I think I remember that "shiit" quote should be about Summer wanting grandpa Rick to leave his young body and become an old man again


Morty's like, "you don't want us to be happy? I'm happy and Rick's happy, is that what you don't like?"

ProfessorAlex:

Rumours with Bayern director and manager, Chelsea manager, Man City manager, ATM manager, PSG, all rejecting him publicly?

You dy mind am?

Pendu's getting rejected left, right and centre

Mx that was once peaceful is now becoming so insecure

It's so sad

But recently there has been terrorist attacks on Nordic countries.


Anyway, naija can never be on that list

When you're struggling to feed, clothe
After spending extra years in school because of incessant strikes, how would you be happy?

People still go on vacations?


Anyway, we can be happy when we vote #ObiDatti2023

This is why sane people shouldn't kill themselves for any politician

After the whole election thingy, they'll go back to being associates and friends while you'll just create enmity between your friends and neighbors because of people who don't give a single fuxk about you nor your family


Sha, #ObiDatti2023

Men!!!!!!

Abeg Nigerians, let's get it better this time

I no fit chew agbado and cassava properly abeg
My teeth go pain me


#ObiDatti2023 by God's grace

VeryWickedMan:
Nothing sweeter than chooking your prick inside a soft bumbum and hearing that "fuke fuke futush fitish" sound then bringing your prick out and finding Hollandia ice cream on it before forcing her to lick every drop off.

See you, see yeast infection

GardenOfGod:

I go check am with cassava

Abeg carry agbado and tears juice give am too, make e for wash them down

Abba114:
you guys are funny. you really think this obi is going to win presidential election

You really thought APC would win the governorship election

Nonsense and Agbado FC

Barman, abeg play me "Save Your Tears" by The Weeknd ft Agbado FC

jrusky:


Bro seriously you wrote nonsense you are nothing but a silly anuofia eze idiala anukpama bitch.

Bleep obi. Go sell your obi to your useless ewu morroco slowpoke ipigs.

10 million, 30 million shit. will you sshhhrraappp and feck to hell. Bloody odumkun.

Boss, no vex

No be everybody like agbado and cassava like you


Ezi ọhịa
Nkịta mgba

jrusky:


Hope you are not trying to campaign for Obishit if your epistle is for Obishit pls you just wrote thrash no one want obishit except ipigs political terrorist.

Thanks.

Save your tears for another day

Anụ ọhịa

Okobola146:
you no dey tire to dey report people? You take 15 years senior seun, Mynd44 take only one year senior you, you senior Dominique with 20 years, na for your hand dem take born justwise, yet you no go allow dem rest, every time you go dey run go meat dem dey quote nairaland rules. See make I tell you, na laff, all of dem dey alway laff you as dem don tire for your mata.

Ah dn die

Nobody dy take the cadaver griller serious

Obidientful:

Eyaa!!
You don lose already. Just tell your boss to start packing his properties out. The dancing senator will soon dance to the government house

Leave that one.. That one bụ okwu nkasi obi

WOTOWOTO


God's willing, we're clinching that presidential seat

Me, I can't chew agbado and cassava properly abeg
My teeth go pain me

#ObiDatti2023

VeryWickedMan:
I will sell all my family land for her

Roxy Reynolds

Angelfrost:
Basketball gone...
Other Sports buried...

Men's football laid to rest...

Now, Super Falcons finally became grilled chicken!


There was a country!

This comment dy off me

ExcelDBM:


Bros you wicked . Is that not ?

Na him ooo.. No peace for am as he no want peace for everybody

Parizz:
you are a stupid fellow. 2k times 21 days

Still doesn't change the fact that he earns more than the vulture griller.


You're triggered. Why? Do you grill vultures too

Yeah broo and may God bless your future plans and huslte


By the way, you even earn more a month (60k), in your former work, than the vulture griller (30k) receives from his masters. Please link him up to your previous Chinese job. Maybe he would know the essence of receiving 'genuine' money he worked hard for.

APC


ASIWAJU PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS


Them dn leave you behind
Mumu man

whitephoenix:
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These are old pictures. Many of them were taken when he was still a governor. You would expect the press to be around a governor, wouldn't you?

Nwanne, leave these fvckers and keep the gospel going


Obi2023

TheGiftedOne:




What's funny? That write-up is for grammarians. Twisted to get your likes confused. So what's the fuss about?

Really should ignore this but nah. Anyone who couldn't understand what you wrote up there should learn from Sisi-whatever that the dumb griller mentioned. Atleast she was still '7' and very 'intelligent' to sit for the common entrance examinations

Finally, I'm sure all doubts about the sanity of the dumb griller is laid to rest as you can see beyond all reasonable doubts, that the dude is a retardedd dumbfvck

Peace broo

TheGiftedOne:




The little doubt I had about your insanity has been successfully cleared.... Thanks for the clarity.

Wetin be this abeg

bencr7:
I don't no why that guy na Chelsea fan,na that type of person manutd need

I swear. I dy always cringe when I see when him post him support for Chelsea

Tụfịakwa... We no need am abeg.. Make them carry am go Assnal abeg

Tueh!

Why do I feel this was written by one of our Obidient people


I see 'sarcasm'

My wife no fit ever go gym

Never!


If I can't train or massage her, make she forget am.

I no like rough play abeg

Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!
Really thought we would sign him after offloading that fat big idiiot to Inter!


What is Boehly doing?


Bring back ROMAN!!!!!!

I'm sure her 'classmates' would be so uneasy with her in the class

I'm sure she sends them on errands and cautions them as a mother would do her children.

I'm sure the teacher calls her 'madam'
I'm sure she gets away with things that she should be punished for.

Nonexisting:
Me and my guys after drinking, na one person dey always foot the bill. We don't have any rotational plan but we rotate it unconsciously. We can't have everyone putting hands in pockets or pressing phone to do cash transfer at the same time all the time. By the way, I hang out and drink with my two close friends only or I drink alone. Can't have an envious man around poison my drink.

Be careful broooo, na friends dy run am these days. Been a victim. Be careful about your 'friends'.

Omo, once I hit you up and you don't respond, I walk away.


It's not redpilling stuff but broo, I get pride to protect.

Pussyassasin:
True, sometimes I take my guy's out and foot the bill. They'll do same for me another day.

You know this! When guys help their fellow guys, there is this unwritten agreement even though unconsciously, that you owe him big.

You'll be willing to help him out when he has nothing as a result of that 'little' help he offered you before.

Help your guys!

Fairmedia:
Developers...what a people

Yeah, the same way then developers have Mr. Bobrisky Idris, James Brown and Denrele Edun!

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