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hurricle: Nnbts na wa o

i've never experienced or witnessed a recruitment like this b4....
smh

laoxi: BESIDES WE'RE ALL IN THE DARK. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE RESULTS OF EVERYONE OR THEY WOULD JUST COME UP WITH SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES IN WHICH NOBODY ACTUALLY WOULD KNOW WHAT THEY GOT IN THEIR EXAMS.

thats exactly what they'll do.....n its bad

guys no need to stumble head over heel to see that unsexy picture of her's..... Flat/ dry breast, pucci didnt even show but it gonn' be dry too....
Hisss.... Whats the need of even viewing ponographic pics .
Mtwww

Damovate: aba philhp, sebi na sept. 22ak go complete 9months, (jan 04- sept-04) mind u, d NN trainers ar gonna rest 4 sometime, add up evritin u'll undstnd while i said sept. Ending. So wetin kon hapun 4 1945 oo, tel us make we hear. Is that clear...?

If i tell yhu say i know wetin happen i dey lie .
after-all-these delay in releasing the list.... I wont be shocked to see a surprising-abnormal-list.

Damovate: MFM dey do 70-days fasting & prayer, i implore all awaiting navy applicant 2 participate, & let us see hw d final list wil not b released by fire by thunder b4 d end of sept. Dont giv up on GOD, cuz HE wont giv up on u.

see wahala o....
We dey expect the list before August-ending u kon dey say make we come ur church kom tell BabaGod say September-ending...
bros abeg-abeg no pour sansan for our garri,
make u no let that thing wey happen 1945 repeat its self.......!!!

We won the match for Mandella....
viva Nigeria.
mandella don port come be Southgerian.
Bye bye to the thread...
Till next time....lemme sing ma song as i gooo
Abuja-Kaduna ehh igwara-gwara

but seriously, most of una dey lie....
As a guy, ur 1st attempt to make love, wont be that easy....
Me, my John-Thomas fall my hand.... After the babi don go nai John kon stand attention.... E jex be like say make i giv am smackdown (wwf)

all this strategies is just to get a kitten to fck ...

BabaAlabi: Like this post if you think Nigeria will win.

Will it change the price of Garri
hiss...
If dem like make dem lose like Tahiti.

but seriously,
NN too dull ....!!!
NAF and NA is far better than NN in administration and decision making.
Hiss.....!!!

hmm
Adeyemi,........when Nairalanders decend on you again....dont run away o....!

adeyemireal1: Really!...Which list are you guys waiting for?

list of names for the training the previous list was meant for the interview.

Uniklife: The passing out parade of NN batch 22 will hold on 25th of oct. So let hopefully be expecting our list! Bye for now!

they're supposed to pass-out on the 9th-month i:e (september) why oct 25th....
Mehn....this's bull shi+t.

engroke: Y wud they need me to be unclad what would they wanna see tatoo or what??....na wa oooo

we lined-up and went inside the dark room one after-the-other...... When i entered...
The Doctor told me to off-all-my-clothes and boxers.....and laid down on (those kinda hospital) bed....
He used his palm to pack my joystick/scrotum-bag aside and relaxed his hand there, then place his other hand on my chest (i think)......then he kept giving me order to cough...again and again.
After that....he filled his register with his ink-biro.... And said next.
E jez be like prick-test .... Lolz

adekanmbi1986: I stand to be corrected, that uncle of yours is not an Admiral..ADMIRAL(4 star general) is the highest rank attainable so far in the NN. The only Admiral in the NN today, who also doubles as the only 4 star general in the Nigerian Armed Forces is Admiral Ola Sa'ad Ibrahim,the CDS..Though,I stand to be corrected,but am 99.99% sure.

with this comment, i dont need to ask if your are a naval-personel.... Its cristal-clear!!!.
Anyway....the current past chief of naval staff is Ola sa'ad Ibrahim but now the CDS....while Dele J. Ezeoba is the current chief of naval staff...... Point of correction, there are other admirals (officers) in the navy occupying these positions:
#rear Admiral
#Admiral
#vice Admiral.
(in other news) its certain that the final list of names for the nnbts will be release this August.

adekanmbi1986: It is not possible for any non-commissioned personnel to rise to the rank of Admiral, and its not possible for a commissioned officer that is commissioned through DSSC to rise to Admiral..The highest rank attainable for those categories aforementioned is Commodore (one star general)

owk..... But i have a family-friend that is like an uncle to me,...... He was a non-commisioned officer (as-in, he started from Enugu-ssce-recruitment center during the late 80s) i dont know what or which course he later went for but right now he is an Admiral.

Uniklife: Imagine! An officer said dat “d list will be release august ending, though there is a rumour that they want to add more pple bc d number on d list is small“ he said and not me

still bankin on this anyway!!!.

penny01502: Those unrespected idioots are trying to bite more than they can chew

fools like you can only brag by typing from phone.....
Retard

penny01502: who invited this illitrate here?

Your illitrate Father nai beg me to just type something here.

once upon a time
Wole soyinka was a respectable elder state man.....he was once the creme dela creme in any societal gathering.....
If Ijaw boyz catch am eh.... Them go barb that him white hair for ham....
(why is he tackling our 1st lady, the mother of Rotimi Ameachi.... )

PUMPINGMARCHINE
doNT EvEN Think that i'll quote ur post.... Nahh!!!... U are just a dude seeking attention (Mr. notice-me), u are not as good as those fools i quoted....so just start giggling in excitement that i include ya name in ma post......

Eloghosa78: .... Hmmm!...Wht is this one saying??...she is rep. U.

You.... Your brain don start to dey lik from ur skull abi..... or the gari wey u dey drink don give u myopic deases......blind monkey (tell sombody to read my recent post for your silly-azz !!!...

godsony: You are acomplete fool! Get out of this thread! IDIOT!

people dey say "get out of ma car" "get outta my apartment" retarded fool like you is saying get out of da thread.... Poverty nai dey do u...(u just want feel like say u sef dey say "get out of something" even if na be u own am..... Hehehe

CFCfan:
She runs for Nigeria in international tournaments.

i know Blessing used to run for Nigeria, she didn't on our green kits so i thought she has changed nationality like franky-fredrick and co....
(so she is still with us) then i'll like to say
Congratulobia sweery

Evestar200: are u sure u have watch any diamond league race since it started? I doubt it,,cuz if u do,, u wont utter this trash 4rm ur mouth

B!tch dont lemme turn u upside down and phuck-u-up .....

adaobi123: Dafuq ?

let them giv ha cup to piss in...so we'll know if she's like marion Jones

nonesense!!!
She is not representing nigeria...
(the chic didnt wear green....)

Advocator: Fat women who nowadays label themselves as curvy women are the most disgusting species on earth. Not only are they huge ugly beast with nauseating bodies but they also have p-u-s-s-i-e-s that are hard to find. It's like searching for a needle in a bundle of hays.These women should be avoided at all time, because they will not only harm you but they will also harm your kids for letting those poor fetus to (swim in wombs full of fats, lipids and farts) ALSO they will be bosom fed with huge gigantic bosoms that belong to the giant gorillas aka the fat women.


Down with fat women ( and yall should remember that being fat is being fat) There's nothing like average/medium fat woman! A fat b-i-t-c-h is a fat b-i-t-c-h.

This clip is my prove! Watch & learn!

you didn't include one thing......
they have suffocating-bad-smell
medium-size-chics are the best.... I mean chics like Omotola.... Mercy johnson....alicia-keys....sakira....rihanna....mycurrent-chic (Rita) & co.

bigjeff4u: Cud u guys believe my name was shortlisted in NIGERIAN AIRFORCE list. Nnbts have so much covered my eyes.am not happy. And I have miss dis ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Great✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ opportunity

*Did you partake in their recruitment
*they shortlisted your name on which list "interview" or "training"

jez waking-up.. Rush enter to see watagwan in Niraland------- gam my species gisting----hmmm i smiled and post to hail thee!!!....

today is ma offday at work
Ma bro will be running on the track today, its scheduled by 9:45am so am happily gwana rush pon di road down to stadium...... To watch my Nigerian Usain-Bolt pon di track!!!....

Uniklife: Imagine! An officer said dat “d list will be release august ending, though there is a rumour that they want to add more pple bc d number on d list is small he said and not me

hehehe u donf wanna get bashed like herdeyemie.....
9ice news Unik..... Atleast we're knowing where we're standing at.......

Bedford rascal..... Hmm the name also sound rascal...hehehe...
Thanks Sir...
I so much appreciate your effort in calculating what to say, burning ur kilobites and spending your precious time in typing........
i appreciate ur helpful gesture
mesi boku...... Gracios

US-AutoBuy:
My question to you is this:

How many have you seen on Lagos street for commercial purposes on the area where you want to ply?

Are your 7 passengers not going to have load all the time?

These types of vehicle is quite common in Osun State (Bedford Rascal, Suzuki Carry etc)

But yet to see any on Lagos street for commercial purpose. I may be wrong tho

Yeah!!!
These kinda buses are commonly found in other S.western states but furtunately, the bus now plys major route in Lagos just like the tricycles (keke napep)....
The problem now is how much can i get it......and which brand or product is recommendable....?