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EducationRe: UTME: JAMB To Save N5bn From CBT; Holds Mock Exam On Saturday by phensbassey: 9:50am On Apr 27, 2017
[quote author=domesifa post=55950925]The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB has said that the Computer-Based Test adopted in the forthcoming Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) would save the examination body about N5 billion.



Registrar of JAMB, Professor Ishaq Oloyede stated this

when will reprinting start?
EducationRe: UTME: JAMB To Save N5bn From CBT; Holds Mock Exam On Saturday by phensbassey: 9:46am On Apr 27, 2017
when will reprinting of slips start.?
EducationRe: Evolution: People Then And Now(Funny Photos). by phensbassey: 3:09pm On Apr 24, 2017
When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.

Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday Love you!

12pm -

Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you -

6pm

Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?

........................................

But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts
such as these:--

6am

Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still
having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm

I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change
my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm

Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it!
Muah!

............................................

But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-

Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN#.

New Offer! Get N1950 to call all networks + 100MB data, SMS V500 to 131. Cost N500. Val/7days

MTN:-

Dear customer do you know that you can
confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs
N20!!! # TGIF

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr
SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize..
CrimeCharms And Juju Are Real.. by phensbassey(op): 1:28pm On Apr 24, 2017
This happened to my aunty few minutes ago, she boarded tricycle to the park, according to her, she sat BTW two persons and one of the passengers asked her for change which she assisted him with.
he then alight from the tricycle and left.
few minutes later, my aunty discovered that the money she collected from the man, and all the money in her bag had disappeared.. without a trace, no single change left..
Am still bewildered by this...has any one here experience this..we need to be careful...
EducationRe: Let's Talk About Animals On Our Planet(Photos). by phensbassey: 6:06pm On Apr 23, 2017
Explorers:
The animal on the Firefox logo is not a fox, but a red panda.
seriouslyhuh like for real, it so looks like a fox
FamilyRe: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by phensbassey: 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2017
chijioke675:
People who doubt dont win game OK Why not call with a strong heart and give it a try OK Call or WhatsApp the number below if interested thanks
the number pls,
FamilyRe: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by phensbassey: 10:41pm On Apr 22, 2017
That HELL FIRE IS REAL
FashionRe: Young Ladies Are Viciously Insulted After Posting Make-up Free Photos by phensbassey: 2:11pm On Apr 04, 2017
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RomanceRe: #bbnaija: You All Need To See This by phensbassey: 10:35pm On Apr 03, 2017
dem force you watch? or vote? na by force?
CelebritiesRe: The Biography & Profile Of Efe (Big Brother Naija) by phensbassey: 10:31pm On Apr 03, 2017
net worth
TV/MoviesRe: Why The Hate? #bbnaija by phensbassey: 10:24pm On Apr 03, 2017
whatevs......
CelebritiesRe: Do You See Any Resemblance? by phensbassey: 6:22pm On Apr 03, 2017
noooooooooooooo!
EducationRe: UTME: JAMB Reduces Questions, Exam Hours by phensbassey: 9:11pm On Apr 02, 2017
how many marks for each question
CelebritiesRe: END TIME: Edo Small Boys Smokes Marijuana(video+ Pics) by phensbassey: 9:06pm On Apr 02, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Mr Ibu, Kcee, And Okon Lagos by phensbassey: 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2017
Mr ibu , Mr ibu, Mr ibu, how many times I calll you
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Mr Ibu, Kcee, And Okon Lagos by phensbassey: 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2017
Mr ibu , Mr ibu, Mr ibu, how many I calll you
EducationRe: Utme 2017: Thread For Commercial Jambites by phensbassey: 12:09am On Apr 02, 2017
money performs many functions one of these functions makes it possible for anyone to provide for old age.
Because of that particular function, money is regarded as?
A medium of exchange
B unit of account
C measure of value
D store of value
E standard for deferred payment
EducationRe: Utme 2017: Thread For Commercial Jambites by phensbassey: 11:53pm On Apr 01, 2017
swiz123:
in starting a public company, which documents are to be present
A. articles and deeds of association B. deeds and agreements of association C. memorandum and articles of association D.memorandum and deeds of an association
A
CareerRe: Free Skill Aquisition/HSE course Training For All by phensbassey: 12:39am On Apr 01, 2017
interested where please
PoliticsWhich Governor In Nigeria Deserves This? (PHOTO) by phensbassey(op): 3:51pm On Mar 25, 2017
mine doesn't

FamilyRe: Am I Doing The Right Thing? by phensbassey: 1:41pm On Mar 25, 2017
sir you need to physically express yourself. there is little or no emotions conveyed through text..
PoliticsRe: From London To Abuja In 50 Days: Buhari’s Return -Reuben Abati by phensbassey: 3:21pm On Mar 11, 2017
Science/TechnologyStar System With Seven Earth-like Planets Found... by phensbassey(op): 7:38am On Mar 10, 2017
Trappist-1, which could support alien life is just 39 light years away.

Astronomers have spotted a star system with planets that could support life just 39 light years away. Seven Earth-like planets have been discovered orbiting nearby dwarf star “Trappist-1”, and all of them could have water at their surface, one of the key components of life.


Three of the planets have such good conditions, that scientists say life may have already evolved on them. Researchers claim that they will know whether or not there is life on any of the planets within a decade, and said ‘this is just the beginning.’


No other star system discovered before has been found to have such a large number of Earth-sized planets. The planets likely have rocky compositions like Earth, are around the same size as our planet, and six have surface temperatures between 0-100°C (32-212°F). This gives these planets some of the vital atmospheric conditions needed to grow biological life.


The researchers suggest that three of the seven planets, found in the system’s “habitable zone”, could have oceans of water with life evolving on them already.


Lead-author and an astronomer at the University of Liège, Belgium, MichaëlGillon, said: ‘We now have seven planets that we can study in detail for life, and this is something we are already doing. People will hear more and more about this system in the coming months and years.”

source: http://m.guardian.ng/features/star-system-with-seven-earth-like-planets-found/

Jokes EtcRe: See Snake With Seven Heads Here by phensbassey: 9:53pm On Mar 08, 2017
where am
FoodRe: A Piece Of Fish Sold For N42,000 At Lagos Supermarket Shocks Man (Photos) by phensbassey: 2:50pm On Mar 07, 2017
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Old Stuff I Saw In My Grandfather House,pix by phensbassey: 2:38pm On Mar 06, 2017
frostland:
pls wat are the names of this old stuff did u use them
which one you go dash me

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