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Maybe the female got fvcked by two male fish at the same time

omonighoblessing:

In mr eazi's voice "baby u look so good, if you no go mind I go like to sample you"

Who tf is this??
ONE WORD!

Op I no knw wetin concern u
Na ur yansh they grab??

Who some people no wan just geh sense??

Pretty girl
Oluwa biko pick my call.

Atiku is a bloody liar! All he wants is to attain that presidential seat.
God will never allow neither him nor his generation to rule this country.

Where you dey upload ur sister pics here now
Borrow sense guy!!

kenonze:
The most over hyped fruit /vegetable.


I still prefer the real thing to these emotionless objects

Pm me

favexx:
Sister if u hv any hint he is about to shout @ u in public, forge a fone call and leave that place he would end up looking like he is mad cos people would keep wondering y he is shouting...kuma dat ur house help beat am small na or check if hubby don dey press bobbi...nothing is impossible

Cute dp
You did not follow back

*sips tea*

Which kind 'Mary amaka' cloth she wear so??

Towncrier007:
Her name is ireneony she's one hell of a beauty, she got it all. Baby can I be your lover even for a second?

Alaye eh calm down
Na my girl be dat oo

If I hear say I return am
Why this kind thing no dey happen to me?

That guy is a retard
I have much love for Jayson

#nohomo

Berlynn:
thanks

U did not follow back na

Berlynn:
bald balls

Cute dp bae

IamLEGEND1:
I used to have that same mindset too but I came to realise that life isn't always about me or my interests.
I figured it'll be easy to sit on my hands and complain about how the women of this century have failed to live up to an acceptable intellectual threshold while I'm pretty much holed up in my safe space and not challenging myself enough to know more; to be more.

I watch zee world, extremely sporadically though those instances may be. I despise that nonsense but I know a day may come when I'll have to field a convo that has to do with those characters. these days I find myself reading up on some very weird stuff i have absolutely no interest in,anything from the cold war,Yoruba mythology to space politics.
I may not be perfect but i know dàmn well that I bring something substantial to the table,it isn't unreasonable for me to expect something better than a telemundo-infested brain.

Bro I Feel you

braithwaite:

Lol.. Privacy you call it..first he didn't mention her name or relate to her in any manner that nairalanders will know her..

Concerning the op initiative, we are all wired differently madam,you can seek advice from your close gfriends while me can seek from my dad..now that he has come on here and relate his issue,why not just play your part and leave..

If he doesn't love her,he won't bother taking this out..

God bless you sir

favexx:
nne eh..let him explain y his friends are comfortable calling her "mumu" in his presence. Its obvious he has stripped her of every pride in the presence of his friends

When they call her "mumu" they say it jokingly
And I've cautioned them a few times too

andreawills96:
Hmnn, sit her down and make her understand, if she no change....... come let's go into a relationship

I need to see you pics first

correctguy0900:
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Trust me i don't think u understand what the op is trying to say. the whole thing is not about knowing Trump but at least be aware of your environment. Know the Governor of your own state even if u not interested in politics. If they say there is ebola outbreak, be aware and inform yourself rather than picking it from the road side informats. I have been there myself. The only thing she knew was all the names of movies, actors and actresses. Aside those, nothing and nothing in this world is her business. Eat and fu..k. come on nah that's super boring. Tried systematically telling but was not working

I'm glad you can see were I'm coming from

smark61:
How old is she?

21

Seee bobbi
Olosho turn celeb

Luckygurl:
I think the ball is now in your court, to transform her into someone you'd like her to be.

Get her books as gifts, coerce her into channelling those time spent watching telemundo and zee world to some other educative channel, engage her in intellectual discussion. Do not give up even if her replies ain't encouraging. Let her know why you're doing such and also how you expect her to flow along.
Do all these in love and don't go about insulting her cos that will make her detest you. Those your so called friends should be mindful if what they say too.

Whichever way, it's a gradual process and if she actually loves you the way you claim, she'll make an attempt to step up her games.

Thanks this is actually very insightful

eezeribe:
It depends on what you want in a woman. Actually, girlfriends are only useful in "the other room".

Lol bro u don find trouble

I'm a young man in his early twenties. I've been going out with this particular girl for close to a year now.
I can tell that she loves me, and don't get me wrong I love her too, I mean she's very beautiful and well endowed in the right places, she's also a good cook and good in bed. But my worry is that she's too obtuse and uninteresting. Whenever we're having a conversation or discussion she doesn't make meaningful contributions to the topic, sometimes her contributions are not well thought out and when she says them it makes her sound dumb. My friends have even given her a nickname 'mumu'. Whenever they want to ask of her, they be like "Charlie® that your mumu girlfriend dey"?
I am kinda afraid to introduce her to my parents so she won't embarrass me. My parents are very particular about the kind of girl I bring home, and trust my dad he's going to bombard her with a barrage of questions. She's also not interested in global happenings around the world or within the country or even recent developments. What really sparked my ire was the just concluded USA elections. I remember calling her and teasing her as to who will win the elections, trump/Clinton, but I was dismayed by her response " who is trump?" I was totally dumbfounded, how can someone who isn't an illiterate not have an inkling about 'trump'. I'm not saying i know all about the elections, I wasn't even interested in the USA elections because I already knew it was all mere propaganda, but nevertheless I kept up to speed.
Her further response killed my vibe "what concern me with trump? Is he going to give me a role as a telemundo actress?"(she's obsessed with telemundo btw,which brings me to my next point)
She so much loves telemundo and zee world, the only concise narration she can give is the breakdown of an episode of zee world. It's breaks my heart because I love her and want to marry her in the nearest future, and I don't want our kids to turn out to be morons.
Conversations with her are so boring, she basically adds nothing to the topic of discussion. Our time together is mostly spent on long silences

I need only positive responses please...