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Sisterhot:
... shuuu
Conspiratory theory kwa? Go to that demon thread n see for urself maybe from page 340 or something
On top fvck! U go even ask amakalahot1 on top ordinary fvck na him u dey charge N10,000,000 for ?
Can u pay for that ?

On a serious note , joke apart it pains me so much anytime u & mynameis007 thinks sex and Remember this thread !
If not that I opened up on sex as nature gift that shudnt be kept waiting like urination n defacation will u ever understand , u all would av been suffering thinking u are offending Satan !
That u call conspiratory theory is " just to tell u that I am been gentle here because u are wisemen"
Can we stop this sex talks ever? B4 trouble starts

this is mean

Abeg why do women have- if I don't get him no one else does syndrome? Women are killing men on daily basis.i just lost a good friend

Sisterfire can we shift out from the Jews.
You said this fossil here was one of the fighters of Armageddon war .
I'm really curious to know why beings then wore cloths more sophisticated than us today though it was billion years back

Tloc:
When you speak for REPTILIANS and SERPENTS in these manner, I feel you are trying to drum up support for them. If they have existed for a zillion years and know our true history hitherto us being little beings with no knowledge why can they not intervene to make EARTH better for us. Is it their AMORAL nature that makes them unconcerned about what plays out, whether we wither away or survive the machinations of these EVIL groups.

good observation ! Most times I don't believe they exist

SisterFire:
...o yes I am withholding hundreds of information to make u happy people not sad fellow like I , SisterFire.
Firstly , illustration with chief Oguoko isnt the near perfect illustration about Isreal vs Palestine/iran, ...The perfect illustration is that of fulanis and tribes in Nigeria including hausa ( who are gone forever in Oblivion)
But using that illustration might damage ur heart , so I chose the simple family landgrabbing scheme!
In regards to middle East scuffle today, guys in Nigeria are lucky fulanis are daft with little Religion ,
If they happen to practice what Israel practices , then u are all gone ! You will see a fulani soul as ur govenor , President in s Korea , president in Australia etc all helping their brothers to get ur possessions.

...do you say scary ? Tank nature I didn't use fulanis as an example

[b]Like I said previously baphomet isn't a god, devil, Satan , Shiva what ever,
Baphomet is just a symbol of owners of planet called earth ,
Great symbols of sons of Férælkïrínscû,
, cenozoic era passed when ever Férælkïrínscû wants to do it's abracadabra he draws multiple triangles , truth is that I don't know who tought him use of triangle for magic , neither is he a gifted .
ONE THING ABOUT HUMAN IS THAT YOU HAVE EYES BUT DONT USE IT , HOW MANY triangle do we have in d Jewish flag ?
Symbol worshipped by great men on earth is how many triangles ,
After rocks n roths foundation with their Jewish brothers / queen destroyed Adolf hitlar military headquarter in us is how many triangles?
Who named the bottomless pit " BERMUDA TRIANGLE?
TRIANGLE IS THE ANCESTRAL SYMBOL OF ISREAL , and 80% of Jews don't know this , I saw a Jewish analysing satanism and I was laughing , he did talk evil about god called baphomet without know he is talking evil about The queen , Roth's and rock( 3 Jews) .
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... Tloc, I have my Trinity with it's symbol , Yahweh has it's Trinity with it's symbol
And those who own earth has theirs and the symbol is baphomet , but as Israelites they called it God to confuse you .

sisterfire which era is cenozoc please? I browsed it but the science terms are much .
Can u break it down for my understanding

Secondly
I thought Vatican is among the baphomats ?
Tanks

remioshy:
Hi

When is the event and where are you based? Let me know how you do and maybe clips , I may have a job for you

hello

In this photo I want to know Why Vatican is among the head of enemies of earth . I will love it if you explain

This is but a leg
are you this huge then?

How can medicine eliminate the soul?

SisterFire:
that's REPTILIAN's building style 3000yrs ago , how come someone is seeing it in future
..we shall discuss elements of earth soon ,

How sure are you about this ?
Elements like worlds , plain or reign ?
Welcome back Sisterfire

AbaganaMiracle:
Yeah!! Remember how your terrorist forefathers were crushed in that Biafra sector?

you are talking to a real biafran blood bro, my 2 scientist uncles died in that war ,
But this time around is blood for blood .

AbaganaMiracle:
In Biafra, this eyesore called airport will not be built anywhere. We Igbos deserve more than this nonsense that we are currently getting because of the fulani subjugation of others in nigeria. We need to free ourselves and be able to build world-class infrastructures. I lived in Europe and now in America and I know what standard infrastructure is all about.
It's not above our capabilities, but some illiterate immigrants from futa jalon have been arresting our capabilities and development and we are saying, such can not be allowed to continue. Who are those terrorists to deny us "international status" of this same Anambra airport? Yet some of us still see reasons to celebrate this mediocre. Click on the above video to see what is befitting for us Igbos. Turkey people are not richer than us, not more populated than us, and not more intelligent than us. We are this poor under fulani rule because we accepted to be, but we are saying,NO MORE.

I know how u feel , we aren't Yoruba , hate of fulani superceeds in us ..when time comes this airport will be pull down n renovated ok , I once lived at Abagana

helinues:
Let the blame game continues.....

We don dey read am for news now like northerners news...

Easy!!!

always on Nairaland

Donbabafx1:
Please help with the name and little information about this giant bird I caught in my house. I'm scared even my dogs are barking for the bird

free it her chicks might be waiting to be fed by her , if he is a male train him

mrkings84:
It's not the MC that does that, it the celebrant. Yours is to call him out. Vote of thanks is a short speech by organisers of an event. Just Thanking ur guests for honoring ur invitation.

God bless you my pastor


And can you tell me one of the ways or games to raise funds in the party

mrkings84:
It's simple. Am sure you have attended a birthday party B4, exactly what the MC did there is what u are expected to do which is to coordinate the event.


Have a list of the activities for the party written down. These include, introducing yourself as the MC of the day. Start by telling them that "it's your first time doing MC" it's gonna be like a joke but all along, if u commit some blunders, then u have already told them it's your first time.
Also, if u are not very fluent in English, use pidgin or u can even use ur dialect.

Also on your list will be introduction of guests, calling to high table some persons ( if arranged in that direction), cutting of cake, the toast, celebrant dance, refreshment, bote of thanks by celeb, music, music, music......

Good luck man!

please how is the vote of tanks like , how do I go about it

tit:
Fulani jihadist,


Take your medicine

u are one of them

Tinubu is shameless n cursed, with his drug honorary mtchew

jetwonder:
April 16 Just A Normal Day, What Did U Expect?
#this Kind Expectation Nawa O!

If Lagos is owned by Ndigbo UGM would have decimated 100s of custom officers, but cowardice is a disease .

When a party flenjo coward makes a threat

" U just go back to sleep"

Am not Igbo but See nnamdi kanu matching words with action , n some are waiting for tinubu

Yoruba voted for these

Aonkuuse:
���� that is the only thing u can do for someone who took a bullet for ur cowardice. Come back, fight and die like him if you truly believe in the Biafra you are fighting

Tiv man ur land preserved by lord zakibiam is going to fulani junters ,n u ar attacking igbos

BluntTheApostle:
As a pastor, I have done many MC jobs, and I still do them once in a while.

An MC is not a comedian. It doesn't mean you shouldn't bring humor to the table, but don't overdo it.

As an MC, it is not your primary job to make people laugh, especially in a birthday party. Your job is to ensure that the events run smoothly.

You will work with a program booklet, and ensure that time allotted to each item of event is followed. You will announce events and speakers (if there are any). You will announce games (if there are any), special dances. And if there is a comedian or musician, you will announce them.

Think of Ebuka anchoring BBN, and a comedian anchoring a comedy show. It is not a must for Ebuka to crack jokes to engage his audience. But the comedian or MC anchoring the comedy show is expected to crack jokes.

If there are enough interesting programs lined up, you may not even need to do more than introduce these programs and sit each one out.

That is why the best advice is to go with the flow. If the guests are engaged enough already, then flow with it, and don't crack jokes if you are not a comedian. But for the sake of the Nigerian people many of whom cannot tell a comedian from an MC, you can just get some jokes and practise them, and then find somewhere between events to crack them.

My advice is that you familiarize yourself with the event booklet. Know the order of programs.

What I usually do is get this booklet before the D-Day and practise in front of a mirror. On the D-Day before the event, I try my voice out on the microphones.

So great tips:

1. Go with the flow. If your audience are already enjoying the programs, then there is probably no need to crack unnecessary jokes.

And if your audience look like they want to be out of there, it is your job to keep them in. You can bring a joke to the table. What I usually do is twerk the program book by introducing an interactive game. I always speak with the celebrant first, though. I tell him or her that I can twerk their program book if need be.

Best of luck!!!


2. Don't overdo things. You are the MC, not the star of the show. Don't overworry about impressing anyone.

seun god will bless u for gathering greatminds like this pastors n ,
Am relieved bro

Tanks everyone

jude79:
And how many times did the Igboes attack Yoruba this year, continue chasing rat while your house is burning.

the guy helinues hates igbo that's y I asked

mccloud224:
I stand to be corrected but a typical Yoruba is only interested in what benefits them and them alone. They will and can NEVER engage in self sacrificing acts to better their society... NEVER!

Aren't they the ones jubilating for ikonoso's death? Meanwhile Fulani is now serving pizza at their door step.

The price of betrayal is DEATH!!!!

Is the truth yorubas always talks of interest this ! Interest that!!
Their must be interest in everything no honour