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Religion / Re: Married Nigerian Woman Celebrates Two Years Without Masturbating, Watching Porn by PhenomenalAustin: 4:51pm On Dec 31, 2020
Maybe 'cause she's married!

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie Robbed At Gunpoint In Lagos by PhenomenalAustin: 10:33pm On Dec 21, 2020
kenzysmith:
my best comedy actor . Baba tell wan guy for one film say the vein when full him face be like gator for clothes wey dem iron bend. he come still tell the house help for (corporate maid) say you feel say I non know were all the milk wey u dey drink for thiis house were he dey enter! one day I go press all those milk them come outside.


Ah Corporate Maid


Hot Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye with Van Vicker


Na like the first mini xrated feem I watch lol
Music/Radio / Re: Name Your Top Five Best Songs Of 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 10:17pm On Dec 21, 2020
MoDaniel:
Local:
Infinity by Olamide ft Omah Lay
Abule by Patoranking
Godly by Omah Lay
Beamer by Rema
Ole by Tiwa Savage ft Naira Marley

Foreign:
Blinding Lights by Weekend
Dance Monkey by Tones & I
Roses by Saint Jhn
Don't Start Now by Dua Lipa
Own It by Stormzy/Ed Sheeran/Burna Boy


You've listen to Tones and I's UR SO FUCKING COOL?
Music/Radio / Re: Name Your Top Five Best Songs Of 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 10:15pm On Dec 21, 2020
Pleasant01:

I love that one also..... would have been my number six..



Ah! A 999ner
Music/Radio / Re: Name Your Top Five Best Songs Of 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 10:14pm On Dec 21, 2020
UNCL3:
Foreign songs


Joyner Lucas_Evolution
Drake_Laugh now cry later
The Weeknd_Blinding lights
Miley Cyrus_Midnight sky



Nigerian songs


Burna Boy_20_10_20



Drop yours, let's make this fun.




Joyner Lucas EVOLUTION Ep
Juice_WRLD BLOOD ON MY JEANS
Tones and I UR SO FUCKING COOL
Peruzzi CINCINNATI
Jack Harlow TYLER HERRO

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Romance / Re: I Really Don't Know How To Classify Myself Now by PhenomenalAustin: 9:49am On Dec 01, 2020
lessonsoflife:


yes you can.

Alright


07030660075


Thanks a lot
Romance / Re: I Really Don't Know How To Classify Myself Now by PhenomenalAustin: 3:15pm On Nov 30, 2020
lessonsoflife:


Drop your whatsapp number and I will give you the basics.


Yoo! Me too.. Can I drop my number please?
Romance / Re: I Really Don't Know How To Classify Myself Now by PhenomenalAustin: 9:59am On Nov 30, 2020
lessonsoflife:
I believe that I am introvert reason because I don't talk except maybe about football and politics. I do give little advise too base on how I see things. But here is the thing.
1. I just cannot express myself to a woman
2. I lack maintained conversation
3. I can be indoors for the whole day or just stroll by walking some few meters.
4. I don't have vibes.
5. I kill women vibes and men alike.
6. No creativity.

Now I don't know if I am an introvert or just being fearful and lazy. I sleep a lot.





I'm just a hundred percent as you..... I discus football very well and I'm a madman on social media but I love staying indoors... Like I can stay indoors for a month and won't feel shit..... I don't talk to them ladies and they pass me of as rude and proud even tho I'm not.... I just don't feel like talking all the time.... Tho I have something doing

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Education / Re: SSANU Warns Against ‘unjust’ Sharing Of N40bn Earned Allowances by PhenomenalAustin: 8:13am On Nov 30, 2020
After Assu strike is over, expect SSANU and NASU strike




And then finally, another ASUU strike because I'm sure the government will renege on their agreements with them in a few months time because I'm so sure other government agencies will bring out their own payments platform and then they'll be forced to abandon the UTAS.

And the Nigerian Students keep suffering




Sighs

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Business / Re: Saloon Or Viewing Centre by PhenomenalAustin: 3:59pm On Nov 29, 2020
Viewing center for me.



You can also sell Buns, recharge cards, cold drinks and then create a space for Bet9ja

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Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie Shoots Her Shot At Don Jazzy by PhenomenalAustin: 7:44am On Nov 27, 2020
These Hos
Romance / Re: What Song Is Currently On Your Repeat Replay? by PhenomenalAustin: 7:33am On Nov 25, 2020
prince2pac:


Thanks bro..

You can also add

T.I ft John Legend- we did it big
riles- thank God
XXXTENTACION-whoa (mind in awe)
Juice WRLD- who shot Cupid?
21 savage & metro boomin ft Drake - Mr right now
Logic-man I is
busta rhymes ft Kendrick Lamar-look over your shoulder
offset ft j Cole- how did I get here
Juice WRLD-empty
Nas -10 points
brymo-let us be great
brymo-when you fall
brymo-money launderers and heart breakers
brymo-heya

etc.. e plenty

Bad energy - Juice WRLD
Up and Away - Juice WRLD
Fight Demons - Juice WRLD
Screw Juice - Juice WRLD
Righteous - Juice WRLD

Infact all Juice songs... I'm a mad 999 fan

Also, Tyler Herro - Jack Harlow
Right back - Khalid, Boogie with the hodie
Tiptoe - Roddy and BWTH
2pac - no peace
2pac - resurrection

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Romance / Re: What Song Is Currently On Your Repeat Replay? by PhenomenalAustin: 5:12pm On Nov 24, 2020
prince2pac:
2pac-who do you believe in
2pac-ghetto gospel ft Elton John
2pac-keep ya head up
2pac-my block
2pac-re you still down
J Cole-the cut off ft kill Edward
J Cole-love yours
J Cole-january 28
J Cole-a tale of 2 citiez
Juice wrld-wishing well
Juice wrld-conversations
J cole-friends ft kill Edward
burna boy-real life
xxxtentacion-sad
schoolboy q-blessed ft Kendrick Lamar



Damn, Juice Wrld! Yhu have a great playlist
Romance / Re: Who Else Thinks There Should Be A 'dislike' Button On Nairaland? by PhenomenalAustin: 2:57pm On Nov 24, 2020
For real.. I support this motion
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Sprays Bundles Of Money On A Couple by PhenomenalAustin: 3:29pm On Nov 23, 2020
Daamn nigarrr
Issoryt



That's how real niggas do! Spending money anyday anytime twice on a Monday!
I know Cubana also bangs some pussys all the time while wrapping his weed!


But all these money is just vanity... We need to focus on the last day as the trumpet could sound any moment from now


Anyways, it shows our darling daddy is working as Cubana has enough money to spend!


#GodblessOurDarlingDaddy
#GodblessNigeria

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Health / Re: Persistent Rashes On Skin GONE! by PhenomenalAustin: 12:06pm On Oct 31, 2020
Richadv:

Tanks alot

You're welcome
Health / Re: Persistent Rashes On Skin by PhenomenalAustin: 11:06am On Oct 31, 2020
phollybee:
What did you use?

BAFAMA cream... I didn't take any oral drugs...

I just used the cream CONSISTENTLY
Health / Re: Persistent Rashes On Skin GONE! by PhenomenalAustin: 11:03am On Oct 31, 2020
tetula123:
Later some persons will say nairaland isn’t hospital.
If you have a problem visit the hospital and say it here if possible. No one knows where help comes from.

Honestly, if I hadn't posted about it, I'm not sure I would have known what it was...

I'll advise anyone to post whatever issues they have and forget about the trolls....
Someone must definitely help out

Thanks a lot
Health / Re: Persistent Rashes On Skin GONE! by PhenomenalAustin: 11:00am On Oct 31, 2020
Richadv:
Pls drop the drugs you used ,am also treating mine now just incase the treatment does not work


I used Funbact A but it was INEFFECTIVE


look for BAFAMA triple action cream..... Always be consistent while using it..... I didn't take any oral drugs at all... I just used the cream CONSISTENTLY....
It will work for you definitely! Wash all your clothes, bedsheets and personal stuff with hypo and hot water

Get well soon broo
Health / Persistent Rashes On Skin GONE! by PhenomenalAustin: 1:30pm On Oct 30, 2020
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/5614264/persistent-rashes-skin

I'm so grateful for your contributions when I had those issues smiley... I'm also grateful to the trolls too grin


It was Scabies! My roommate had it but he didn't tell the others about it so we could take precautions then sad


My parents thought it was spiritual attack because the tests I underwent showed nothing cheesy... My parents were so worried but its all clear now

I'm so grateful to NAIRALAND because honestly if I hadn't posted about it, I'm not sure I would have even knew what it was...
Whenever you have an issue, just post about it, forget the usual trolls, there are serious minded people who would definitely help you out

Thanks a lot people... I'm so grateful smiley

Big thanks to lalasticlala for moving the previous post to the front page... More snake threads to you nwanne grin
Health / Re: Persistent Rashes On Skin by PhenomenalAustin: 1:18pm On Oct 30, 2020
MJBOLT:
it might be scabies


Yeah, it was


It's all clear now! Thanks a lot
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli And Husband, Nnamdi Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by PhenomenalAustin: 3:14pm On Oct 28, 2020
Bon anniversary!


See as woman young after 20 years of marriage!

Whereas others go dn begin old after like 3 years of marriage!

Anyhow sha, if you're depressed or down, please find someone to share your story with... It may not take away your burden but trust me, you'll feel relieved!
Suicide is not an option!


Talk to someone please...... My secondary school classmate just committed suicide last night



Rest well Ebuka cry

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Politics / Re: Three Times Nigerians Forced Buhari To Speak On Burning Issues In 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 2:26pm On Oct 23, 2020
He's an introverted idiot


Foohk the Cow-in-chief
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (3 - 3 ) On 17th October 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2020
Zyxzzzz:
my Fpl oooo embarassed took hit to get wener out


Werner's my vice captain, Van Dijk was my captain.......




I'm not crying... I swear...
Crime / Re: Woman Chops Off Her Niece's Finger In Onitsha (Photos) by PhenomenalAustin: 2:20pm On Sep 25, 2020
nakaman:
the look of the little girl made me want to cry, damn touching


Asin ehhn... The pain she trying to fight back.... embarassed

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Romance / Re: Woman, 68, Laments How Her Love For Toyboy Cost Her £18K, Emotional Trauma (Pix) by PhenomenalAustin: 8:23pm On Sep 20, 2020
E be like sae the man jazz her... For her to know all about the scam and even laughed at those who fell for it and then being scammed herself .. E no dy ordinary biko


LOL

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 14th September 2020 by PhenomenalAustin: 6:16pm On Sep 14, 2020
Come on, you Blues!!
Time to turn out talents into Trophies



Let's fucking goooooooooooo


#KTBFFH forever cool

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Health / Re: Resident Doctors Suspend Nationwide Strike by PhenomenalAustin: 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
Like play, like play.. Na so ASUU go suspend their own


I no wan resume embarassed crysad

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump Pulls Her Hand Away From Donald Trump's As They Step Off Air Force by PhenomenalAustin: 2:10pm On Aug 17, 2020
From his sugar girl to the FLOTUS!



Upgrade! Lol

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Sports / Re: 5 Reasons Barca's President Is Responsible For The Club's Woes by PhenomenalAustin: 9:09pm On Aug 15, 2020
Barca may be going Milan's and Manchester Unuted's way if care is not taken!

Bartomeu is a total disaster!


Just imagine swapping Arthur for Pjanic!



Shit!

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Education / Re: Horrible World History by PhenomenalAustin: 3:29pm On Aug 13, 2020
fattprince:

I can't help but to see how beautiful this girl looked. I'm sure she found it difficult to live then. Hope she survived school.


She didn't.... I think she had to quit the school after 3 weeks

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