₦airaland Forum

Dexema:
ok maybe Moz babe would be better, alumni hall? too strict? hahaaha! all na wash, maybe just because you don't really have a contact there yet. though it's not really one of the happening halls in ife.

I don't go go alumni Hall because I no get pezin for there, all my pezin dey sport and moz
And it's very boring sooo pezin no go miss like that

bBern:
Same thing I did this morning . This ain't new in Nigeria when we know fully well that electricity is in epileptic crisis.

I live in Otuoke( Goodluck Jonathan home town) and for the past 2 years now ,no light .Therefore we are used to it.

Are you for real? The ex president village doesn't have electricity??
This is just wow

Dab2mydick:
no dear me.. Am not naughty at all, no cover ups , forget the rhyme oo jawe, I meant Dickson like it or not

I don't know anything oo... Me i meant dick-son and nothing more, now pronounce my moniker fully and dab

No words for you
No words to describe you
You are too naughty
I still can't pronounce that.... I am so sorry
Dab2.... You are a very intriguing person

Dab2mydick:
hmmm... Na pple De bear Dickson as name ooo... And I cut it as dick for short, or ur mind is thinking something else ni

Oh my god, you are a very very naughty person
My mind never went to Dickson and Dab2my... Dickson doesn't rhyme
Nobody's mind will go to Dickson, you are just using this to cover up
You know what you meant

6 years and no light... And you are paying fees??
Come try these for 3 days in my school, you go see wein 3 days no light = a lecture stabbed day + vigorous protest 2 weeks no light = 2 months strike + several nonsense meetings
Aluta continua Victoria ascerta

Dexema:
was about to say that but Alumni hall came to my mind, how u doing "mozambiqueen"?

Ahbhhhhh I hate that name 'mozambique Queen' , never liked it
Buh me is fine, thank you
Alumi hall? Never entered that Hall tho, they are too strict

Dexema:
was about to say that but Alumni hall came to my mind, how u doing "mozambiqueen"?

Ahbhhhhh I hate that name 'mozambique Queen' , never liked it
Buh me is fine? Alumi hall? Never entered that Hall tho, they are too strict

Dab2mydick:
hmmm... Dear mi, my moniker is just there to make pple laugh ooo... The person behind it is a perfect gentle man.

It's actually funny buh times like these people don't understand
Well not everyone will always get you
Buh since you said you are a gentleman, I will be taking your word on that
Dab2my... It's nice to meet you
I can't actually pronounce that... , It's to....
That doesn't make a prude tho

Dexema:
ur dp, looks like ife, am I right?

Yes, moz to be specific

Dab2mydick:
well spoken... Seem my moniker is spreading bad image abou me.. I go manage am sha..

Seriously your moniker ain't encouraging at all, buh it's there already, your moniker says a lot about you
Dab2.... Is not something I will take seriously
Not insulting you oooo

CuteTj:
I'm guilty as stated.....

Buhari - I don't bother to read about him anymore.

Oil - I frequently read about it as it relates with my business.

And lastly, Money - I won't lie, I read about everything money as I feel without money I am useless.

As time goes on, I will pay closer attention to my health.

As time goes on, noooo cutie, this is the best time to take care of your health
Most people have the thought of 'when I am old, I will do that', if there's anything I know
Good health is THE BEST THING YOU CAN EVER HAVE
don't make me beat your ass, take care of your health with the money you have

The definition of poor boy to me is
when you are in chem eng 100 level dating another 100 level and boy buys the a girl a new techno camon c9 and the boy is thinking his girl is a virgin

Not knowing the girl is giving it to a 500 level law student... And they are really going hard at it...
Campus stories sha

He does not know how to sugar coat the truth All he was just trying to say is that GIRLS SHOULD BE SMART don't leave all your..... For a guy that will not marry you. Virgin or no virgin Don't give it out like the Etisalat free sim card

Only school schedule gives me this size, at home? Don't even go there Just add a little butt to that and I am okay.

Most Nigerians don't take all these kind of things important... Most people would not bother to read if it doesn't talk about money, buhari and oil
If Nigeria is good and we have bad health,of what use is it to us?
Na only person wey get good health go enjoy beta 9ja

joeruano:
I didn't know ur reasoning was this shallow.
SMH

My reasoning is not shallow, I am just tired of the hypocrisy and all, we just keep lying to ourselves, how many young girls don't use make up? An average girl uses lip gloss and powder,
Guys will be like 'I love girls being natural' how many of their girlfriends don't use powder at all?

Note: I am not talking about heavy make up, I am talking about make up generally,

He was doing this graphics design part time job before he ventured fully into music,
Buh this is good

For more photo shopped pictures, you can check him on instagram, he's a bad ass there

Heavy make up?? I love make up, All these guys will be shouting 'I don't like girls with make up' How many of them have GIRLFRIENDS that do not use make up at all? Hypocrisy will not kill some people hian

evy1:
Madonna doesn't have any SUG, the so called hall reps are tools being use by the school authority.

Wow, how do you guys live? I hate I when I cannot voice my own opinion, so why are we living, you just pray that God provides for your parents? That amount of money is not a joke

Kidae:
I'm a 400l electrical electronics engineering student in Madonna and I also have a sister in here. it's so crazy right now coz I only have a year left...so many people are thinking of packing their bags

Kidae:
I'm a 400l electrical electronics engineering student in Madonna and I also have a sister in here. it's so crazy right now coz I only have a year left...so many people are thinking of packing their bags

So watcha gonna do? You can't obviously leave? You stuck there, mhen I pity you guys nigga
Watcha the S. U. G doing about all this?

bolaji73:
An average Awo boy could Identify Moz even with his two eyes closed

Yeah, moz 101 things nah, the most popular hostel

bolaji73:
just check your profile pix now. Is that not moz?

Yes it is, how do you know?

I can attest to that annointing oil
Me : Mum I have an headache
Res: go and bring that annointing oil
Me: Mum my stomach is paining me
Res :go and bring the annointing oil
Me :Mum I feel dizzy
Res :go and bring the annointing oil

Mum is it compulsory I go to church today
Res :you must need DELIVERANCE, thank God deliverance starts tomorrow, you will go and you will go fasting
Me :mum, I an just playing nah,
Nxt time, I just keep shut up

That's why I prefer eating beefy to gala sausage roll, these days it has become so dry, no meat or whatsoever they put there
The nylon is bigger buh yet the roll smaller than ever
It's a pity I can't do without it,, 3-4 times a week

Sorry correct that, I eat it everyday except Sundays

Great
Everywhere I go, I see you right there, in the beauty of NATURE you shine all around
For you are everything and everything is you

PoliticalThuG:
see ur puff puff cheek.. Ifa slap u

Wow wow oga slow down, not that you are not handsome buh I just wish your face could fetch us immortality and a billion dollars, it's a pity it can't

czarr:
my dear just have a nice bath,relax and think about what you wrote here!

BTW I don't get what the hell you wrote up there.

A wise person once said the problem with our society is that people listen to reply/respond and don't listen to understand....#iamout

Actually it was the lyrics of a song, and some medical terms put together,
I think we are not all bright in different fields
Maybe you just Google it, it's easier that way

czarr:
why don't you just focus on dating your bf and ur academics,who he decides to ask out shouldn't be of any use to you,and to think you bragging about fucking him up with ur friend says a lot about you I know ur type.people who act like you do are always materialistic and always get their heart broken..let me tell you something you prolly know,its not easy for a guy to walk up to a lady and ask her out....if you don't want him let him be and don't frustrate his plans of getting someone else its just not fair and if he doesn't have direction as you say,ask yourself is it your direction to have?,how is his 'no direction ' affect you as you turned him down?eh

*should I blow ur mind?....your roommate if this story is true is more pretty than you are or at least you think she is....I know this because I know how women act in certain situations....

I don't know you and don't care to,this write up isn't for only you,I just hope girls with ur mentality would read and learn!

I know your type and I wouldn't want my daughter to have this kind of mentality!..#peace

Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling,
No more your freaking bullshit, no more of you talking lies, no more of you putting me down
Wake up and take a pill
There is so much I've to say buh.....
Some people like to have hypertension on other people's high blood pressure, I wish your abductors and your flexors well, I think it time for me to use my extensors ,cos the abductors of my thumb is stressed out, yours may not be, cos I can see you like to type for long
#justkidding
Have fun

[quote author=czarr post=46693354]why don't you just focus on dating your bf and ur academics,who he decides to ask out shouldn't be of any use to you,and to think you bragging about fucking him up with ur friend says a lot about you I know ur type.people who act like you do are always materialistic and always get their heart broken..let me tell you something you prolly know,its not easy for a guy to walk up to a lady and ask her out....if you don't want him let him be and don't frustrate his plans of getting someone else its just not fair and if he doesn't have direction as you say,ask yourself is it your direction to have?,how is his 'no direction ' affect you as you turned him down?eh

*should I blow ur mind?....your roommate if this story is true is more pretty than you are or at least you think she is....I know this because I know how women act in certain situations....

I don't know you and don't care to,this write up isn't for only you,I just hope girls with ur mentality would read and learn!

I know your type and I wouldn't want my daughter to have this kind of mentality!..#peace[/quote

Oohhnnnnnnnnnnnnn #toodry
Give me breeze for your dryness

Fynestboi:
You looks like missymossy are you related to her?

Who is missymossy? And I don't think so

czarr:
you dey 100level and yet him no be ur class!
You con dey hapi say you dey date working class,I dey laff you , working class guys dey get chicks for different schools wella and you dey hundred level,for ur mind u think say him go serious with you? you better get sense before its too late!

Let me ask you a question
Are you guys still together?

How can you say no to someone and still want to stop his chances with someone else even tho that person is ur roommate?...did you consider that they may be made for each other?

Now do you realize how silly you may have acted?
















Bitchiz!!!

Some people na die ooooo,
Why you wan use panadol for me? Na you date the working class for me? Na you help me keep am?
Note : I ws already dating him then before I got admission
And you know what, after asking my roommate out, he asked another of my roommate out again, that's when we decided to treat his fvck up and finish him, I still see him on campus trying to form big boy,

I don't like people that don't have direction, those are the worst people to stay with, because anything goes, they take nonsense