice For Eid-el-fitr by phenomem(m): 10:12am On Jun 18, 2017
Keneking:
Only to Yoruba muslims undecided undecided

- with residency card
- with APC membership card
- with LASG staff ID
- living in Lagos

Be clear on those that can apply...

I don't this person thinks before he talks. What do you mean by all this undigested beans you just vomited? You need to see where they sell the lake rice and how it's being sold to everyone. You are here and see that people talk and you just open your mouth like your anus and dump shiet. Smh
Agriculture / Re: Best Cassava Production Plan To Help You Make Money by phenomem(m): 7:09am On Jun 17, 2017
eminikansoso:
grin
OP You are a confirmed Internet farmer.
You know nothing about farming just look at your analysis, for example #88,000 for palm oil for garri processing.
Now Let me educate you on cassava farming business.
Let assume you want to farm on an hectare of land which is 100m by 100m equal to 10,000m square.
Land clearing during the january /February period will cost you 15000 to 25000 depend on the locations.
Next stage is Tilling and Ridges by tractor or manual, but tractor will be much better and will cost you around 20,000 to 30,000 depend on your locations.
Other stages include herbicide spraying and planting of cassava, you will need like 4 litres of herbicides and 50 bundles of cassava stems for 1 hectare of cassava farm which will cause you around 75,000 for proper planting of 1 meter spacing.
It take cause 9 to 12 months to reach maturity stage and it depends on the species.
Harvesting is done by hand and like me I sell by ton no further processing because of time and stress involve.
For an hectare of cassava farm highest I have uproot is about 63 tons about 2 years ago and was sold at 22500 per ton then.
Thanks
cassava farming is very lucrative no magic about it but it take time.

Where are you located please and can you please email me, I will like to discuss some things with you. phenomemm@gmail.com or chat me up on whatsapp on 07030908277
Education / Re: Ayodele Awojobi: Nigeria's Albert Einstein by phenomem(m): 6:33pm On Jun 03, 2017
I can't just help but wonder why the good die young

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