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first rule first ....don't let a gal determine ur sadness or happiness

Cutehector:
90percent of what hapens in nairaland is made up of lies.

thank you my bro ...u understand

rokiatu:
So now there are tips on how to be a good liar? What is this world coming to?

world is Turing into a global lying sock.so be smart

lying is a good business

#1 Have a reason. "Prisons are filled with bad
liars. "The good liars are
out running HMOs." So what's the big
difference?
lie as little as possible - only when you actually
have something to gain. "Pathological liars can't
stop themselves from lying, so they tell a lot of
little lies and wind up getting caught,
Truly expert fabricators, on the other hand,
save their ammunition - they don't bother to lie
unless it's going to get you something you
really want.

#2 Lay your groundwork . Don't wait until you're
under the interrogation lamp to start putting
your story together. liars who
had worked out the details of their stories
beforehand had significantly more success than
those who hadn't. As in everything, practice
makes perfect. "It's easier to catch someone in
a lie the first time they tell it," says


#3 Tell the truth, misleadingly. The hardest lies
to catch are those which aren't actually lies.
You're telling the truth, but in a way that
leaves a false impression. Technically, it's only a
prevarication - about half a sin.

#4 Know your target . Good liars have the same
gift as good communicators: the ability to get
inside the listener's head. Empathy not only
clues you in to what your subject wants to hear,
it will help you avoid stepping onto trip wires
that will trigger their suspicions. "To make a
credible lie, you need to take into account the
perspective of your target Know what they
know. Be aware of their interests and activities
so you can cover your tracks."

#5 Keep your facts straight . "One of the
problems of successful lying is that it's hard
work," You have
to be very consistent in doing it." That means
nailing down the details. Write down notes if you
have to. "One of the things that trips people up
is that they give different information to
different people, who then start talking about it
and comparing notes,

#6 Stay focused. "When I'm trying to catch a
liar, I watch to see how committed they are to
what they're telling meIf I
accuse someone of lying, and they're not very
committed to the statement they just made, a
red flag goes up." One of the reasons most
people make bad liars is that they find lying a
deeply unpleasant activity. Fear and guilt are
evident in their facial expressions. They want to
get the process over as quickly as possible, so
they show relief when their interrogator
changes the topic. That's a dead giveaway.
Really good liars, on the other hand, actually
enjoy the process of deceiving other people.
"The best liars don't show any shame or remorse
because they don't feel it They
get a thrill out of actively misleading others.
They're good at it, and they enjoy the
challenge."

#7: Watch your signals . It's folk wisdom that
people fidget, touch their noses, stutter, and
break eye contact when you lie

#8: Turn up the pressure . If your target has
clearly become suspicious then use you emotions and touch to sway him away ."

#9: Counterattack. The fact is, just as most of
us are uncomfortable telling lies, most are
uncomfortable accusing others. This discomfort
can be used in the liar's favor. "You'll often see
politicians respond to accusations with
aggression,"

ifyrosky:
i nid advice, have been dating a gal 4 a year nw, i do luv her wit all my hrt , she z d type dat like getting me jealous,although many guys do av feelings 4 her, bt i feel its gettin too deep into her, she hadly have my time, hadly call, even to chat online very rarely, presently we quarrelin bt yet she doesnt care,........what am i to do, do i keepin hopin she will change or do i go on wit my life

rule #2 as a guy never panic over what you have control over.she's yours control the remote.you understand bro

elantraceey:
and will be my profit? Some cheap online publicity?

that cheap online publicity u secretly wish for....

dancok:
really?

dont go...rule no 1 as a guy never honour a ladie first invitation to either on a date or bed..it shows u r desperate and silly

u don buy sawdust

elantraceey:
Well that's one lady that's totally lovable.


But why announce it here?

y won't he announce it? go get a guy to toast u publicly

elantraceey:
To your question 'am i saying rubbish?'


well i think you are.

okay thanks .

we need to have executives in this section.for example we need a president v.president Gen sec treasurer welfare pro chairman and chair lady organising committee .I believe this will bring us close to one another.the executives will have our contacts, should in case one of us is getting married or birthday we can organised ourselves to show up...
everything shouldn't end on nairaland .let make romance section the most organised section on nairaland.


am I saying rubbish?



we go need chief whip or Clark to


ve access to press the ban button




you can add ur own creative idea.





no mind my English am a drop in.

in due time I will vote ......but too early

zinnyprecy:
nobody likes me, Dats unfair. me I love all Nairalanders and myself.

we all do

2dice:
yea
what' do you think about it?

nah wash.....let go sir

go home and apologize to her.she deserve it.

get my holy water and broom.......

2dice:
Present sir

c wetin our friend open as thread

God!!!!!!

go talk to God in prayer

so sorry.....not working....2dice come over here o

nice move

tallesty...I just like the guy
didiydiva ....that gal is too cool
2dice ....my good friend always on point
daviyjones, ...funny but honnest, , echobee,...fine gal
morethanadoll ....so intelligent, falconey....always online

i smell goodluck on buhari

a beg remove unilorin

see how goodlouk deh lose vote

what is good is worth waiting for.

she will be more active Dan Mrs sambo....wait oo sambo get wife?

welcome back sir

yes sir....

"E Be Like Say"
(feat. Soul E)
Oh ma God, oh oh oh
e be lik say dey 1 tell us wetin we neva hear b4!
2baba dey hiaaa! plus soul e baba dey hia!
zapadapadap dapadap de dapadap
de dapadap de
no be small tin oh [x4]
I say
no be small tin oh [x3] eh
Looking back through all the years
That you and I have spent together
It seems like you’ve been playing me all along
So many times, you asked me to put the whole of
my trust in you
So many times, you betrayed and played me for a
fool
Why don’t we work together so the future will be
brighter
Cos, e be like you and I
We dey need each other all the time
All the time
Another year has come
And now you want my trust once more
Oh no
E be, like say you want me to tell me another story
again oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to act another movie again
oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to code another coding
again oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to dance
Galala na di new dance, again oh
You want to sing another song again (e be like say)
E be like say you want to code
You want to code oh
See, all I want to say is that
They don’t really care about us
Because all they want to do is to get in touch with
big bucks
Because they think the money gives them the
power
But the power is nothing
If your people cannot get quality education
The power is nothing
If your people keep on dying of disease and
starvation
The power is nothing
If your people have no peace (no peace)
The power is nothing
If your people cannot live in unity (eh)
See, why do you keep deceiving the people, my
brother, my sister
See, why you make all this people to dey fight one
another
Only God can judge you now [x4]
Another year has come
And now you want my vote once more
Oh no
E be, like say they want to tell me another story
again oh
(e be like say)
E be like say they want to act another movie again
oh (e be like say)
E be like say they want to do another deceiving
again oh
E be like say dem want to dance
Galala, na di new dance, again o
They want to sing another song again
They want to sing [x2]
E be like say they want to code
They want to dance
I dedicate this one to all of the shady politicians
Wey go promise and fail and make the people live
in harsh conditions
I dedicate this one to all of the shady politicians
Why don’t you change your ways
Change your ways now
Make the people live the way they are supposed to
live
E no be small thing o
As you see me so (no be small thing o)
I no send, I no send you oh (no be small thing o)
All of the shady politicians (no be small thing o)
As you see me so (no be small thing o)
I no send, I no send you oh (no be small thing o)
All of the shady politicians (I say no be small thing
o)