Politics › Re: Flooded Roads In Uyo After Heavy Rains(photo) by phensbassey(op): 8:19am On May 16, 2017 |
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Politics › Flooded Roads In Uyo After Heavy Rains(photo) by phensbassey(op): 8:18am On May 16, 2017 |
its been raining for almost two hours here in uyo , some of the roads are flooded making movement difficult ...
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Politics › Re: Editorial: Lessons From A Weekend Of Presidential Weddings by phensbassey: 6:59pm On May 15, 2017 |
*copied*
Someone said if you weren't in Minna for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria. The landlords gathered to wine and dine. Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city yesterday as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME. Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured. Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties. Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose. Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras. Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway. Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare. Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes. Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There was no tribal statement. No tribal war. He broke the screen of his phone. Here we are. Continue defending these people who have divided you along religious, ethnic and tribal lines. Continue witth your gullibilty. Continue with your nonsense. What we need is just your brain. Don't bother asking me why |
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Trains With Manchester United Players, Snaps With Jose Mourinho by phensbassey: 1:47am On May 14, 2017 |
so na for him place Eric baily learn how to throw that kind punch wey give am red card...?
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Education › Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by phensbassey: 1:34am On May 14, 2017 |
Affable0709: Yeah, I'm writing mine Wednesday at Nsit Ubiom... Springwood bla bla bla. 1:30pm. From Eket. alright pls do you mind if I get your contanct? or send me a message (07032029647) |
Education › Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by phensbassey: 1:34am On May 14, 2017 |
Affable0709: Yeah, I'm writing mine Wednesday at Nsit Ubiom... Springwood bla bla bla. 1:30pm. From Eket. alright pls do you mind if I get your contanct? |
Education › Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by phensbassey: 5:54pm On May 13, 2017 |
pls is there anyone who wrote in akwa ibom? afaha insit, insit ubium... Springwood Investment, Ikot Okpudo Village, Nsit Eket Road, Nsit Ubium, Akwa Ibom State |
Family › Re: Woman Seeks Divorce Over Naming Ceremonies Without Rams by phensbassey: 3:08pm On May 13, 2017 |
HungerBAD: Lol.
I no understand. She wan name the pikin ram? slaughtering a ram is a must with naming in the north, its a ritual |
Webmasters › Re: Steps To Starting Your Blog by phensbassey: 11:44am On May 11, 2017 |
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Travel › Re: Car Falls Into Drainage In Akwa Ibom, Driver Feared Dead (Photos) by phensbassey: 5:42pm On May 10, 2017 |
I knw this place. its called 4 lane...I live near..
hope he survives |
Education › Jamb Just Sent My Details.. (slip) by phensbassey(op): 8:32am On May 09, 2017 |
I've been posted on Thursday 18th of may 7:00am who else received his/ hers.. my exam time is a bit to early because of the exam center. |
Crime › Re: Religious Crisis Breaks Out At Kabala Junction In Kaduna, 3 Dead by phensbassey: 2:50pm On May 08, 2017 |
and so it began.... |
Nairaland General › Re: Honesty Challenge! (join The Conversation) by phensbassey: 8:26pm On May 05, 2017 |
after deducting half of the money, I'll blow whistle... |
Romance › Re: This Photoshop Of Don Jazzy & Linda Ikeji Look Too Beautiful To Be Fake by phensbassey: 8:23pm On May 05, 2017 |
I do, loading..... |
Romance › Re: This Photoshop Of Don Jazzy & Linda Ikeji Look Too Beautiful To Be Fake by phensbassey: 8:22pm On May 05, 2017 |
I do loading..... |
Crime › Re: See What Happened When NDLEA/Immigraton Officers Accosted A 'Yahoo Boy' On A Bus by phensbassey: 8:21pm On May 05, 2017 |
you shouldn't be surprised |
Phones › Re: Drop A Screenshot Of Your Homescreen by phensbassey: 9:55am On May 05, 2017 |
mine
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Romance › Re: I Just Realized That My Gf Save My No With 722 by phensbassey: 4:06pm On May 04, 2017 |
so that her main nigga no go notice say she get side boo |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Habbit/character You Did As A Child But Still Do Now You Are Grown by phensbassey: 3:55pm On May 04, 2017 |
am addicted to biting my nails, cartoons ( tom and jerry before/ tom and jerry, regular show now) love tasting food on fire stealing meat( I've prayed over this one) bending my feet while sitting singing in the bathroom talking to my self reading in the toilet kicking stone while walking eating from the pot licking my plate/ pot( with my tongue) soaking biscuits in water before eating soaking my toothbrush in water before brushing |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Habbit/character You Did As A Child But Still Do Now You Are Grown by phensbassey: 3:50pm On May 04, 2017 |
am addicted to biting my nails, cartoons ( tom and jerry before/ tom and jerry, regular show now) love tasting food on fire stealing meat( I've prayed over this one) bending my feet while sitting singing in the bathroom talking to my self reading in the toilet kicking stone while walking |
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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Student Dies After Going To A Party by phensbassey: 11:23am On May 03, 2017 |
poshure |
Politics › Re: See How This Ghanaian Man Finished Nigerians On Twitter by phensbassey: 6:39pm On May 02, 2017 |
na who send am self |
Celebrities › Re: British Man Attracted By Cossy Orjiakor's Role In "Pure Honey" by phensbassey: 6:32pm On May 02, 2017*. Modified: 11:21am On May 03, 2017 |
wah..
*modified* FTC am dedicating this to all jambites...this month is our month of success, by the end of this month, we'll all be smiling...with good results.. ijn.. |
TV/Movies › Re: Epic Reply On The Death Of Logan(pics) by phensbassey: 10:29pm On May 01, 2017 |
damn |
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Breath Taking Under Water Photos Of Mr Ideal Nigeria Earth 2017, Adams by phensbassey: 10:27pm On May 01, 2017 |
ironically, its breathtaking, cause
*my head under water but qm breathing fine* |
Romance › Re: If God Should Give You An Opportunityto Ask Him A Question,what Will You Ask? by phensbassey: 10:22pm On May 01, 2017 |
when this world and its wickedness will end... |
Education › Re: FG Cancels Statewide Clean Up Exercise Due To JAMB Mock Exam by phensbassey: 7:34am On Apr 29, 2017 |
the way jamb messed up, not everyone are writing |
Romance › Re: How I Lost My Money To A Prostitute by phensbassey: 9:47pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
ab Homeboiy: If by any chance u know me in person, just act like u don't know me.
It happened on may last yr.
It was on a wednesday evening, i have just returned from a 7hrs journey,I decided to go and buy gallon and bucket at mission road benin city, As a newbie in town, i only know few places. It was 6:34pm i was on my way out when two girls seated infront of a small house called me.
The black one said, hey e be like say u new rent house,u no go give me ur number make i come dey visit u. I smiled and said thank u, she said, come inside i won tell u something, As i looked back two others where seated at my back smilling sheepishly. Tell me wetin u won tell me here nah, No oo, ah ah i no won make anybody hear am. I walked closer,peeped in the small room, saw a naked man ontop of a naked girl, dey squash her, heat dey draw from his head to his nyash, Na there my mind come reset tell me say na Ashawoo quarters i de oo. I hurriedly left there.
As i reach house, i still dey think of wetin for happen if i had entered the room. From that day, i loved to follow that road at night.
HOW I LOST MY MONEY
It was a bright sunday afternoon, BEDC has just taken light, i came outside to get a fresh air. My landlady daughter was seated outside as well, she asked her usual question Bros, u no dey comot today?, this one wey u still dey house by this time. Ah ah ,na wah o, U go follow me comot? Noo, but e hard make u dey house by this kind tym on sundays nah.
I had finished washing my cloths n my shoes in the morning. I then thought of where to go that moment and a nice place like the National Museum (king's square) came into my mind.
To be continued...... abeg mention me wen you continue |
Education › Re: FG begs states to suspend sanitation for JAMB mock by phensbassey: 9:36pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
metromediaboss: The Federal Government has urged all State Governments to allow free movement of people on Saturday, 29 April 2017 to enable students to participate in JAMB’s Voluntary Mock Examination fixed for that date nationwide.
In a statement issued in Lagos on Friday, the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said the mock examination is being conducted ahead of the 2017 UTME to enable interested students to familiarize themselves with the Computer-Based Test (CBT) test environment.
http://www.metronaija.com/2017/04/mock-jamb-exam-fg-urges-state.html
cc: lalasticlala mynd44 what about the reprinting? |
Education › Re: FG begs states to suspend sanitation for JAMB mock by phensbassey: 9:34pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
I havnt done reprinting nw... |
Celebrities › Re: Richard Quest Resurrects The War Between Nigeria Jollof & Ghana Jollof Rice by phensbassey: 9:56am On Apr 27, 2017 |
Henrypraise: north Korea n USA de ginger for world war 3 n 4, naija de gather stamina for jollof war I dey tell you, I just read this morning that USA said they will teach North Korea a lesson...ww3 loading " |