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This job pays a lot,
There was a time I complained to my friend about my job saying it was too stressful that if she could help me get an easy one with good pay that I won't mind, na so my friend come the next day tell Me say she don see work for us buh as starters #100,000 per week if you see how my jaw drop, I just dey scream, dey tell my colleagues say I don dey go, say make them enjoy the suffer head where dey that place
We met with the young man by a pool, I first think say we go dey teach people how to swim, we now go one bar, na hin I change my mind maybe na this bar we wan dey work
Several things went through my mind, the guy was just beating around the bush, na hin my friend just vex and told him to tell us the name of the job,
Immediately the guy just tell us, I just pack my bag and slippers say ehnnnnn it's high time I left this place
My friend she took the job, saw her few months later looking so fine, I come tell another of my friend, wetin happen she say me be MUMU, not long then after I got admission into uni
Rejecting that job was the best thing that ever happened to me..

BiggyB242:
Instead of looking for sperm from a guy who are light skin and 6ft 2in tall why not look for the sperm of guys with a high IQ gene. People are too carried with physical attributes.

You just said what was on my mind, If the sperm cannot produce the next Albert Einstein, I ain't wasting my money on that
The child must bring forth 500 laws and prove, 10,000 theories

LastMumu:
Why are you booking space up and down na?

See question sef

LastMumu:
Why are you booking space up and down na?

Don't mind me, they were some songs that I couldn't remember who sang them and also forgot the title of some
Naso I Google am oooo hence the space keeping

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You make me feel brand new - stylistics
I'll make love to you - boys || men
Always in my heart - Tevin Campbell
I will always love you - Whitney Houston
Can you stand the rain - new edition
Always be my baby - Mariah Carey
All my life - k. Ci and jojo
You make me wanna... - Usher

And all boney m songs

OluKayy:
That's what happens when people draw an inference from social network about Celebes they have never met in person in their lives. Illogical conclusions. Just as some would say Dbanj is broke. Smh

That's human being for you.. Always jumping into conclusions

mrkayusfit:
When u saw him, u wished he was your boyfriend right?

Noooo, at all
The only person I saw and wished was my boyfriend was Joseph Benjamin
So nice so courteous and has a wonderful smile, he also has a knack for remembering names

mrkayusfit:
When u saw him, u wished he was your boyfriend right?

Noooo, at all
The only person I saw and wished was my boyfriend was Joseph Benjamin
So nice so courteous and has a wonderful smile, he also has a knack for remembering names

You can't please everyone I saw him last year and he was dark, very dark, he even had pimples Then I wondered why people say he was bleaching, maybe he's changed sha

mavaakiti:
sir I'm very beautiful in every way for your information.

Seriously your are really answering him
Can't wait to see some people's children tho, the way they open their mouth to insult people on nairaland

The bad thing is that, this kind of people are ALWAYS very UGLY.

2BB4CB3E:
See your big belle, I can't blame the guy

Are you for real?? What goes around definitely cones around
When you mock other people, be prepared to be mocked..
If your body was so perfect then it would have made Nigeria a better Country, it's a pity it's not

Summary : never put your all on somebody, they always tend to stray, even the best of them will disappoint you

For team 'has never been dumped' I hail una
Always expect little out of people

Seriously if the woman has endured this for close to twenty years, then she doesn't want to leave,
you hit my kids once, I would give you a benefit of doubt buh close to twenty years should have given her enough time to do something about this battery buh she didn't.
In as much as you try to help some people,they don't want your help..
This woman doesn't want to leave her husband nor stand up to him, if she wanted to, she would have done that ages ago..
I know it pains you buh there are some situation that you can't help
If you reported to the police and she denies it, what would you do? You can't do much about this situation more so she has grown up kids too

Agu87:
As a medical radiographer, I know d implications of receiving radiation and if this people received it just for the sake of art then d risk outweighs the benefit hence breaching the principle of radiation protection. I think they are either daft or not informed....Rubbish

Thank you, just the same thing I had in mind
One of the many things that causes cancer,
Some people don't like their life shaaaa

ghostmist:
there is a good reason why we say most of you have fish brain... I mean, just look at the kinda "lame duck " logic you put up here??

come to the courtroom and spew this shiit, you'd see how quickly you end up behind bars.

Awwwnnn, really??
So you that has a cockroach sense, that has a better sense than I do
Where is the evidence that she poured the oil on him, you heard a story and decided to appear in court. No
Eye witness? Fingerprint??
The way the judge would slap your face is faster then the speed of light
A third party story and you believe without evidence wow you really do have sense,
I am not trying to say she didn't do it buh you that are so sure she did it, how do you know?? Smh

Oyimeoyimemua:
Anyways thank God he didn't die
I pray he recovers to tell his own side of the story

Thank God ooo, let's hear his side of the story, this person is not even a family member, just wanted to get attention
Nairalanders have started with their story telling, nobody knows who is telling the truth right now

ghostmist:
there is a good reason why we say most of you have fish brain... I mean, just look at the kinda "lame duck " logic you put up here??

come to the courtroom and spew this shiit, you'd see how quickly you end up behind bars.

Awwwnnn, really??
So you that has a cockroach sense, that has a better sense than I do
Where is the evidence that she poured the oil on him, you heard a story and decided to appear in court. No
Eye witness? Fingerprint??
The way the judge would slap your face is faster then the speed of light
A third party story and you believe without evidence wow you really do have sense,
I am not trying to say she didn't do it buh you that are so sure she did it, how do you know?? Smh

Oyimeoyimemua:
I am not judging her in anyway, I just felt what she did will make her to be on d run unnecessarily. from the post she has not even confirmed the allegation but even if its true this is not the best way to go about things like this

That's what I was trying to say, who knows the other story, everybody just came to criticise the girl, nobody knows the discussion they had
This story is of a third party who doesn't know anything about the case at all
just decided to use the media to become famous
Me sha know people can lieeeee
People have killed themselves and made it to be like they were murdered..

Everybody is wicked, girls are wicked, guys are wicked
The only that matters is for you not to fall in the trap

Buh come to think of it, how do they know that the lady poured oil on him if they never found her?, how do they know if she did it?
2. If the oil was hot, how come he didn't wake up and shouted for help before his girlfriend ran away
If there's no evidence she was the one, no eye witness,
In how to get away with murder : my client only hid because she was scared that the family of the boy would most likely beat her up before taking her to the authorities, so she decided to hide...
Maybe it was self defence? They had a fight he provoked her?? All I can see is a one sided story, people can lie sha

Some people will start wailing on how ALL girls are wicked and heartless

7inches:
pure local ibadan gal...
u natural sha.

d good thin is ur type make a good house wife and gives their hubby dat thing well well

I don't know what to say to you, cos I never insulted the op neither did I insult you. I have better things to think of, cos nothing I tell you would make you reason..

7inches:
pure local ibadan gal...
u natural sha.

d good thin is ur type make a good house wife and gives their hubby dat thing well well

I don't know what to say to you, cos I never insulted the op neither did I insult you. I have better things to think of, cos nothing I tell you would make you reason..

LastMumu:
Babe I luv u, I want 2 married u. U 2 fine, u be like Abami dareygo. If u gree 4 me, I promice to be the pafet horseband 4 u 4 ever. Tanks.

I comment on my reserve
No words for you.

No be by force go dubai oooo Emi omo....
This BOY has been immature since 19 b.c

From ibadan?? Really?? OP, why are you lying?? Everything is from ibadan right?
Thank God someone said that this same style was in vogue in Port Harcourt too

She looks good but....
Seriously, No words

OP
Please stop wailing like a baby
Girls are wicked guys are wicked
Everybody is wicked, it was not all women fault that you got dumped
People get dumped everyday yet they move on
You have not moved on cos if you have, you will not be pained like this
And be careful H. I. V is real and other sexual transmitted disesse too, you need to be in the hospital for you to see people like you

I am tired of people saying girls are wicked, are guys not also wicked. Abeg joor

Yeah, this happens all the time
This ain't new,
Looking at it from her angle, what she's saying may be true, maybe she's really scared of the man, since the man is her benefactor, and if he's really her 'uncle'
Met a customer of mine when I was working, he promised to sponsor me, introduce me to his friends son for marriage, he even said he will be there for me on my wedding day, and he ws real serious, told me he was married, introduced me to his friends and his brothers and all
she made this decision a long time before she met you and now you that can't shoulder her responsibilities, you expect her to drop the honey she has licking to come and lick yours
Confront her about it and if she wants to drop the former honey fine, if she doesn't get another lady
But most times its not always easy, meaning they don't usually drop the men

Dexema:
I visited moz in my early days too but most of the girls there reek of immaturity (no offense) and are too vain. Also I rarely visit female hostels except its necessary.

Everybody just assumes that every girl there is immature and that's a lie
Most of my roommates there were older than me and have gone to various schools before coming down to oau,
Most guys that you tell you stay in moz thinks you don't have sense and very immature, immediately the respect they have for you diminishes.
Buh if you say you stay in moremi or maintenance, even if you are immature and ugly, they will think the girl is one konfam babe
I hated the stereotyped way they treated moz girls
During strike nko?? It's only moz girls they send out, moremi?? Mba

Dexema:
sports na my next door neighbour back den, but visited Moremi more cos na there my gf dey.

Wow, guys always wanting to date moremi girls, and moz girls are considered small babes, I hated that

Dexema:
sports na my next door neighbour back den, but visited Moremi more cos na there my gf dey.

Wow, guys always wanting to date moremi girls, and moz girls are considered small babes, I hate that

Dab2mydick:
am not naughty dear mi, am just one of those best guys a lady can dream of having , am lovable, sweet and really really charming that a baboon had to slap me for being too beaurifu.. (feel like crying when I remember that day ) but I won't cry cos am talking to a lady(that is you), before u tag me as a weakling ...

Don't mind me oo jare dear mi, I talk alot but do me that favor j have asked of u... Just saydab2my- - - - - then u put the right word according to ur sex

You just complimented yourself, Bros your ego no get part two, for that dab2....
Sorry i will have to pass on this one, for this issue only, am not ashamed to say I am a prude