ebamma: A POEM ABOUT BAD GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES If you give them a nokia torch the next day the demand a blackberry,you buy them a bicycle the next day the demand for a car.you buy them a wig the next day the demand for brazilian hair,the always expect you to be their atm

mediainspired: What a laugh @op! Cos if with all their little faults (mostly when they're pushed to d wall by women), if the femalefolks are @least half as simple &uncomplicated as men, den d world wuld be such a nicer place. Women ar foreva schemin, sly &exploitin their feminine wiles to take advantage of men &situations, &then turn around to blame it on d menfolk when it doesnt exactly go their way. What's d root of all evil, violence &crime? D love of money, huh? Ok, so what's mostly d root of d love of money? WOMEN! Do ur research, folks. D way d mind of a carnal woman works?? Hmmm... FEAR DEM! Check Samson, Joseph, David, Job...

Orikinla:

THIS IS NOT A POEM. JUST LINES OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

slimyem: thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!

dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

Goldieluks: Indisputable.

Phizzie555: MUST READ[esp girls]!

if you dress nicely, he says you are a snob,

if you dress sexy, he says you are a slut.

if you argue with him, he says you're stubborn

if you're quiet, he says you're stupid

if you call, he says you are needy and clingy,

if he calls you, he says you should be grateful.

if you dont love him, he'll try to win you,

if you love him, he'll take you for granted and leave you.

if you don't make love with him,he says you dont love him,

if you do, he says you're cheap.

if you tell him your problems, he says you are irritating,

if you dont, he says you don't trust him.

if you lecture him, he says you are bitchy,

if he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'.

if you text him, he doesn't respond,

if you stop texting, he says what went wrong.

if he breaks a promise, he had to,

if you break a promise, you cant be trusted.

if you cheat on him, its over,

if he cheats on you, he expects to be given another chance

Phizzie555: I didnt titled it a poem, Maybe somebody else edited it or something

Phizzie555: I didnt titled it a poem, Maybe somebody else edited it or something

2bey:
Yes, sure the 'somebody' must have signed in with your user name and password. It's no crime if you just view other persons post even if u don't comment nor like, but letting your sour feelings get the better of u . . . Its politely a shame.

vega84: Vice versa meanwhile this thread is BULLSHIT!

Kemaona: Op. Na u sabi oo.

Mynd_44: And the moral of this story is ......................?

faitheve: men are very difficult and funny creatures hard 2 please!!!!!

dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.