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hammer2010:
Thought I sighted LagaTumuch viewing this thread.



Heard he is now the paramount ruler of one autonomous village like that

bahahahhahhahahahahhhahhahhahahahhahahaha

Tipsdon:
If you have never stolen before, you can carry on. But if you had, may shame be on you and your lineage

Dafuq is this?




This is seriously f*cked up!!!

Elnino4ladies:
Why dem no dey nominate bisola Na?

she's HoH na...

OP, your problem is ordinary vagabond?


because of small insult, you have lost the love you have for him...I don't think you're ready for marriage...



My parents that can quarrel over almost anything have not lost their love and because of ordinary vagabond, you're disturbing nairaland...



You both better get your shii together or carry yourselves to court!!!

TBoss is not going home...

why do I let these people keep conning me?

B933RCEWCQQAE-2787883




I cashed out and the very next minute, Padova scored...

And as usual, all teams won at home in the NPFL...

So I needed El kAnemi, Remo and Real Union to score one goal each and all of them delivered at the same time...in extra time

UjSizzle:
Nigerians are capable of following tradition without understanding its purpose.

You were taught to thank your parents because they provided the meal-- money, cooking, serving etc.

You're in your house and the MIL is visiting. Why should you thank her for a food you provided for? She should be the one thanking you.

Please educate your wife a little. We shouldn't follow traditions blindly.

Thank you.


The only people I thank are my parents and the people that serve me.

Holargyde:
Omo na lie India was banned because they refused to wear boots to play football. But the ban has been lifted Now coz their u17 team who they claimed has been training overseas for months were flogged 9-0 or so recently

But what's the name of this thread na?

jupitre:
yeah it doesn't.when you were still a kid,tell me you don't cry whenever you are given an injection

The last time I cried because of an injection was when I was five...

younghartz:
dated her for like 2yrs b4 she told me her story.... A yr later she was no more,
went to her family's house and her brother was like she died 3yrs ago... Holy
and I've being going to their family's house steady with her .... The brother and I do talk well b4 she disappeared but going to her house that faithful day d bro said he doesn't even know me Cold catch me.. Met her at lasu... And her family house was at isashi

night don reach b4 fear enter my body again

I would've said super story but lemme shut up...

ahahnow:
idi.ots. you guys are happy that it was almost snowing in Ekiti. Don't you know this might be a result of global warming? We need to start thinking critically about air pollution and protecting or environment. hellooooo

Hailstone is very different from snow...




Protector of the green...

jupitre:
Greatest lie of all time..Whenever a doctor or nurse wants to give you an injection,you will hear,"Trust me,it won't hurt"

but it doesn't...

ncoolsome:
lol..the sun doesn't rise or set rather the earth rotates and revolves around it..i guess you still believe such lies..

Well, it appears to...

ncoolsome:
my primary school teacher told me the sun rises in the east and sets in the west..

Well, that's not wrong...

zeezeegal:
Nah... Am A Virgin

hmmmm...




based on logistics...

Actually, the most practical lie I've seen happened when I was undergoing JSS1 interview...






I saw human beings, made of flesh and blood, trying to use fork and knife to eat bread, stew and tea, all in an attempt to look cool...

chiraqDemon:
That during one match one player wanted to chest ball and it turned to lion
That someone wanted to kick the ball and it turned to stone
And the two players died
I'm not sure if it was about the same match

It's the same one na...



and that's the reason why India was banned from playing football...

dunkem21:
Hahahaha ..dem say keeper dey see three balls at the same time

and that the ball dey turn to lion

Lhimeet:
90+5 Red Card...And you wan count dah one as 9 men Greece ?

Oya 10-man Greece...

So Belgium couldn't win 9-man Greece?





I should've taken that cashout!!!

It's now Belgium is scoring...

Greece just got a red card...there is yet hope....

and somehow Belgium is in FIFA's top five...





I should've cashed out when bet9ja gave me the option...

vampire2020:
u just murderd my best market , guy I want to even do carefully selected 100odd with the market sef when league resume, u know say NA my market and I go stake 10k

Them dey select 100 odds carefully??







Mention me sha

Hardheolar:
30/30

I'll be there in a few days...





maybe weeks...

vampire2020:
over miss

Baby steps...

uppa:
pls.....excuse me........except you also do same...you wont b saying dis....lets condemn criminals. If you have nothing tangible to say......dont quote me pls

'
dafuq!!!




If you're gonna name a crime, do it right



as einsteine said, it's not even robbery, it's fraud...

bjhaid:
Blood of Judas B957RRCSZAAAP-2548460

Obara Jesus!!!






This is highly spiritual!!!

einsteine:
Its not even robbery. Just fraud.

It's true sef...

uppa:
If truly, you collected money from that guy and you didn't fund him.....then you are an armed robber, and you deserved to be shot!!!

That's robbery but there's nothing armed about it...