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SimonAndal: Just got the books and reading them now. It's all a load of donkey shite, as Alice Cullen would say. Just a bunch of incantations believed to place angels and demons under your control. Laugh Out Loud!

I use to hear dat the 6&7B.o.M can posses the reader to loose his sanity.... Has any of you runned mad.... Have u been healed from the insanity?...
If no reply, then u guys are still under the bridge and untop of dustbin.
Hahahaha Holy-Moses.... Dat guy bad gan!

odun4love: Do u guys still believe they will release another list. As things is going..?

Due to the way things are changing in NN,
Its not over till its-over.... These people are unpredictable.......
Fingers-cross.

odun4love: To me it would be better for them to forget about it and release new form...cause is already too late...and all this there prolong matter will end....what do u think?

Odun, Alot of applicants have spent alot of money and time so it will be unfair if they dont release the list/result.... Infact i think they should add more names to the 39 names per-state.... Cause, its supposed to be above a hundred names per-state.
The CNS is to blame for all these..... Let him step-aside pls, if he is incapable of runing the affairs of the NN.

ceezonnifemi: .. you are right.. I also applied to NN 19 20 and 21 marine engineer artificers.. its quite unfortunate that their is a lot of impunity in the recruitment processes of NN.. ask yourself what exactly is delaying the list

They've formed the list, some other ogas@top will come and alter the list,
therefore, the list keep changing... Infact, rightnow its just like they've misplaced the list.
The CNS is just acting unconcerned, so indifferent to the applicant and public (stake-holders)..... the whole process is going Over a year now. Can't he just address the stake-holders?
The CNS is really not incharge.

Ihedinobi: Abi o! See as dem de form "I no send hymen". Tomorrow dem go de para because say wifey be retired badoo general.

You mustn't be a retired-general in the stuff...
Strike a balance between all things....
Too much of all things isn't good.
My personal point... I loose interest in a geh when she start telling me that she is a virgin.

flamesjay: Attention ....
Today we will see
Time 08:09:10 [already seen]
Date 11-12-13
This year December has 5
Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5
Sundays This happens once
every 823years.
We are the only generation
who have seen ... 01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
10/11/12
Lets celebrate and thank GOD for witnessing 11/12/13 too ...
.......................................................
I saw these elsewhere, and decided to share it for a constant examination of our lives, to enable us make peace with our creator, appreciate His love for us

The fact that we will witness these days in a month,
will it cos PHCN to stable the light?
Moreso,
will it change the market-price of Garri ....?

Edison007: The Best Thing That Will Happen Is Been A Naval Personnel... GOD BLESS NIGERIAN NAVY... Onward Together To Those That Will Not Give Up.

Its not the best but among the best things.

Guy, no be yesterday i start this Navy stuff..... eeet av tayd...... My 1st recruitment was Batch-19....
Lets be realistic here, are you aware that there's age bracket that can disqualify a potential-personnel?...
NoTime
Nevertheless, am still on the #OnWardTogether but its wize to start laying eggs in other basket.....
Shikenna.

Jorian1: Pls I really beed a ggod advise ooo. Am very close to dis gurl like play like play, we sleep together in her room like 6days in 7days or even 7 sef. We re in d same compound oo, now people re jelouse oooo dat we re dating. But we re not, honestly I love her, I jist found it out when am not around her n I really miss her. She talks me like a friend, brother but has a bf hmmm, n worst still, she is dis church going type oo. How me go doo naw, I ve a gf but I don't undastand her like dis one, na just hello, hwfa, how ur huze n hist don finish but for her gist no de evely finish oo. My gf n once in 3mnth dat I c her, and I lied to her dat I don't ve a gf, dat is d only lie I ve ever lied to her. Am in a big fix ooo, abeg oga IT tanxs for the thread. Insuilt is allowed oo, afterall na still coment and advise oo.

while u still have ur current gf.... Process this close friend of yours (thats if u'll like her to be ur gf) if she gives u the greenCard..... Then start arranging how to let the current gal be ur ex..... But hold-on lets consult Ifa 1st

Man, its like i go decamp to Army o!
Three of ma guys wey we follow start dis ting don dey bounce on Camo, me still dey battle with list....!

Flowers are not mere objects.... it holds significant meanings, which gives an idea of the personal-features of the giver. It shows how romantic and passionate a guy can be..... You'll agrre with me that all females love their man to be romantic...... Therefore, an Independent-romantic lady will appreciate flowers...... Its best appreciated when u attach other gift items with a flower..... Its not realy abt the worth of the object, its more abt the meaning of the object.
Nov. 11, 2013, was the birthday of my 1st-love, i bought and packaged gift items which includes "a flower" and "chocolates" lovely frame" etc, in those shiny-wrappers......
Those gift items depict the real-me..... And i felt satisfied cos the items portrays the kinda person i am......
when she opened the shiny-wrapper, she was joyous of the gift items..... And later called me, that she didn't knw i hid some chocolates in the pack.... She was so appreciative.
(Not all gehs are interested in the nkwobi and isiawu choping.)

eddymatti: What happen finally?

Help mi ask that our Mama oh.....!

Edison007: 4MONTH

Hahaha i donf believe dis ish.... Na Lasma ? 4 months ke?.... Minimum should be six months.

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Mavor: Nairaland no be the place to find wife. Half the chicks here are jobless or unserious, the rest are divas. So for anything you see here, please take it with a grain of salt.

I chalenge this comment cos its not true bro...
Wife2be are fairly on this site...
And why i like Nairaland is because its like a faceless site, so u get all bloggers saying out their real and inner-thoughts....
and if u ff some ladies, they're realy a wife-wrapper.
(You are who you are, when nobody is looking)

Thread hyjackers...
Owk, lemme join in Hyjacking this thread alitle...
HOW ARE U GOING TO FEEL IF U SEE YOUR WIFE-2-BE, RANTING ONLINE CURSING THE HELL OUTTER PEOPLE
How will u view her and what will be ur reaction?

What baffles me is the fact that there is no fix months to be spent in training......
21aks spent 6months, 22aks spent 11 months, maybe 23aks will spend 1yrPlus (we dont knw)#WatThaHell??
Seriously,
Somebody need to step aside in NN.

Tereluv: I got dis directly 4rm a medical dr. If u really wana find out witout avin sexual intercourse wit her, dis shuld help. If she'uld allow U, U can try insertin Ur two mid fingers (d midfinger n d one b4 ur thumb) in2 her virginal. If d two finger goes in, den she's nt a Virgin. If U can only sucessfully pass one finger in den she's a virgin. Accordin 2 d Dr, d average size of a Penis is d size of two fingers. D passage of one finger is natural n dats y we can passout urine.

Pls, people need to study vag¡nal-Anatomy before feeding uncomfirmed lies to others...
The female-urethral-orifice is infront of the vag¡na-opening... (up there) ....not beyond the hymen..
You should've said the hymen partially open so as to allow the flow of menses...... It'll even be difficult for a (grown) middle finger to pass through the little hole (inbetween the hymen) without breaking the delicate-tissle (hymen)

Like seriously,
are you seriously serious?..
When i was still wit mumsi.... She said "any lady that is not getting much advancement from guys must've been curse with the woe-betide thingi.."
Since i give little importance to curses and spiritism i tot most ladies are getting the 'hit-on' ...?
Norhh!!
U gehs must be lying jawe

If NN no want mai sheykpei for them....make them jejeli release news for Batch23/24
Let there be GOODNEWS next week....(this dude is tired)

bedeclinton: With what I understand, there will be notin like second list so every one that is waiting in hope for 2nd list should stand down! On my command click the application link for batch 25. Awaitin a direct order from the chief of naval staff. See u guys on base next year, onward together.

the bolded letters simply shows that your info is not confidential...inotherwords... Your info lacks truth.

OP, How does that affect the Price Of Garri ?

Jacobia: The worst sin on earth is to be a civilian we are going for deliverance very soon

lolz... Thats the moral.

Akshow: drop d arrogance and cockiness bro. She's got a point y'know. Naija men can be sooooo egoistic. As for the romantic, I think they are trying sha.

(if you're a female.)
most of you gehs are rapidly turning to a feminist....
Westernization ni.... Hope u can see the negative effect on their society....
I believe in Africa a wife must be submissive to her husband for peace to reign and bravo to dwel in the relationship.... Our grandmothers and their peers lived happily together cos they believe they don't need to masure shoulders with their husband.
feminist just say u want a sissy man that'll lick ya boot

Thats a frustrated biatch thats looking for a Naija man to ride....
Naija+man=Realman

When writing a comment, dont spell the correct spellings of some words if not, the word will be substituted to something else...
So, just counter the Moderator with spellings like this....
Fucckk
puuuussy
diiick
ejakulation.
toto is allowed.

This Mama still dey show pant for magazine ?
I bet that edition no go move maarket..
She try sha, but Pls we only wanna see the duahgters of men...

model

phlame: As Typhoon Haiyan tore through the Philippines, it caused destruction on an unprecedented scale, tearing up homes and causing families to flee its violent path.

However, one survivor continued to stand tall with arms outstretched-- a giant statue of Jesus Christ that escaped unscathed from the natural disaster.

Though Haiyan erased entire towns from the map, Jesus remains upright, casting a protective gaze over the coastal town of Tanauan, in the central Philippines.

Pope Francis urged Catholics worldwide to pray for the victims of the typhoon that ravaged the Philippines, which has the largest number of Catholics in Asia.

The preservation of the statue has served as a symbol of hope to those still struggling to survive the typhoon's wounds, which left around 5,000 dead, according to recent death tolls.

Miracle, or simply coincidence?

SOURCE http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/jesus-statue-typhoon_n_4284415.html?1384553100&ncid=webmail17

Spit on the thread and walk away....!!!

Texykool: Bro, don't confuse the young lady any further abeg.

The song you wrote up there is by Kimi Ranking... Not Fada U-Turn.

u also failed..... That song was sang by an artist called Kammi-Ranking we have kammi-ranking and kimi-ranking.... kimi-ranking sang this song that goes thus: " erema wey no wyne well Dapada, erema wey no sabi Dapada .... Hear mi now, the gals dem love my pion "my pion" thats why dem dey fight for my pion etc etc etc etc.... Anything under the skirt me i love them badly"

Do you guys remember his laughing trademark....
He'll do Hhe hhe hheeeeee !!!
giration go con start.....
Rip to one of da ghetto rullers of then.