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Sports / Re: Willian Turns Down New Deal With Chelsea And Set To Move To Arsenal by PhenomenalAustin: 3:32pm On Aug 31, 2021
GOFRONT:
COYG....


grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Willian Apologises To Arsenal Fans As His Contract Is Ended By Mutual Consent by PhenomenalAustin: 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2021
I just want to tell YOU going hard times, that things will be better!

People are worse off than you for real! Just keep on fighting





You'll definitely come out victorious! smiley

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Sports / Re: Willian Apologises To Arsenal Fans As His Contract Is Ended By Mutual Consent by PhenomenalAustin: 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2021
How time flies! Willian was my fave Chelsea player after Dave.


I remember Super Frankie begging him to sign a new contract of 2 years.
Mind you, Chelsea do not offer long term contracts to over-30s (think about Lampard, Didier, AC3, etc).
Willy said NO. He was the best player for us after Olivier post-lockdown. He was feeling so 'important'. He wanted the best of the contracts; more money + longer stay. We didn't budge, so he left


The Afro left. I was devastated. How were we going to move forward without Willy, how am I going to watch more world-class freekicks, who would be the player with experience to take care of CHO, Money Mase et al ?
Then he left to our B team - Assnal FC while promising them that while they haven't qualified for the Champs League snce 2017,he was gonna make sure they won it within 3 years

Well let's say, the opposite happened... While the BEST TEAM IN LONDON and UK won the Champs League a year later cool, the Afro gained weight, scored a measly 1 goal and Assnal didn't still make top 4...

Goodluck Willy, even though thunder suppose faya you grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Help Someone And You Landed Into Trouble?? ... Share by PhenomenalAustin: 5:59am On Aug 30, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
I helped General Buhari to become the President by voting for him. Now see the trouble I've landed.

I have to change my cream due to cost.
Garri a paint container is now N1600.
Rice that used to be N1400 is now N2200.

Beans that was N700 is now N2500.

Come 2023 if no woman contest, I will burn my PVC.

Men have proven to be vision-less


Normally sha, e no suppose beta for you!
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Crazy & Brutal Fitness Regime At Age 36 (Photos) by PhenomenalAustin: 5:56am On Aug 30, 2021
yuping:
He sleep or naps five times a day, that I don't believe, to sleep self no dey easy ooo

I understand broo cry
E no easy nh because money never dy.. When you wan sleep, you go dy reason how your life dy go. B4 you know, sleep go dy hard you cry

CR7 dn make am. There's this calmness when things dy sure for you.
Imagine sae every Friday, alert of about 900,000 euros + other investments dy enter your account grin
To sleep no go hard you again


Las las we go make am! wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On August 28 2021 by PhenomenalAustin: 2:01pm On Aug 29, 2021
Wordson:
1-1... Niceeee....
We will return to finish d job in second half.. grin

Finish job ko, Mouth Action ni


Mtcheww
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks On Leaving Juventus For Manchester United by PhenomenalAustin: 9:19am On Aug 28, 2021
Ekenev2:
Ronaldo is leaving Juventus for three major reasons:

1. Massimiliano Allegri, the new Juventus coach never wanted him. Infact he advised Juventus board to get rid of him before he left during his first stint at the Juve dugout. He only wants Dybala

2. Juventus can no longer pay him. The financial implications of Corona virus is not good for them coupled with the fact that the Champions League dream that made them buy him is becoming a false hope.

3. Ronaldo wants the shine again after Messi took the spotlight with his move to PSG
grin grin



Especially no 3
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Drops Out Of Europe’s Top Five Highest-Paid Players After Man Utd Return by PhenomenalAustin: 9:08am On Aug 28, 2021
fergie001:
Cristiano, very selfless individual....... grin cheesy

He always respect loyalty.


Loyalty? I thought yhu scumbags said Messi should leave Barcelona and he should prove himself elsewhere? Now, you're putting Crotone-man and loyalty in the same sentence? You dy smoke dung? sad

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Politics / Re: ‘I Went To Study In Cambridge’ — Atiku Speaks On Rumoured Relocation Abroad by PhenomenalAustin: 12:34pm On Aug 27, 2021
Ex-président OBJ recommended the course for him to study


Atleast he studied a course!

Can that vegetative mannequin in the Aso rock read a door post ? angry

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Health / Re: Please What Is Breaking Out On My Skin ? by PhenomenalAustin: 1:51pm On Aug 26, 2021
ijoba222:


omo it might be scabies oo because it itches sometimes , any idea of what I can use to treat it please like an ointment or something, but I thought scabies only affected the pubic region ni


Use BAFAMA CREAM... That was what I use when I had scabies.. Check my moniker, I created a topic about it



Stay away from others broo

Safe recovery, may the forces be with you! smiley
Romance / Re: Women, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partners? by PhenomenalAustin: 1:04pm On Aug 26, 2021
Numerouno94:


Tanx bro. We jux gats give ourselves sense if we want peace of mind. As i dey so the last tin wey go disturb me na say my woman dey cheat. Lol.

I swear.. When I never live the kyn life I want + I never give my parents the life them deserve + I never help my real gees out, then na one vag-inaa I go dy think about? Relationship na scam abeg

We gats focus on ourselves abeg
Romance / Re: Women, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partners? by PhenomenalAustin: 12:21pm On Aug 26, 2021
Numerouno94:
Wahala for guys that takes a relationship serious. The advice i always give to ma hommies is that no relationship is worth ur 100%, redirect that time u invest in a relationship to urself. Luk gud, feel gud, take care of ur family nd loyal frnds, invest in urself..



I'm always wit my hommies durin my free time cos i learn alot from them Vis-à-vis, nd we help one anoda grow. Having the right clique is way better than keepin baseless relationships. Who get time for woman matter.

Yous a real niggarr cool

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Entertainment / Re: Young Lady Shows Off Her Acrobatic Dance Skills At An Event (Video) by PhenomenalAustin: 2:46pm On Aug 25, 2021
davodyguy:


Is that all you saw?

Yeah
Entertainment / Re: Young Lady Shows Off Her Acrobatic Dance Skills At An Event (Video) by PhenomenalAustin: 2:39pm On Aug 25, 2021
Cheii, omo see dah azzz tongue

grin

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Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Blames Buhari For Missing Her Flight by PhenomenalAustin: 11:42am On Aug 21, 2021
It wasn't because the vegetable was going to Kano.. But also because the vulturebbqgriller was also in the same car with 'Our darling daddy'


Anụ ọhịa


angry

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels: I Am All By Myself, No Husband, No Child (Photos) by PhenomenalAustin: 10:46am On Aug 18, 2021
tyson98:
Good for you!

Help me ask her who snap the pictures

First to comment...Thanks seun for crediting my akant grin

Broo, do they really pay for FTC? shocked
Foreign Affairs / Re: Talibans Vow To Impose Islamic Law Worldwide by PhenomenalAustin: 11:53am On Aug 17, 2021
Of every religion, these ones branded themselves with 'peace'


RELIGION OF PISS indeed
angry

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Religion / Re: My Experience With A Babalawo From Nairaland by PhenomenalAustin: 4:32pm On Aug 16, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Anyone know if the OP is still alive and well? The way he take abandon this story is..... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


29th of this month will make it 3 years since he was online


Wherever you are OchuAja, Chukwu nonye lụ gị nwanne

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Religion / Re: Letter Addressed To Pope Containing Bullets Intercepted by PhenomenalAustin: 7:17am On Aug 14, 2021
The bullet is a subtle message to the Pope
He should limit his public appearances as it seems someone, some people out there are planning against his life

They may be victims of child abuse suffered at the hands of some catholic priests


Sha, what do I know?


Make we dy see

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Villarreal: UEFA Super Cup - 6 - 5 On Penalties by PhenomenalAustin: 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....

Vilareal anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

You are not a real niggarr angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Rick And Morty Fans (come On In ) by PhenomenalAustin: 9:25pm On Aug 10, 2021
Ooooooooooooooooooww weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Mr. Poppy buťt-hole
grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's Images Being Removed From Nou Camp by PhenomenalAustin: 7:31pm On Aug 10, 2021
This goes to show that we are actually dispensable to others !

After you've done everything to people, once you leave, then you're nobody


No too take this life serious
sad
Celebrities / Re: Rare Throwback Photo Of Patience Ozokwor by PhenomenalAustin: 9:14pm On Aug 06, 2021
Wow

Looking like a young Tonto Dike


Lol


Mama G... The woman that made me afraid of old women

LOL

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Crime / Re: Chigozie Nebo: 14-Year-Old Boy, 8 Others Detained By Enugu Police Over Murder by PhenomenalAustin: 9:34pm On Aug 02, 2021
So the Nigerian Clown Force had to frame a 14 year old boy and had his age changed to 18 in order to punish him for a crime he didn't commit!



This corntree à náli gọ !

Tueeh

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Sports / Re: Olufunke Ogunsuyi Found Dead In Hotel Room (Photos) by PhenomenalAustin: 6:06pm On Aug 02, 2021
She was murdered! sad
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Reacts To Allen Onyema Fraud Case: Go To USA, Face Your Accuser by PhenomenalAustin: 12:39pm On Jul 31, 2021
bigtt76:
For once she appears to make sense with her post. Questions we failed to ask at the onset regards Allen's source of wealth is now being asked by US. He better go answer the questions now. Meanwhile gradually all his aircrafts would be detained and frozen as proceeds from illegally sourced wealth. All the aircrafts lessors are bound to start calling in their planes. Boeing and other manufacturers might also sue for breach of contract. Man is literally f@cked for now.



Is he still f-ucked wink
Sports / Re: Abramovich Was Not ‘directed’ To Buy Chelsea FC By Putin, Court Hears by PhenomenalAustin: 8:41pm On Jul 28, 2021
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Business / Re: Meet The Female Banks CEOs In Nigeria by PhenomenalAustin: 11:55am On Jul 18, 2021
The real slay Queens


But sha hope them no dy choke their male subordinates because women and power lipsrsealed


Sha, I'm glad slawormiir is back!!!



Dammmmnnnn Niggarrrr

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Religion / Re: Bill Wiese: 'I Died & Went To Hell' (23 Questions About Hell) by PhenomenalAustin: 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2021
Godbless3:



You mean "prepare to meet the lord"
Written in spanish and english grin grin grin

Yeah broo... And she made a lot of money
Lol
Religion / Re: Bill Wiese: 'I Died & Went To Hell' (23 Questions About Hell) by PhenomenalAustin: 11:53am On Jul 11, 2021
Daeveed:
.. Seriously..?? Ben 10..?? grin grin grin


Broo, I was gobsmacked! She said it was the devil who invented cartoons!

Tf!
Religion / Re: Bill Wiese: 'I Died & Went To Hell' (23 Questions About Hell) by PhenomenalAustin: 7:21pm On Jul 09, 2021
Afamsi:
I hope you can still make a mokery of the revelation when you finally leave this earth unrepentant.

Stfu broo

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